01/04/2023
By Robert McBride
The Vegetarian zombie
Once upon a time, there was a zombie,
Called "Arugula
but he was not like any other zombie. He loved plants and refused to eat human flesh, unlike his fellow zombies. He often found himself munching on pieces of lettuce or nibbling on broccoli. Because he was so unusual, the other zombies teased and mocked him relentlessly.
One dark and stormy night, the vegetarian zombie stumbled upon a farm. He could hear rustling in the fields and decided to investigate. As he got closer, he saw that the farmer had grown the most beautiful vegetables he had ever seen. They were ripe and ready, just waiting to be picked.
The vegetarian zombie couldn't resist the temptation and began stuffing his pockets with the fresh produce. However, the farmer had seen him stealing and, in a fit of rage, chased after him with a pitchfork.
The zombie ran as fast as he could, but he was no match for the angry farmer. Just as the farmer was about to catch him, the zombie fell into a hole and landed in a pile of compost.
At first, the vegetarian zombie was upset because he was afraid he would damage the plants in the compost. But as he lay there, he started to feel different. He felt stronger and more alive than ever before. He realized that the compost had given him a special power, and it was now his mission to protect the vegetables he loved so much.
From that day on, the vegetarian zombie became a gardener, creating rows of beautiful plants and keeping them safe from harm. The other zombies tried to tease him, but they could see how much joy he got from cultivating and taking care of his garden.
In the end, the vegetarian zombie became a legend in the undead world. His love for plants had transformed him into a caring and gentle soul, someone who found purpose and redemption in the midst of a dark and scary world.
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