Neurotic Thriller

07/11/2022

In today’s episode I talk about the rain, the holidays and saying no.

In today’s episode I talk about rain, the holidays and saying no.

04/11/2022

In todays episode I talk about doors without locks, stupid bathrooms and unicorns

In today’s episode I talk about doors with no locks, stupid bathrooms and swamp coolers.

27/10/2022

In todays episode I talk about buying Twitter and fad diets

In today’s episode I talk about buying Twitter and Fad Diets

24/10/2022

In today’s episode I talk about John Vernon, watching Lost and the Weather… again

In today’s episode I talk about John Vernon, watching Lost and the weather… again.

17/10/2022

In todays episode I talk about Tom Brady’s marriage, the witness protection program and Halloween Ends

In todays episode I talk about Tom Brady’s marriage, the witness protection program and Halloween Ends

13/10/2022

In today’s episode I talk about creepy kids, technology issues and cam girls. Enjoy!

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/44--People-Persons-People-e1p7be7

In today’s episode I talk about creepy kids, technology issues and cam girls.

12/10/2022

GOOD MORNING

Today is Wednesday. Hump day if you’re Quasimodo or super h***y.

Today is Old Farmers Day. They’re the as****es responsible for making us change our clocks twice a year for no goddamn reason. F**k old farmers.

Today is Moment Of Frustration Day, the holiday I celebrate every moment of every day of my life.

Today is national gumbo day. I don’t know what you want to do about that.

Today is National Take Your Parents To Lunch Day - pass.

Today is National Take Your Teddy Bear To Work Day, otherwise known as the day you get fired day.

Today is Josh Hutcherson’s birthday. He was famous for twenty minutes about ten years ago.

Today is Hugh Jackman’s birthday. Hugh is an award winning actor of stage and screen and definitely not a homosexual.

Have a good one.

10/10/2022

In todays episode I talk about cordless phones, water parks, couches, Canadian Thanksgiving and Fresno.

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/43--Fart-Museum-e1p1ut2

In today’s episode I talk about cordless phones, water parks, couches, Canadian Thanksgiving and Fresno.

09/10/2022

I’m taking a break from watching the Lions this week. This means two things…

1) They will definitely win.

2) I will never know happiness.

08/10/2022

Thoughts on today’s pro wrestling:

WWE is, by far, the most interesting promotion out there. Not always good, but at least it’s interesting. They are telling stories in a way no other wrestling company has before. Keeping the fans engaged and constantly guessing. Something that has been missing for a long time.

AEW is… well, that company is a mess. Half of their big stars are either suspended or injured and the booking is, at times, nonsensical. Wrestlers get a big push for a month then are completely forgotten about. That’s a major problem. However, if you’re a fan of in ring action, AEW is putting out PPV quality matches on free TV every single week.

IMPACT is probably the most underrated out of all the promotions. They’ve got solid performers putting on excellent matches and delivering great promos. They’ll never be able to compete with WWE, but really, who can?

I don’t get a chance the watch most of the other promotions from New Japan to NWA and everything in between, but I know they’re out there. Wrestling fans have never had this many choices… maybe ever, and there really is something for everybody.

If you’re a wrestling fan, enjoy it. If you’re not, give it a chance. As always, when wrestling is bad… it’s fu***ng terrible and embarrassing. But when it’s good, it’s the single greatest form of entertainment we have.

08/10/2022

If you think about it - like, really think about it - none of it makes any fu***ng sense.

05/10/2022

In todays episode I talk about cereal, customer service and the Mexican pizza.

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/42--Human-Pig-e1ord86

In todays episode I talk about cereal, customer Service and The Mexican Pizza.

04/10/2022

In todays episode I talk about traveling for food, CM Punk, Aging Gracefully and Jamie Kennedy

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/41--Feed-Me-That-Poo-Poo-e1opogb

In todays episode I talk about traveling for food, CM Punk, Aging Gracefully and Jamie Kennedy.

04/10/2022

For those of you who give a s**t, I haven’t forgotten about the podcast again. A new episode will be out shortly.

02/10/2022

RANKING THE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET FRANCHISE.

Note: I will not be including the Nightmare on Elm Street remake (which is s**t) or, the short lived series, Freddy’s Nightmares.

7. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

This movie feels like it was made at gunpoint. the 3D element is forced and comes out of nowhere. There isn’t a likable or interesting character in the entire film, including Freddy himself. Huge failure.

6. A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)

When the best part of your movie is a song from the Fat Boys, you know you’ve got a problem.

5. A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

This one is weird. Freddy is barely in it, but we do get a lot of ho******ic dancing. Fair trade?

4. A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

This is when the franchise started to take a turn for the worse, but it’s still loaded with creative kills and practical effects and - honestly - that’s really all we need when it comes to this franchise. Not the best, but a lot of fun.

3. Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)

One of the most creative horror films of all time and one of the best in the series. The MVP here is Heather Langenkamp who plays a fictional version of herself. You can really see what an accomplished actor she had become since the first movie. New Nightmare did what Scream is praised for… two years earlier. Highly recommend.

2. A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

A classic. I don’t have enough time to talk about everything I love about this movie. IF you like horror films at all, you’ve already seen this. If you haven’t, it’s a must watch.

1. A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

The Freddy character changed over the years, but this is the best version. He is just as scary and menacing as he was in the first two films, and the one liners and jokes hadn’t gotten out of hand. Nightmare on Elm Street 3 is one of my favorite movies and quite possibly the best horror sequel of all time.

That’s all I got for tonight. Thanks for reading… bitch.

29/09/2022

Don’t be a dick. Follow me on the Twitter. .

29/09/2022

In todays episode I talk about Russia, Going to the doctor and a west coast rap legend?

