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Bang Si-hyuk, HYBE chairman and Source Music producer, shocked netizens today with his announcement that he had selected...
01/04/2022

Bang Si-hyuk, HYBE chairman and Source Music producer, shocked netizens today with his announcement that he had selected himself to become the new 3rd member of the music label's newest girl group, LE SSERAFIM.

http://allkboonews.com/2022/04/01/bang-si-hyuk-shocks-netizens-as-newest-member-of-le-sserafim/

Bang Si-hyuk, HYBE chairman and Source Music producer, shocked netizens today with his announcement that he had selected himself to become the new 3rd member of the music label’s newest girl …

In an innocent effort to emit unprecedented levels of greenhouse-gasses in exchange for modest financial gains, poor K-p...
03/03/2022

In an innocent effort to emit unprecedented levels of greenhouse-gasses in exchange for modest financial gains, poor K-pop label executives were subjected to a lot of harsh and hurtful comments by netizens about the label's NFT ventures.

http://allkboonews.com/2022/03/03/innocent-label-executives-hurt-by-netizens-comments-about-planet-heating-nft-ventures/

In an innocent effort to emit unprecedented levels of greenhouse-gasses in exchange for modest financial gains, poor K-pop label executives were subjected to a lot of harsh and hurtful comments by …

After living a full life to the elder age of 20, a self-aware netizen was found exiting K-pop fandom for becoming "too o...
26/02/2022

After living a full life to the elder age of 20, a self-aware netizen was found exiting K-pop fandom for becoming "too old" for the music. Despite never owning a mortgage, holding a full-time job, nor completing her junior year of college, the netizen had reached that critical milestone where she had to find new music to impress acquaintances in small talk....

http://allkboonews.com/2022/02/26/citing-aging-concerns-young-adult-becomes-too-old-for-k-pop-music/

After living a full life to the elder age of 20, a self-aware netizen was found exiting K-pop fandom for becoming “too old” for the music. Despite never owning a mortgage, holding a ful…

“They just turned 16 (Korean age), so they're at that difficult age when their audience has dwindled to just a few of he...
03/02/2022

“They just turned 16 (Korean age), so they're at that difficult age when their audience has dwindled to just a few of her fellow female teens and a frightening number of male incel sasaengs,” explained TWICE-member Nayeon, who chuckled as she recalled going through her own girl group growing pains, which she described as flirting between the two extremes of “sweet and innocent” and “fresh, eroticized fodder for the male gaze.”...

http://allkboonews.com/2022/02/03/teenage-idols-going-through-awkward-phase-between-being-aegyo-and-sexualized/

“They just turned 16 (Korean age), so they’re at that difficult age when their audience has dwindled to just a few of her fellow female teens and a frightening number of male incel sasaengs,”…

After failed attempts by Blue Origin to reach orbit, and continued efforts to sue his way to the moon, Amazon's former C...
30/09/2021

After failed attempts by Blue Origin to reach orbit, and continued efforts to sue his way to the moon, Amazon's former CEO announced a new initiative to be the first billionaire to reach the LOOΠΔVERSE.

http://allkboonews.com/2021/09/30/after-losing-space-race-to-musk-bezos-sets-sights-on-loonaverse/

After failed attempts by Blue Origin to reach orbit, and continued efforts to sue his way to the moon, Amazon’s former CEO announced a new initiative to be the first billionaire to reach the …

BANGKOK—Shedding new light on Blackpink's notorious rapper, researchers at the Korea National University of Cultural Her...
18/09/2021

BANGKOK—Shedding new light on Blackpink's notorious rapper, researchers at the Korea National University of Cultural Heritage announced today that they had uncovered new evidence that Lisa had shown her forehead at one point. "Cloaked behind those finely-trimmed bangs is a world of mystery," said historian and associate professor, David Kim. "After carefully cataloguing historic fan cams and reviewing details frame-by-frame, we can see evidence of a forehead that has - until now - remained hidden behind the bangs." According to the researchers, they were only 50% sure that it was indeed a forehead behind the bangs and that future tenured research would be need to verify and study the space-time properties that kept this elusive forehead hidden.

http://allkboonews.com/2021/09/18/historical-evidence-suggests-blackpinks-lisa-had-a-forehead-at-one-point/

Shedding new light on Blackpink’s notorious rapper, researchers at the Korea National University of Cultural Heritage announced today that they had uncovered new evidence that Lisa had shown …

TWITTER—Things got heated on Twitter last night as one Blink-detective discovered that a girl called Park Bom covered Ro...
17/09/2021

TWITTER—Things got heated on Twitter last night as one Blink-detective discovered that a girl called Park Bom covered Rosé's song "U&I." The Twitter user who found the song created a long thread that detailed their discovery of the song on Apple Music. "this girl called park bom copied rosé's song 'you and i.'" It is a well-known rule of the internet that the No.1 job of netizens and k-pop fans is to appropriately credit…...

http://allkboonews.com/2021/09/17/%f0%9f%98%a0-netizens-catch-singer-named-park-bom-copying-roses-song-ui/

Things got heated on Twitter last night as one Blink-detective discovered that a girl named Park Bom covered Rosé’s song “U&I.”

