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Spot the cognitive dissonance. Let us not forget this government avoided the climate discussion prevalent during the ele...
19/02/2020

Spot the cognitive dissonance. Let us not forget this government avoided the climate discussion prevalent during the election to the point they were replaced by an ice sculpture in a live debate they simply did not turn up to! They then sulked and took channel 4 to offcom and promptly lost. Cuz, Brexit. 🤦

Not gonna let up much on my long running commentary of "isn't this Tory a right see you entity?". Today it's Dominic Cum...
10/02/2020

Not gonna let up much on my long running commentary of "isn't this Tory a right see you entity?". Today it's Dominic Cummings turn. Firstly I find it very hard to respect a man who tries to look like a twenty year old hipster in computing, when he is just a gray faced Tory pushing 50. Look at those dead sunken eyes like noxious sunsets pon' Venus.
Secondly, he doesn't deserve any respect as he hasn't even earned it, he's an unelected "special advisor", remember Steve Bannon? That ilk of s**t heel "mastermind" I. E a puppet master.
MR Cummings was behind both the perpetually dishonest Leave campaign, the misleading slogan that made you resent busses in Britain forever, and the more "genius" recent slogan "Get Brexit done". He has a disheveled face like a puckering bulldog sucking a lemon coated in p**s
I hope he encounters a few of the urban problems in London first hand. Lotta loose paving slabs there, lotta milkshakes that get spilt, too.

The facts : why you cannot trust a Tory : *this past election the Tories field tested every dirty undemocratic trick you...
03/02/2020

The facts : why you cannot trust a Tory :

*this past election the Tories field tested every dirty undemocratic trick you can imagine :

* complicit in hacking the opposition's web page,

* doctoring footage from BBC and itv live broadcast after the fact to make the opposition look like they have no answers when answers were given) Good Morning Britain and BBC are examples of this!) ,

* lying about numbers of nurses and doubling down,
* GRmogg called poor people who died in a burning building "stupid" then hid like a pathetic coward until re elected the fu***it ,

* the Conservatives press office twitter handle change to factcheck UK during a live debate,

* then they launched a fake manifesto page the day labour launched their actual manifesto, circulated fresh rumours about labour costing adding onto this they paid for Google listings to have their page appear ahead of Labour's ,

* they then doubled down on more lies.

* Boris stole a journalist's phone then magically a scandal emerged with fake Twitter tweets claiming the whole ill boy on the floor fiasco was fake, even tho the hospital itself admitted it was true, the Twitter bot bulls**t was then tied to our own health secretary.

* Boris hid in a fridge on the morning of the vote, to avoid scrutiny once more

* oddly billboards were rolled in at polling stations in schools showing Corbyn as a co**ie and stating "would you trust this man with your children?" tho these cannot be linked to the Conservatives it's not beyond the imagination to feel they wouldn't attempt such childish and underhand tactics

So there's a few facts for you to consider keep them in mind when some jingoistic twit decides to go on about the greatness of Britain and "democracy". This all happened.. The Tories are c***s! F**k them! F**k them some more.. Keep fighting them and hold them to account all the way

After that Tory landslide you had better stick to a crate instead 🙄
16/12/2019

After that Tory landslide you had better stick to a crate instead 🙄

National Health and Medical Research Council updates guidelines for first time since 2009 and says adults should average no more than 1.4 drinks a day

Another day, another Tory lying through their teeth. Watch Michael Gove squirm as he is held up to account to his own wo...
16/12/2019

Another day, another Tory lying through their teeth.
Watch Michael Gove squirm as he is held up to account to his own words and broken promises. Trying to pass it off as polemical interpretation or rhetoric, it isn't though, is it Michael? It's all lies that came out of your own mouth, obviously used to people pandering to your absolute falsehoods, you entitled little hamster faced cretin.
This.. is good journalism. Which is why you were always a mediocre one, Michael! That's right. Go and walk off and goof around with horses, you pathetic little Penfold lensed twerp

More : https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/23/in-his-deceit-and-cynicism-michael-gove-is-the-embodiment-of-the-age

Cabinet minister Michael Gove speaks to Scotland Correspondent Ciaran Jenkins. (Subscribe: https://bit.ly/C4_News_Subscribe) ------- Watch more of our explai...

The Conservatives produced so many lies and miss truths this election it was actually hard to keep track, I'll be presen...
16/12/2019

The Conservatives produced so many lies and miss truths this election it was actually hard to keep track, I'll be presenting a short list with citations later this week. Look forward to it. Like top of the pops but top of the props (propaganda!)

Here's an Easter egg of bulls**t some might have missed on this playthru.

'Highly deceptive’ advert condemned as 'behaviour that makes people lose faith in politics’

06/12/2019

Flawed rules exposed as ‘shadow’ campaigns spend £500,000 on Facebook and other sites

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