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/40--Boiled-Potatoes-e1oie5k

In todays episode I talk about Russia, Self diagnosis, what dogs really hate and Coolio

28/09/2022

I’ve really grown to appreciate pepper

28/09/2022

GOOD MORNING

Today is Wednesday. The Jan Brady of days.

Today is Hump Day. So if you’re a camel, a w***e or some type of slutty camel, have at it.

Today is “Ask A Stupid Question Day” which, since the invention of Google, covers all questions.

Today Naomi Watts turns 53 and she looks way better than anybody reading this.

27/09/2022

If there are “zero callers ahead” of me… why the f**k am I still on hold?

They’re fu***ng with me, right? Right?

27/09/2022

You ever throw out your back while doing the worm, dressed like a banana? Yeah, me either.

26/09/2022

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25/09/2022

GOOD MORNING you absolute pieces of trash! I hope everyone enjoys their Sunday… unless my Sunday sucks. In which case, I hope you all stub your toes or some s**t. Suck on it.

25/09/2022

BEDTIME THOUGHTS…

Brett Favre is a bigger piece of s**t than Michael Vick could ever be.

Near triple digit weather late into September is proof there is a god and he/she is a raging c**k.

My mind knows I’m 39. My back thinks I’m in my late sixties.

Whatever happened to that Frasier reboot?

I want to be buried in a rented tux. One last middle finger on my way out.

Growing a beard is way easier than trimming nose hair.

24/09/2022

You know what’s bulls**t?

There are some people who refuse to tip. No matter how great the service is or how good the meal was - they just refuse to tip. And these non-tippers are always as****es about it. They’re proud of the fact they don’t tip. F**k off.

But also…

If you don’t tip because you truly had a bad experience or were given terrible service, you’re lumped in with the rest of the non tipping dick bags.

Come. Join me over here in the middle.

If you go to an establishment where tipping is expected… FU***NG TIP.

If the service is p**s poor, don’t tip.

And never - I repeat - never tip the people at Cold Stone. They’ll sing to you. Simply unnecessary.

24/09/2022

In todays episode I talk about lotion, gift exchanges and… probably something else. Look, I recorded this a couple days ago. My memory sucks. Get off my back.

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/38--Always-Tempted-e1o92qs

In todays episode I talk about the universe, cross country and agendas.

23/09/2022

In todays episode I spend a lot of time talking about TV shows from the 60s for some reason. Enjoy?

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/37--Gifted-Seamen-e1o7k6q

In todays episode I talk about spider bites and 60s television.

22/09/2022

In todays episode I talk about elephants, roosters and eggs.

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/36--I-Dont-Appreciate-Elephants-e1o6d6d

In todays episode I talk about mermaids, roosters, elephants, hobbits and eggs.

21/09/2022

Christmas is the Disney of holidays. If they can’t beat them, they consume them. When I was a kid Christmas lasted two freaking days - Christmas Eve and Christmas - that was it! Then it became a week long event. Then a month long.

Thanksgiving was its first victim. What once was a day for families to gather around a dinner table and watch the Detroit Lions lose, has become the day everybody lined up outside a Best Buy to save 8 bucks on a flat screen.

Thanksgiving wasn’t enough though, Christmas took the entire month of November.

Now, every store I go to I see Halloween decorations sharing an aisle with Christmas decorations. It’s a slippery slope.

Watch out Arbor day… you’re next.

21/09/2022

In todays episode I talk about time capsules, energy drinks, addictions and a pleasant interaction with a stranger. Listen on anchor or Spotify. It’s free and worth every penny.

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/35--Weird-Shaped-Hole-e1o5pql

In todays episode I talk about time capsules, energy drinks, addictions, stupid shirts and pleasant interactions with strangers.

20/09/2022

Check out todays episode. It’s heavy on the Whoopie Goldberg talk.

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/34--Gigantic-Pile-Of-Money-e1o47kk

In todays episode I talk about - what else - Whoopie Goldberg and the second most expensive dinosaur movie of the 90s.

20/09/2022

Q of the D - Would I Win On Jeopardy?

19/09/2022

Here’s a clip from today’s podcast (episode 33) where I talk about what my stupid uncle thinks can happen when you have a sick cat. It’s REALLY dumb.

Subscribe for free on anchor or Spotify to hear the full episode. Just search “neurotic thriller”. Enjoy.

19/09/2022

Check out todays brand new episode. I talk about game shows, the Detroit Lions and my most recent encounter with Uncle Larry. Listen for free on anchor or Spotify!

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/33--Derail-The-Stupidity-Train-e1o2kh8

In this episode I talk about my Uncle Larry’s most recent visit, game shows I could win and YOUR Detroit Lions.

19/09/2022

Fun Times For All

18/09/2022

The best part about watching a Lions game in which they are leading 22-0 is finding out how they’re going to eventually lose by 6.

17/09/2022

GOOD MORNING

My favorite part of the day are these first two hours. I go out of my way to wake up at 4am most days. Just to enjoy the peace. Just to enjoy the silence. It’s 5:58 as I write this. In other words, go f**k yourselves.

16/09/2022

What’s up, guys? Remember this podcast? Sure you don’t. Well, get ready to forget about it all over again because starting Sunday I’m bringing it back. New daily episodes are starting soon, but until then listen to the most recent episode to find out what was bothering me almost a year ago. Enjoy.

https://anchor.fm/neuroticthriller/episodes/32--Cleaning-Out-The-Closet-Part-4-e1b7c6u/32--Cleaning-Out-The-Closet-Part-4-wav-a71acc4

In today’s episode I talk about celebrity look-a-likes and Hawkeye.

12/09/2022

Losers Hate Greatness

08/09/2022

Julie Brown helps me define M.I.L.F.