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11/08/2022

Rumor has it that a corporate mega-merger is about to happen involving several of the big boys joining forces. This new media conglomerate will own over 100 different streaming services at once, and charge the customer one reasonable rate for all of them. This new service is to be known only... as CABLE.

Debra McKee Fowler - aka Little Debbie* - is still alive.*Rumors about certain branding expansion, including battle rap ...
15/05/2022

Debra McKee Fowler - aka Little Debbie* - is still alive.

*Rumors about certain branding expansion, including battle rap CDs as "Lil' Debbie" as a crossover with Macho Man Randy Savage, are entirely false.

Burt Young is still alive!Happy 33rd birthday to him.
30/04/2022

Burt Young is still alive!

Happy 33rd birthday to him.

M. Bison doesn't mess around, especially on Tuesday.
19/01/2022

M. Bison doesn't mess around, especially on Tuesday.

Facing a huge loss of revenue amid economic turmoil, the military has sent soldiers to act as debt collectors.

James Earl Jones is still alive for his 91st (33rd) birthday!
17/01/2022

James Earl Jones is still alive for his 91st (33rd) birthday!

We have an exclusive first look! While scientists scramble to analyze the Omicron variant, our team has already receive...
26/11/2021

We have an exclusive first look! While scientists scramble to analyze the Omicron variant, our team has already received a microscopic sample of yet another mutation, the Unicron variant:

John William Young is still alive.
15/11/2021

John William Young is still alive.

21/10/2021

Is Brian Laundrie dead? And if so, which stalker made the kill? I don't know. I think maybe Dynamo, but Buzzsaw was last year's champion!

Brian Laundrie is rumored to have been seen in the Game Zone! He's entered the next Quad, and Captain Freedom is coming...
12/10/2021

Brian Laundrie is rumored to have been seen in the Game Zone! He's entered the next Quad, and Captain Freedom is coming out of retirement.

Brought to you by Cadre Cola.

John Carpenter is a vampire."...one of the interesting things about John Carpenter is the man has looked like he's 83 ye...
01/10/2021

John Carpenter is a vampire.

"...one of the interesting things about John Carpenter is the man has looked like he's 83 years old for the last 45 years."

- Rich Evans

Artie Lange is still alive.
18/09/2021

Artie Lange is still alive.

Bob and Elizabeth Dole are still alive.
03/09/2021

Bob and Elizabeth Dole are still alive.

GUS JOHSON!!is a vampire. Think about how long he's looked 46.
03/09/2021

GUS JOHSON!!

is a vampire. Think about how long he's looked 46.

Both Philip and Dennis Chan are still alive.
27/08/2021

Both Philip and Dennis Chan are still alive.

Vicki Lawrence is a vampire.
27/08/2021

Vicki Lawrence is a vampire.

Maggie Smith is still alive.
20/08/2021

Maggie Smith is still alive.

Kate Bolduan is a vampire. Not only that, but possibly has access to a Lazarus Pit.
19/08/2021

Kate Bolduan is a vampire. Not only that, but possibly has access to a Lazarus Pit.

Richard Moll and Martin Mull are still alive.
13/08/2021

Richard Moll and Martin Mull are still alive.

Nice try with hair and beard coloring, Michael Gross. We know you're a vampire.
12/08/2021

Nice try with hair and beard coloring, Michael Gross. We know you're a vampire.

Earl Boen is still alive.
06/08/2021

Earl Boen is still alive.

Bette Midler is a vampire, having looked 47 for 40 years.
05/08/2021

Bette Midler is a vampire, having looked 47 for 40 years.

All 4 original Horsemen and JJ, and all 6 original nWo members (Giant not pictured) and Ted are still alive.
30/07/2021

All 4 original Horsemen and JJ, and all 6 original nWo members (Giant not pictured) and Ted are still alive.

Bill O'Reilly is a vampire. He has looked 81 for 30 years.
30/07/2021

Bill O'Reilly is a vampire. He has looked 81 for 30 years.

Ted Koppel is still alive.
23/07/2021

Ted Koppel is still alive.

Ozzy Osbourne is either a vampire or a necromancer.
23/07/2021

Ozzy Osbourne is either a vampire or a necromancer.

Jimmy "JJ" Walker is still alive.
16/07/2021

Jimmy "JJ" Walker is still alive.

Jennifer Garner is a vampire.
15/07/2021

Jennifer Garner is a vampire.

Ron Rice is still alive.
09/07/2021

Ron Rice is still alive.

Vampire.
09/07/2021

Vampire.

Joss Ackland is still alive. He will presumably live long enough to destroy that ridiculous, insipid band.
03/07/2021

Joss Ackland is still alive. He will presumably live long enough to destroy that ridiculous, insipid band.

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