The Internet— Pinkhat hackers dropped a new leak on the k-pop world this week by revealing that they succesfully cracked...
14/09/2021

The Internet— Pinkhat hackers dropped a new leak on the k-pop world this week by revealing that they succesfully cracked Blackpink servers using "The Password." Through our anonymous tip line, All K-Boo News received word from the anonymouse hacker who reportly followed a long string of YG naming conventions. "It took a lot of ingenuity on my part," the pinkhat coder admitted....

http://allkboonews.com/2021/09/14/hackers-breach-blackpink-servers-using-the-password-after-observing-yg-naming-conventions-of-the-album-the-show-and-the-movie/

The Internet— Pinkhat hackers dropped a new leak on the k-pop world this week by revealing that they succesfully cracked Blackpink servers using “The Password.” Through our anonymous ti…

NEW YORK CITY—Blackpink's Rosé paved the way for a major K-pop milestone at tonight's Met Gala. Against Met Gala traditi...
14/09/2021

NEW YORK CITY—Blackpink's Rosé paved the way for a major K-pop milestone at tonight's Met Gala. Against Met Gala tradition of donning new attire that matches the tone of the exhibit's theme, Rosé was seen wearing the same unintersting dress as shown in a recent YSL photoshoot. Dawning the exact same accessories and sad white bow from the shoot, the K-pop star showed worldwide fashion leaders that you can get away with wearing the most uncreative dresses just because you're gorgeous. At the time of reporting, a video complimenting Rosé original look had reached 4 million views. Source.

http://allkboonews.com/2021/09/14/%f0%9f%98%8d%f0%9f%98%8d-rose-shows-everyone-how-ugly-american-fashion-could-be-for-a-second-time%f0%9f%98%8d%f0%9f%98%8d/

NEW YORK CITY—Blackpink’s Rosé paved the way for a major K-pop milestone at tonight’s Met Gala. Against Met Gala tradition of dawning new attire that matches the tone of the exhibit& #82…

TWITTER–It's a well-known rule of the internet that you're not allowed to say anything nuanced or constructive about the...
15/07/2021

TWITTER–It's a well-known rule of the internet that you're not allowed to say anything nuanced or constructive about the worldwide phenonmenon known as BTS. But, today, in a flip to the historical out-for-blood fandom which perfected the art of doxxing and harassment, ARMYs offered a reward for anyone - litterally anyone - brave enough to say that "Permission to Dance" was actually a good song....

http://allkboonews.com/2021/07/15/armys-offer-internet-fame-to-someone-willing-to-say-permission-to-dance-was-actually-a-good-song/

It’s a well-known rule of the internet that you’re not allowed to say anything nuanced or constructive about the worldwide phenonmenon known as BTS. But, today, in a flip to the histori…

YOUTUBE COMMENTS—It's a well-known fact that high music video views are a direct indication of music quality and artisti...
24/06/2021

YOUTUBE COMMENTS—It's a well-known fact that high music video views are a direct indication of music quality and artistic merit. At least, that's according to latest commentary by netizens commenting on one of the world's top trending song on YouTube. "I don't get why these boys are so underrated," commented one YouTube netizen on the world's #5 trending video. "Everyone knows that streams represent the peak of artistic achievement. This group is too talented for only 20M views within the first hour." Within seconds, the top-voted comment had reached 32k upvotes.

http://allkboonews.com/2021/06/24/netizen-ponders-why-popular-mv-with-20m-views-is-so-underrated/

YOUTUBE COMMENTS—It’s a well-known fact that high music video views are a direct indication of music quality and artistic merit. At least, that’s according to latest commentary by netiz…

Incheon International Airport, South Korea—Promising to do better next time for their disappointing actions of assuming ...
23/06/2021

Incheon International Airport, South Korea—Promising to do better next time for their disappointing actions of assuming basic human decency when walking around in public as an idol, members of NCT DREAM were found apologizing to an unruly mob of saesang fans. "I want to express my apology for assuming personal space and privacy when traveling in public," commented NCT singer Haechan....

http://allkboonews.com/2021/06/23/members-of-nct-dream-mistakenly-assume-human-decency-in-travel-plans-encouraged-to-wear-new-protective-clothing/

