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Drag Them, Queen With a rotating guest each week, host Sarah Guarisco is calling out all those she's dated and wronge

Hahahahahaha - that’s all.
11/11/2022

Hahahahahaha - that’s all.

*watches unsolved mysteries on her phone on lunch break*
26/10/2022

*watches unsolved mysteries on her phone on lunch break*

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10/10/2022

when your laptop is fixed after 7 weeks…


BIG MOOD!!! 😜 it’s about that time ⏰

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18/08/2022

😶‍🌫️ noted! 💘





happy saturday! hope you’re thriving! 🥂🍽🎉
16/07/2022

happy saturday! hope you’re thriving! 🥂🍽🎉

28/06/2022

Episode 44 is out. Brazilian waxes for the Amazon!

Sarah lets it loose with her esthetician, Lala.

They get down to the nitty-gritty with the first topic: va**nal waxing! Positions matter when waxing a bum hole, and Sarah is enthralled.

Lala tells the story of the time she gave her brother-in-law a manzilian for his beach trip.

The ladies discuss the Netflix documentary, “Stay Sweet,” and agree that Warren Jeffs is the biggest POS out there.

Britney Spears’ wedding day is brought up, and Sarah and Lala give their take on Jason Alexander’s dumb ass.

Speaking of weddings, Lala reminisces on her bachelorette party and the depths to which one of her friends went. “Trust the bus!”

They talk about neighborly sneaky links and the s*xual position, Amazon!


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27/06/2022

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13/06/2022

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03/06/2022

Don't forget to go listen to Episode 43: My Undercarriage is Sweating!

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02/06/2022

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01/06/2022

Episode 43 is out. My Undercarriage is Sweating!

20/04/2022

Episode 42: The Tickler is out‼️

Sarah has Lauren Murray in the chair for a 2nd time!

The ladies talk about bringing back long-lost loves, Ben & Jen style.

They have interesting stories about timing and lining up relationships at the perfect moment.

Sarah remembers a guy she went on a few dates with, who lured her over after parading all day, and he told her “I just wanted to get my freak on,” after she put on The Client.

Lauren brings up running into old flings while with your new man. Why does this always end up so awkward?

The girls discuss public s*x, and Sarah is considering getting kicked out her building to bang in the rooftop pool.

Lauren crushes Sarah’s dreams and drops the balcony story!


06/04/2022

Episode 41 is out! Season 2 keeps going with Court Me, Bish!

Lo is back in the house after a hot minute, and she gets into work probs, including the loony toons that are fresh off the interstate.

Cops are called often, and Lo is now in charge of customer complaints and the migration of birds.

The ladies agree that customers feel like they have the right to talk to employees any way they want.

Sarah discusses her most recent spray tan fiasco and how she forgot to wear thongs.

Although she’s over men, Lo did go on a date with a man who had “plant babies,” so she’s back to only platonic relationships.

Do you order whatever you want on a first date? The women dig in deep on the topic, and yes, always get dessert!


29/03/2022

Episode 40 for Season 2 is out today! Hot and Hangry!

Sarah is back with Money, and she’s got a cold again. Big shocker!

The ladies review Mardi Gras 2022, and Money breaks down what it’s like in Cajun country.

The people of Church Point have a chicken run and chase pigs while being hammered at 7am. It’s what nightmares are made of - “Poultry and swine hell.”

Money also explains how she got the police to bring her home after a night out of partying.

They switch up topics to Britney Spears and confirm she’s the queen of draggin’ her family.

Sarah goes off about a kid having a birthday party in an adult setting. Isn’t this why there are McDonald’s?

Nail salons beware because Sarah is over customers talking on their phones.

She’s hangry today!


14/12/2021

Episode 37 is out. Spread Those Cheeks - A Mini Ep!

Sarah somehow manages to convince Money to record while she has the flu. What a good friend.

Sarah breaks down the weekend of chaos in Sarasota for her friend’s wedding.

Things took a turn quickly, and it turned into Cancun 2001.

From Friday night tequila shots to Saturday beach p**n; the wedding party went from classy to downtown trashy Florida strip club.

