Blue Damzy

21/02/2024

19/01/2024

Fake phone step aside🏌️ only iPhone can do this
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13/01/2024

I'm curious, who will get married to those girls that don't have ynash 😳

13/01/2024

I hate people who use deep English just to make us intoxicated by exuberance of verbosity betaprutal contraption.😂

12/01/2024

1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubbørn set of people 😒

2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂

3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted 😂

4. There are only two✌️ nāked things that can kīll a man
1. Nāked wire
2. Nāked woman
😂😂😂☠️
They will not teach you this in school
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5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anūs, the devil will always whisper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''😂

6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... 😩 if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard 🦎 is cālled ‘LIZZY BABY’.🤣😂

7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.💀💀
it not easy😭

©️ King Valentine ✍🏼

8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to būy you food is also chēating....but you are too hūngry to understand that😅😅

9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money

Blāck People: 👞👀
😂😂

10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wētting and a witch squeēzing your neck in the night😂😂

11. People say fālling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fēeling ever😂😂

05/01/2024

BECAUSE OF AMEBO I PASS MY JUNTION FOR ABUJA GO DROP FOR KADUNA AND I NO GET TRANSPORT TO GO BACK MA TEL THE DRIVER TO CARRY ME BACK TO WERE HE CARRY ME

22/12/2023

📝 LAUGH WITH .✌️

1. AY: Hello Mr Faith, did you see my message? 🙂
ME: Is it the one you said I should borrøw you 5k? 😒
AY: Yes
ME: I did not see it 😏🙄😂😂
2. Dancing with a fät girl is like dragging bag of rice from one place to another.... so stressfül 😂😂🤭
3. Nigerian Parents will be like: Faith remind me to beät you before we sleep 🙄🤨😂😂
4. Snoring is a gift. 🤗
Not everyone can compose song with beät while sleeping. 😂😂
5. Na the righteous ones dey suffër pass.🥹
Enjoyment wan kïll sinnërs 🥲😂😂
6. Sadly, only men still marry for love; women marry for møney hoping to fäll in love later 🤭😂😂😂
7. You see that thing Children of Israel were calling “manna” in the Bible...
Na “Garri” oo 🙄😂😂😂
8. Person wey join cült sef con get pëace of mind pass who dey for relationshïp 🥱😂😂
9. With petrol being N700 per litre, my sister you better look like your profile picture when I get there... 😏😂😂
10. My maths teacher said I can’t survive without knowing Roman numerals. Up till now I have never seen anyone count money in Roman numerals 🙄🤭😂😂
11. In Nigeria, after locking your door with a key, you must forcefülly try to open it without a key — just to be sure it’s locked. 🙆🤭😂😂
12. To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react and add my profile to enjoy more Laughters, May your slippers çut in front of your crush when talking to her 😉😒😂 Let the readers & reactors say ‘Amen’ 🤭😂😂

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17/12/2023

MY UNCLE'S MIRROR 🪞
CHAPTER THREE (3)

Continuation....
He took me to his room and made me sat down on his bed before sitting close to me.

You have been spying on the mirror to know what was wrong Haven't you? He asked with outmost concern.

"Yes sir" I said with tearful eyes as I rest upon his shoulder.

You know the woman that gave Ellen your cousin was my ex, I thought she got over our break up since she was married already. She became a friend and I saw nothing wrong in the gift she gave your sister, not until she turned 4.

He said looking sad, I saw tear in his eyes as he continued.

When she turned 4 years old, she started going out at night to view the mirror 🪞and one by one our family relation began to miss, that was why I made that rules actually. He said as tear flow down his chicks.

I also explained to him my own discoveries about the mirror 🪞, how my parents told me to make one of his biological child to look at the mirror 🪞 inorder to break them out.

My uncle had three children, immediately he called them over, as he brought down the mirror 🪞.

He made them look at it one after the other but still nothing happened, we both were confused at how it didn't work or is it that they were all not my uncle's biological children.

In broken hearts, my uncle took his second and last born to the clinic, just to ensure if they were actually his biological children. The results came out clean, they were his children.

To find out full information about how to get tMY UNCLE'S MIRROR 🪞
CHAPTER THREE (3)

Continuation....
He took me to his room and made me sat down on his bed before sitting close to me.

You have been spying on the mirror to know what was wrong Haven't you? He asked with outmost concern.

"Yes sir" I said with tearful eyes as I rest upon his shoulder.

You know the woman that gave Ellen your cousin was my ex, I thought she got over our break up since she was married already. She became a friend and I saw nothing wrong in the gift she gave yo

17/12/2023

MY UNCLE'S MIRROR
CHAPTER TWO (2)

Continuation....
As I looked into the mirror 🪞, I saw all our family, relative and some other people stocked inside include my parents. Then I was told by my parents to break them out by making one of my uncle biological child to look at the mirror.

I immediately rushed to my uncle's first daughter to come help me that I mistakenly dropped the mirror 🪞.

"Did it break?" She asked eagerly.

No but I need someone taller to come help me put it back before daddy sees it, I lied to her.

I stood back as I watch her taking a view of herself in the mirror.

She observed herself in the mirror for a while and hanged it without anything happening. I was shocked as it proves she's not my uncle's biological child.

During the breakfast, I asked my uncle where my brother was but he lied... later that day we went to give report to the police.

I know everything was in vain, but the seriousness of my uncle to search for my brother was what kept me in awe.

The next night I stood by the kitchen to view my uncle to do his usual. But this Time to my greatest surprised my uncle's didn't come out, it was his first daughter that came out to the mirror 🪞.

I stood by watching as she transform to my uncle and began to viewing the mirror. I sneakily went to my uncle room to confirm if he was in and truly my uncle was sleeping with his wife in peace.

I began to suspect what was wrong in the house because the rules was never to touch the mirror by my uncle and

17/12/2023

MY UNCLE'S MIRROR 🪞

CHAPTER ONE

There is this mirror 🪞 in my uncle house, nobody dear to look at it, it's always hanged up at reach and view of no one.

Because of this weird law, I and my siblings don't go to my uncle house. He was very wealthy and that got us more scared, not until our parents died.

We were forced to go live with our uncle, since he was only surviving relative, again our uncle reviewed the rules to us.

I was the type who goes out at night to drink water. One night while I was entering the kitchen when I cut the sight of my uncle viewing the mirror.

He was a bit serious like someone watching a movie, I was still staring when he swiftly turned to my direction with outmost anger in his face.

I quickly hide myself to avoid been caught, and manage to crawl back to me and my younger brother room.

The next morning my uncle bought a water dispenser for me and warn me not to get out at Night again, I accept with fright.

That Night while I was sleeping, a trembling sound in the living room woke me up, only to find my younger brother missing.

I began to search for him but he was no where to be found, I was Puch to step out of my room in search of my brother.

I walked through the stairs to go check him in the kitchen, the I saw my uncle stacking him in the neck. he was forcing my brother to stare at the mirror 🪞.

I watched with tears filled my eyes as he turned my brother head with outmost power towards the mirror . He over power my brother and made hi

15/11/2023

My Bestie for life ♥

16/10/2023

Hello guys

27/09/2023

Just having fun 😂

26/09/2023

🙁

19/09/2023

How do I look😊

19/09/2023

That's not the step

17/05/2023

Hello