Promising to do better next time for their disappointing actions of assuming basic human decency when walking around in public as an idol, members of NCT DREAM were found apologizing to an unruly m…

Chicago, IL—After repeated cries of "literal" cultural appropriation due to non-fan consumption of the fast food meal, A...
20/06/2021

Chicago, IL—After repeated cries of "literal" cultural appropriation due to non-fan consumption of the fast food meal, ARMYs everywhere were delt another blow with the news that today is the last day they can enjoy Nuggets, Medium Fries, and a Coke from the world's largest purveyor of processed foods. "BTS paved the way. If it weren't for the BTS Meal, McDonalds wouldn't have the Chicken McNuggets or French Fries in their menu," observed one TikTok scholar familiar with BTS' achievements on human history.

http://allkboonews.com/2021/06/20/army-laments-last-day-to-buy-nuggets-and-fries-from-bts-meal%f0%9f%92%9c%f0%9f%92%9c/

ARMYs everywhere lamented that today is the last day they can enjoy Nuggets, Medium Fries, and a Coke from the world’s largest purveyor of processed foods.

San Francisco, Calif.—After being spotting for picking up a rainbow flag that fans threw onto the stage, netizens were q...
19/06/2021

San Francisco, Calif.—After being spotting for picking up a rainbow flag that fans threw onto the stage, netizens were quick to celebrate area idol as being an overnight LBTQ+ icon. "YAAASSS! OMG LGBTQ ICON! THIS IS ABSOLUTE LEGEND," tweeted one fan who saw Jackson Wang picking up a rainbow flag off the stage floor along with other fan-thrown gifts before departing off stage....

http://allkboonews.com/2021/06/19/k-pop-idol-an-lgbtq-icon-for-picking-up-rainbow-flag-off-the-floor/

After being spotting for picking up a rainbow flag that fans threw onto the stage, netizens were quick to celebrate area idol as being an overnight LBTQ+ icon. “YAAASSS! OMG LGBTQ ICON! THIS …

Vernon, Calif—Despite repeated pleas, SM Entertainment has dismissed requests from CF sponsor, Tapatío, to more prominen...
12/05/2021

Vernon, Calif—Despite repeated pleas, SM Entertainment has dismissed requests from CF sponsor, Tapatío, to more prominently feature the hot sauce brand in NCT DREAM's "Hot Sauce" CF.

http://allkboonews.com/2021/05/12/tapatio-demands-attribution-for-nct-dream-hot-sauce-cf/

Despite repeated pleas, SM Entertainment has dismissed requests from CF sponsor, Tapatío, to more prominently feature the hot sauce brand in NCT DREAM’s “Hot Sauce” CF.

MIDDLE 'MERICA—Continuing the eternal battle over who paved the way first, Blackpink Blinks started 'beef' with BTS ARMY...
20/04/2021

MIDDLE 'MERICA—Continuing the eternal battle over who paved the way first, Blackpink Blinks started 'beef' with BTS ARMYS today by proclaiming that their band were the true forerunners for fast-food-associated K-pop brand deals. "Burger King was the first fast food chain to exploit our fandom for profit," a Blink explained in an online forum. "And now BTS ARMYS want to say they paved the way first?" …...

http://allkboonews.com/2021/04/20/burgerblinks-start-beef-with-mcarmys/

MIDDLE ‘MERICA—Continuing the eternal battle over who paved the way first, Blackpink Blinks started ‘beef’ with BTS ARMYS today by proclaiming that their band were the true foreru…

Seoul, South Korea via SBS News—Former IOI member and breakout soloist Chungha has come under fire recently for allegedl...
08/04/2021

Seoul, South Korea via SBS News—Former IOI member and breakout soloist Chungha has come under fire recently for allegedly 'bullying through compassion' by her peers. Sources say that multiple idols have began to speak up about how Chungha's reputation for affability and thoughtfulness is creating a standard that they feel they can't live up to, creating stress and mental anguish in their daily lives....

http://allkboonews.com/2021/04/08/breaking-chungha-accused-of-reverse-bullying/

Former IOI member and breakout soloist Chungha has come under fire recently for allegedly ‘bullying through compassion’ by her peers.

PLANET EARTH—Stunning investors everywhere, Lee Soo-Man proudly announced at SM Entertainment's latest quarterly earning...
01/04/2021

PLANET EARTH—Stunning investors everywhere, Lee Soo-Man proudly announced at SM Entertainment's latest quarterly earnings that half the world population had indeed become members of NCT. "We struggled to scale NCT as a worldwide group for global parasocial relationships; but when we realized that we could just make anyone a member of the complicated entangling web of the group, we did." The founder and record producer further commented: "we considered naming the group, NCT 3,000,000,000, and then we remembered that we had NCT U, so why not NCT…...

http://allkboonews.com/2021/04/01/half-the-worlds-population-to-become-a-member-of-nct-sm-entertainment-confirms/

Stunning investors everywhere, Lee Soo-Man proudly announced at SM Entertainment’s latest quarterly earnings that half the world population had indeed become members of NCT.