St*****rs love private rooms and gyrating to plastic Santas.

Sarah wakes up Sunday to her roommate and a special guest, which makes for a swell car ride later in the day.

This mini episode packs a lot of…you fill in the blank.

07/12/2021

Episode 36 is out. Nudes for Christmas!

Money is back with Sarah, and the ladies pick up right where they left off.

Sarah tells the horrifying story of her dog getting sick from being fed people food over Thanksgiving.

The ladies somehow shift to discussing holiday gifting, and they both agree edibles are the gift that keep on giving.

Dating during the holiday season becomes tough when it comes to presents, so Sarah brings up the Golden Rule: Do not buy gifts for someone you are not in a relationship with.

Money doesn’t know what Cuffing Season means, and apparently Sarah doesn’t either.

They get on the topic of Yellowstone, Selling Sunset, and terrible Hallmark Christmas movies.

Oh, and someone is wearing her contractor’s sweatshirt!

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30/11/2021

Episode 35 is out. Vic on the Thot Line!

Sarah sits down with her new friend, Victoria. Vic is newly separated and living her best life with the “Chads.”

She discusses her recent dating ventures and how someone walked in on her having relations with Chad 1. Vic realizes Chad 1 is getting too attached, so Chad 2 arrives just in time to keep the balance in check.

Sarah and Vic consider going le***an to avoid the men drama, but the swag keeps bringing them back in.

“Brenda” slides into Vic’s DMs all the time, but she is engaged and in an open relationship.

The ladies talk about sharing home videos at dinner, married men engaging in prostitution rings, and maybe a Part 2!

Ring Ring! You’re on the Thot Line.

16/11/2021

Episode 34 is out. How gross is that?!

Lucky and Sarah are together again, just in time to bitch about driving on the highway, long exit lanes, and going slow in parking garages.

The conversation takes a turn (shocker), and the ladies discuss having a baby in a car or shooting one out of a va**na on the sidewalk.

Speaking on medical topics, Sarah brings up her sheer embarrassment of holding up the line at the pharmacy. She was only getting eye drops!

Both Lucky and Sarah have stories about injuries that lead to something pretty gross.

Unfortunately, there were people around to witness these events.

If you’re into puking, this episode is really gonna get you right!

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09/11/2021

Episode 33 is out! Old Cow, New Cow.

Money starts off the episode by explaining that her dog’s waist is getting snatched and ready for Summer ‘22.

Sarah and Money discuss “Golden P***s Syndrome,” also known as GPS, where men have too many options in women, leaving them with big heads.

This new term is closely related to the ‘old cow, new cow’ theory from Someone Like You, where “the bull always wants some strange.”

Sarah decides she’s not looking for anyone new, but just in case, she reviews the ways to find men naturally.

There may be an experiment in the future.

Money and Sarah weigh in on catching colds and covid through their eyes, but y’all can be the judge of that!

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02/11/2021

Episode 32 is out. Happy Moderate Ho-llaween!

Sarah sits down with Lucky, and they begin by reminiscing on past Halloweens.

Lucky brings up her infamous cat suits and the day their old boss saw her walking down the street at 8am with her bo***es out.

Would it have been worse to zip up the suit and cover the pasties? They weigh the options.

Sarah discusses Ho-llaween and how she used to dress up as a moderate ho. The ladies agree Sarah’s chain gang costume from college was the real MVP.

Lucky talks about her recent trip to the dentist and her flossing routine. She calls Sarah out for only flossing a few times a week.

The healthy chompers debate begins.

The ladies somehow get on the topic of Oprah and realize she’s the OG of cancel culture.

Buckle up!

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26/10/2021

Episode 31 is out: 20 Year Reunion Hoopla!

Sarah and Money rehash their reunion from Saturday night and the oddities intermixed in the evening.

The ladies start by calling out the Clarion in Morgan City and how sketchy the linemen were that were staying there.

Sarah targets the yellow stains on her comforter, and Money figures that’s what you get for $80.

The ladies dish on classmates, and Sarah recalls a rumor and tries to get to the bottom of it.

