19/04/2021
It is time.
No, not for a new episode (maybe this week?), but to post a MySpace survey.
Topher (maybe we can bully Nixon into filling one out as well...)
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Bu****le, off to a good start
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Well, I don't drink coffee, and I host a beer podcast.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
And now I'm lonely. But no.
4. Do you plan outfits?
I've started buying outfits together, so yes?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
So hungry for a big breakfast bowl or like 20 tacos.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Harmonica case
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
Ask if it was ok.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
That's not a question. I dream about delivering the mail a lot, but the last one I remember before that was stupid cheesy girl stuff like walking in the park holding hands. My subconscious is a romcom.
9. Three of your current feelings?
Have to p*e, hungry, stressed.
10. What are you craving right now?
Eggs and souls.
11. Turn ons?
Neck bites and invitations.
12. Turn offs?
Talking down to me.
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Matt Roberts.
14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
I listen to this one podcast called The Moth where people tell true stories to a crowd and they're usually so touching I old man cry in the streets.
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
Wolverine so I could have cool hair again.
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
Yes, but that stuff is so overrated.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite until my teeth hurt.
18. Favorite movie ever?
Jurassic Park, Avengers, Ferris Bueller. Can't be just one.
19. Do you like yourself?
Not really, most days.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I met Jim Tressell before he came back to YSU and I made fun of Stan Boney on TV.
21. Could you handle being in the military?
Yes, but I can't think of anything more miserable.
22. What are you listening to right now?
Salt in the Wound, boygenius
23. How many countries have you visited?
None.
24. Are your parents strict?
Not since I was like 12.
25. Would you go sky diving?
I guess.
26. Would you go out to eat with a stranger?
Isn't that all internet dating is good for?
27. Whats on your mind right now?
Packing and how late I'm gonna be up.
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
Nixon, you ignorant slut.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Haha no?
30. Do you rent movies often?
Online renting is for people with too much money and not enough knowledge of torrents.
31. Whats your zodiac sign?
Cancer, just like Travis.
32. When was the last time you had s*x?
sadface
33. Name five facts about yourself.
I like steak sauce on salad, I buy 2 books for every 1 I read, I could eat sandwiches for 3 meals a day, I like driving more than my body does, and I have pooped in 5 urinals in my life.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
Does getting robbed at gunpoint count?
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
I like to think about it, but I wouldn't say it actually exists.
36. Brown or white eggs?
Browns.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Haha a belt, some shirts, less stuff than I actually want.
38. Ever been on a train?
I love subways.
39. Ever been in love?
Alright, this is for high schoolers.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
Duh. On one hand, I'd be rich. On the other, I'd be dead. Win-win.
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
Dave Grohl
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?
Nah, I'd still be the same way. Besides, this sounds like a monkey's paw situation.
43. Whom do you admire and why?
Anyone that puts up with drunk me because I'm either a tornado or a box of sad notes.
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
Haha no one read me stories.
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
Tell her to get her ass in there.
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
Nah, that's icky.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
Crandall
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
Crandall
50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
Nope, that's how you get dead.
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
Yeah, it's not like I do buttstuff with ALL of my friends.
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
See, this one is a bit less exciting than the haunted house one. I wouldn't do this.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
20
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
Ghosts are the closest.
55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
Yeah, because I'd love to be a weird recorder of history from here on out.
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
Jack Black in School of Rock.
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
If I had full control over coming back, I'd go back and get the Arc of the Covenant and see if it shoots lasers.
58. If they were to televise a live ex*****on, would you watch it?
Totes, I'm into that weird s**t that traumatizes.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
For sure.
60. If you could choose the s*x of your unborn child, would you want to? ..Yeah, probably. Icky, but I would totes choose a son.
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
Depends on how much of each.
Will we ever record again? Yes. But in the meantime, hope someone else fills this bitch out too!