SEOUL—Despite being the first to define the genre, Seo Tai-Ji reported the loss of another public infrastructure contrac...
01/04/2021

SEOUL—Despite being the first to define the genre, Seo Tai-Ji reported the loss of another public infrastructure contract to "pave the way" for the South Korean government. "We really thought PSY would win this year's contract for paving the way, for being the first to make K-pop a worldwide phenomenon," commented Seo Taji at a recent press conference where the federal contracts were revealed....

http://allkboonews.com/2021/04/01/south-korea-reports-highest-percentage-of-paved-roads-in-the-world-thanks-to-competitive-road-paving-music-industry/

SEOUL—Despite being the first to define the genre, Seo Tai-Ji reported the loss of another public infrastructure contract to “pave the way” for the South Korean government. “We re…

SEOUL—Big Hit Entertainment, the k-pop powerhouse behind BTS, today announced to reporters that it would acquire the ent...
28/01/2021

SEOUL—Big Hit Entertainment, the k-pop powerhouse behind BTS, today announced to reporters that it would acquire the entire K-pop industry in an effort to remain a lucrative company in the days following BTS' retirement. "It can be argued that, at least for the time being, BTS' marketshare eclipses the entire K-pop industry," remarked Bang Si-Hyuk, co-CEO and founder of Big Hit Entertainment in an exclusive interview to All K-Boo News....

http://allkboonews.com/2021/01/28/big-hit-entertainment-announces-acquisition-of-entire-k-pop-industry-to-survive-post-bts-future/

Big Hit Entertainment, the k-pop powerhouse behind BTS, today announced to reporters that it would acquire the entire K-pop industry in an effort to remain a lucrative company in the days following…

SEOUL- Proud of themselves for confirming a long-held rumor on Jinyoung of GOT7 fame, Netizens today congratulated Jingy...
28/01/2021

SEOUL- Proud of themselves for confirming a long-held rumor on Jinyoung of GOT7 fame, Netizens today congratulated Jingyoung for signing with Big Hit Entertainment. "We couldn't be more proud of Jinyoung joining a label where his talent will finally be recognized," commented one GOT7 ahgase. "By sitting alongside acts like BTS, TXT, GFRIEND, and others, we know Jinyoung will get the treatment he rightfully deserves."...

http://allkboonews.com/2021/01/28/netizens-congratulate-jinyoung-for-joining-big-hit-entertainment/

Proud of themselves for confirming a long-held rumor on Jinyoung of GOT7 fame, Netizens today congratulated Jingyoung for signing with Big Hit Entertainment.

SANDBOX—Not realizing that he was simply typecast to advance a contrived love-triangle, a K-drama second male lead was f...
25/01/2021

SANDBOX—Not realizing that he was simply typecast to advance a contrived love-triangle, a K-drama second male lead was found making all the right moves to engender a healthy romantic relationship with the show's main love interest. "It's more important that I show a selfless kind of love, protecting her even when she does not yet know her real identity," the second male lead said to himself....

http://allkboonews.com/2021/01/25/k-drama-second-male-lead-cautiously-optimistic-that-hell-still-land-main-love-interest/

Not realizing that he was simply typecast to advance a contrived love-triangle, a K-drama second male lead was found making all the right moves to engender a healthy romantic relationship with the …

SUMMONER's RIFT—After completing a detailed coaching session from Sunmi to use fingerhearts instead of peace/v-signs, DK...
25/01/2021

SUMMONER's RIFT—After completing a detailed coaching session from Sunmi to use fingerhearts instead of peace/v-signs, DK ShowMaker did his best to sabotage himself over a positive publicity opportunity he had with the nation's beloved idol. In a petty comment following an episode of Showmakers, DK ShowMaker remarked, "Frankly, I wasn't that big of a fan of SUNMI's; but she said that she likes me so I felt an obligation to remark that I liked her too in a half-ass effort appease her fans." Following the statement from the e-sports competitor, SUNMI fans echoed his remarks, indicating that they weren't that big fan of fans of DK ShowMaker, but since he likes her, they'll like him too. Source.

http://allkboonews.com/2021/01/25/sunmi-fans-we-werent-that-big-of-fans-of-dk-showmaker-but-since-he-likes-her-well-like-him-too/

After completing a detailed coaching session from Sunmi to use fingerhearts instead of peace/v-signs, DK ShowMaker did his best to sabotage himself over a positive publicity opportunity he had with…

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