After much group discussion, it was revealed that said rumor was true, but Sarah got the girls mixed up.

Thank God she didn’t approach the wrong person!

There was an afterparty of sorts, but the real afterparty was when Sarah almost got TAKEN by a straggler standing by her hotel room!

DRAMA!

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20/10/2021

Episode 30 is out. Mr. T Spills the Tea!

Sarah brings “T” onto the show, and he discusses his time on the downlow as a gay man, until his early twenties.

He talks about his first experience with a man, which was in high school, and the other guy was in the closet…and still is.

T debates a past polyamorous relationship and considers the Neapolitan Theory.

He unmasks the $30,000 millionaires with Gucci loafers that live in Dallas and how everyone loves big hair and themselves.

“Are ankles the new cleavage?” Sarah breaks down the art of the n**e, and T says to stop with the starfish photos!

Sarah and T chat about judgmental looks by strangers and how they wanna tell off people who “1-10” them.

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12/10/2021

Hansel’s Breadcrumbs - Episode 29 is out!

Sarah welcomes Money back to the show, and they update each other on their usual shenanigans.

Sarah discusses her recent weight gain and how she had to go up 2 sizes at Zara. What’s up with their fit model?!

The ladies talk about cleanses and diets, and Sarah will update everyone on her progress.

The dating term “breadcrumbing” is brought up, so Money and Sarah compare notes on men who give a little and never follow through. How many chances are too many?

The ladies’ conversation leads to YouTube, and Sarah recalls her real-life version of “Scarlett Takes a Tumble.” Don’t worry, she’s fine!

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28/09/2021

Episode 28 is out. Jailbirds: New Orleans Baybayyyy!! 😈

Money and Sarah break down the new season of Jailbirds, which happens to take place in New Orleans.

The ladies get into toilet talk, and an inmate starts a fight by saying, “You look like Diddy Kong, and you on your last life.”

Money and Sarah are instantly obsessed, especially after meeting Jamie, who has 9 fingers, but when her digit was removed, she was able to keep her “THUG” tattoo.

Age hits the inmates hard, and so our advice: don’t do drugs, kids! Also, don’t “run up on knives.”

Money reminisces on her night in jail and how she had to pull her cot down the hallway.

Then she tells us the story of almost getting arrested in New Orleans, but she got out of that charge!

Y’all don’t wanna sleep on this!

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22/09/2021

Episode 27 is out! Sarah is Nancy Drew. 😈

Sarah takes a deep dive into the Gabby Petito case, and she admits to hours of investigation on Reddit and Twitter.

Lo gets updated on the details of the case, and the ladies agree that Brian Laundrie is a POS. That dude ain’t in the reserve!

Lo demands a hot picture of herself if she were to ever go missing.

Sarah and Lo recap their trip to Austin to see Heather McMahan stand up.

Lo started the trip by almost starving Sarah and depriving her of Mexican food in Houston.

The ladies make the drive to Austin with another girlfriend and disorderly conduct ensues.

Wine by the doubles, ranch waters, and a drag from a Juul turn Sarah into Usain Bolt, and she now needs a chaperone.

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14/09/2021

Episode 26 is out. Lucky and Her Big Mouth!

Lucky discusses her brush with TSA post 9/11 and how she ended up on a watch list that she can’t seem to get off.

She also got detained in Chicago while in costume and drinking on the street, which is something you apparently can’t do.

Lucky breaks down her college relationship that was extremely toxic and the crazy things he did to get her attention.

She also talks about evacuating with her fiancé to his family’s home in Oklahoma after the hurricane.

Let’s just say lots of people have opinions on Lucky’s personality and her “anger issues,” but she has no intention of fixing anything. “Volunteering is for suckers.”

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07/09/2021

Episode 25 is out. Hurricane Ida Made Us Her Bitch!

Sarah and Money sit down together for the first time in a while, and they catch up after Hurricane Ida.

Sarah talks about how dumb she was for staying in Nola during the hurricane and how she thought she was going to die in the middle of the night.

