Vacuums & Vasectomies: An Unfiltered Mom Blog

12/08/2023

Throwback to all the moms who went to high school in the 2000s 😂❤️❤️ bet you still have shoulder pain like I do!!

21/06/2023

Poll time!!

Do you think it’s ok to have family watch your kids for a week so you and your significant other can go on an adults only vacation?

Like = YES
Love = NO

Also, feel free to start a *friendly* discussion in the comments. I’d love to get your thoughts!

13/06/2023

Ok, ok…hear me out!

I know I’ve ghosted you for a while and I’m SO, SO SORRY! But I’ll make it up to you soon with another post. That’s right, I’m coming back biatches 😂😂😂

In the meantime, can I ask a favor? Can you take a minute to vote in a cooking competition I entered? I know I have no right to ask after, oh, a year of silence, but it would help a mama out!

You can vote once every 24 hours, so please do, if you so choose!

Thanks, Vacuums & Vasectomies: friends!!

One chef will win $25k, an advertorial feature in Taste of Home, and a cooking experience with Carla hall.

09/04/2022

My baking partner is pretty fly ❤️😂

13/03/2022

Well, looky here...FINALLY, a new post! Check it out and don't forget to share!!

Sorry it took me so long for me to get this out, y’all. You know how it is when life has just been exhausting and you have no motivation or desire to do the things you even LIKE to do? Yeah, that about sums it up. I’m sick of winter, I’m sick of us all […]

09/03/2022

10 minute mama glow up 💋

09/03/2022

I actually prefer “feral house queen”👸🏼but definitely digging the feral!

02/03/2022

It’s a dance party kind of night...

25/02/2022

**f

19/02/2022

Holy cuteness! Bouncing baby yoda ❤️❤️

18/02/2022

My son brought home his lastest artwork 🙄

13/02/2022

It's here VVMamaBlog fam!! Check out my newest post...hopefully it was worth the wait! Also, pass it along, share it on your pages, tell your friends to read, follow and subscribe!! PLEASE & THANK YOU 😀

Sorry for the delay in posting this one, guys. Life happens, ya know? And by life happens, I mean the baby is kind of going through a sleep regression and I’ve been falling asleep by 9:00 p.m. every damn night. But anyway… What I actually have for you is some insight into the mom tool […]

10/02/2022

We’ve got some newcomers to the page!! Thanks for joining me on this wild journey of motherhood in comical blog (and sometimes even podcast) form!

Any specific topics anyone would like to see? Comment and let me know! Also, if you have any great stories (mom-related or not), please share!!

08/02/2022

Here’s my confession to you: I’ve been a damn slacker lately. I promise I’ve got a new blog post in the works...stay tuned THIS WEEK!!

Also, here’s a video for cuteness...

02/02/2022

When you bend down to give your kiddo a kiss before bed and he jumps up...who knew bedtime could be so violent? 🤷🏼‍♀️

26/01/2022

So, just out of curiosity, how many people’s insurance cards do you have in your wallet/purse?

Just got my new ones for 2022 and I bet I can beat anybody here!! 😂😂

22/01/2022

Happy Friday! A new blog post is here!

And this time, it’s getting down and dirty. Yup, we’re talking toilet stories this time. By the way, get ready for more toilet diaries in the future!

It strikes fear in the hearts of moms everywhere. You hear your kid yell, “MOOOOOMMMMMMM!” from the worst place imaginable…the bathroom. I don’t know about you, but an instant feeling of dread comes over me and I know I have to respond, but I’m already going rounds in my head of what fresh...

21/01/2022

FIRST. BLOG. POST. EVER. YAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!

The title speaks for itself...get reading!

You know those days where you wake up without an alarm of any kind, the sunshine is starting to peek through the blinds and you just feel ready to tackle the day? ME NEITHER!! You know why? Because I’m a mom. I’m a mom of many, in fact. Five boys (four that I’ve birthed and […]

21/01/2022

Greetings fellow mamas, wannabe mamas, soon-to-be mamas or really anyone who wants to know about life and momhood from a 30-something mother of five boys…welcome to the s**t show!

I’m here to blog about the wild ride that is my life and the crazy experiences I share with other ladies and moms out there. I’m here to be a source of comedy, real talk and empathy for all the other people out there who can relate to the world of moms and just life in general.

My deepest hope is that you gain some happiness and solace for a few minutes while reading my blog – and that my motto ring true for all of you: May your vacuums & vasectomies always work!

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