She discusses her struggles post-storm, including no electricity and leaving for Orange Beach with her boo.

Money assures Sarah that she will never settle down if she can’t cohabitate, and she reminds Sarah she’s not getting any younger. Ouch!

Sarah evacuates to Money’s house where the ladies get drunk, and Money tells stories about the neighbors across the street who hid a woman who was on the run from the law!

Just another day, folks.

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24/08/2021

Episode 24 is out. Money Gets Shadowbanned!

Sarah and Money gather their thoughts after a few weeks apart.

Sarah realizes she’s poor after being laid off the week before, and she can’t even afford to drink alcohol.

To lift her spirits, Sarah’s guy friend brought her to Colette’s s*x club in the French Quarter. No s*x was had by them, but Sarah realizes she’s into voyeurism.

Money and Sarah discuss the most recent Facebook blast by a woman who caught her boyfriend cheating…with his fiancé and almost 9 other women. The audacity of this man!

Sarah brings up an older man that lives in her building who has a triflin’ ass girlfriend.

Money talks about being shadowbanned on Instagram and keepin’ it real – .

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17/08/2021

Episode 23 is out! I Dream of ‘Genie’ (Riga Edition)

Sarah sits down with Riga Ruby aka Jeanette the Genie aka Christie from uptown.

Riga is a local comedian and actress who is dominating social media with her slew of characters with unconventional personalities.

The ladies bond over their love of Scorpios and their angst toward Leos.

Riga discusses the city and the gentrification that inspired most of her characters.

She breaks down a date in 2006 with a Nigerian man whose car broke down and decided it was a good idea to put in a p**no, versus another Nigerian man whose dick was so small, she couldn’t feel it. “I want a stroke, not a poke!”

This one is a wild ride!

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10/08/2021

Episode 22 is out. Trixie Stripped Down!

Sarah sits down with the ultimate queen, Trixie Minx.

She discusses her early years in ballet and how an ankle injury led her to her destined path of burlesque.

Post Katrina, Trixie recalls trying on tassels in a hotel bathroom in Mississippi and coming back to Nola for her first show.

Trixie tells the story of the dancer who needed silver panties but ended up using crusty, floor panties, and she relives the worst date she’s ever been on.

Since covid, Trixie has had to adapt with her shows and deal with internet trolls who don’t like her masking rules. It’s a panoramic!

Don’t forget “cream rises to the top,” so mind ya business and be your best self.

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03/08/2021

Episode 21 is out. Lo, Dis is a Mess!

Sarah and Lo discuss their latest cringe-worthy dating series.

Lo talks about meeting up with her ex-boyfriend from college, who was married at the time they were together.

Fifteen years and one naked massage later, his recent ex-girlfriend showed up to their date.

So, at a casino in Baton Rouge, names were called, and security had to es**rt someone out. Peppa Pig better watch herself!

Lo recalls the text she sent her ex after she got home, and he completely ignored her, even after saying, “I’m not ignoring you.”

Sarah discusses her most recent relationship, which is now over.

She recounts events from the last 2 months and the emotional connection that never was.

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27/07/2021

Episode 20 is out now! She's so Lucky, She's a Star.

Sarah sits down with “Lucky,” and they retell the infamous NYE 2019 story. There was M**A, vodka sodas, a stupid bitch, almost a fight, and then everyone got naked. Sarah recently found out that she got a piggyback ride back to her apartment that night completely topless.

Lucky recalls the men she’s dated, including Joe, who loves giving and receiving golden showers, when he’s not being a complete as***le impregnating women on the side.

Then there was CJ, who was the worst of the worst, always contacting Lucky in between and sometimes during relationships. Bartenders are so trustworthy!

Lucky discusses her polyamorous relationship and when she attended a s*x party.

This one is a doozy!

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See y'all bi***es next Tuesday! -
20/07/2021

See y'all bi***es next Tuesday!

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13/07/2021

Episode 19 is out. Ladies Love Cool J (Jordan Edition).

Sarah sits down with her lady gay, Jordan. Not only is she a hot ass le***an, Jordan is also the most down-to-earth bitch there is.

She explains her first experience with a girl at the age of 15, who later became her girlfriend.

The stereotype that le***ans move in together or get in a relationship quickly is spot on, and Jordan discusses her newest love interest; they met at Pensacola pride, and Jordan found herself a straight girl who seems to be sticking, in a good way.

Sarah and Jordan talk about dating apps and how bleak the dating pool is in Louisiana.

They dissect the concept of le***an p**n and why straight women love to watch it.

Bring the U-Haul because it’s getting serious!

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06/07/2021

Episode 18: Money Ain't Chicken is out now!

Money is back to set our asses straight, but in the meantime, Sarah recounts her night away from her dog where she was without her sleep machine, medication, and a giant roach jumped out at her.

Sarah discusses Father’s Day at her family’s house and her dad’s obsession with crazys**t.com. Make sure you look past the p**n!

Then she talks about her near-death experience doing a back handspring on the trampoline after drinking a margarita. Think Death Becomes Her staircase scene.

Money examines her Mardi Gras krewe drama where she had to tell a woman about herself. Don’t mess with her mama!

The ladies start a new bit, and Money will probably get cancelled because of raccoon story.

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Happy 4th of July!
04/07/2021

Happy 4th of July!

29/06/2021

Episode 17 is out. Lauren Murray gets R-rated. 😈

Sarah sits down with her neighbor and actress, Lauren Murray.

As they drink Trulys, Lauren discusses her career in print, commercial, movies, and her spiritual journey as a chanting Buddhist.

Besides ducking past-life boyfriends, Lauren has moved on to dating apps and stalking on LinkedIn.

Being ghosted is a trend between Sarah and Lauren, and they agree it’s a weak, p***y move.

Lauren is looking for a unicorn with Big Dick Energy and a 401K, but in all actuality, the men are all divorced with 3-plus kids and no health insurance.

The ladies get into cosplay, do******ix, and cu***ld requests after 7 dates. Can’t make this s**t up!

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22/06/2021

Episode 16 is out now. Listen to it on your favorite podcast platform!

Happy Pride! Wontonya discusses her recent rise as a drag queen and her need to go with the flow.

Sarah digs for dirt amongst the queens. Is there a rift between the young Marigny Queens and the older French Quarter Queens? It’s like the Sharks vs the Jets.

Wontonya chats about her shtick and gyrating on the floor to Mariah Carey songs.

Sarah gets Wontonya to admit she used to ghost men, and she has issues staying in long-term relationships.

They discuss pet peeves, smells that trigger them, and trends that need to stop.

Wontonya wants everyone to know, just because she sucks dick in public once, doesn’t mean she does it all the time.

LAMB for lyfe!

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17/06/2021

Sarah sits down with the fabulous Ellyn Marsh from Obsessed with Disappeared Podcast.

Ellyn discusses her career on Broadway, becoming an actress/comedian, and dealing with other people’s bulls**t.

Sarah and Ellyn bond over being very straightforward Italian ladies and the type of men that they attract.

Ellyn chats about her divorce and the narcissist she dated after her husband. Spoiler alert – he’s garbage!

On a funnier note, Sarah asks Ellyn to dish on dating Robbie “Rob” Williams and how he thought she was poor.

Ellyn talks about her love language and the worst gift she’s ever received. Trust, she’s one “hot mama.”

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08/06/2021

Episode 14 is LIVE! Lo's Block is Hot!

Sarah and Lo discuss their past anxious weeks, including being scared by the pest control guy, surgically removing a mole after eating gummies, and accidentally peeing themselves.

Lo decides she needs a life chaperone after an out-of-town wedding leads her down a random path. Also, 911 texts are not necessary if you can’t get out of your dress.

Sarah recounts the “Oh my goodness” guy who wouldn’t look at her during s*xy times and the s**t the ladies had to deal with in their 20s.

What do you do when you have a friend that disappears when she has a boyfriend? Find a girl that is DTC (Down to Clown). “Is that bitch’s name Wells Fargo? Because you don’t owe her s**t!”- Lo

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