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💛Dispatcher on the dark side
👅Mouth of mass destruct ion
🤣Funnies for first responders.

14/06/2023

Can you shut up

09/06/2023

Thank you for providing me with information I already know and can do nothing with 🫡

07/06/2023

Did no one train you?

06/06/2023

Ohh so you’re full of more than just s**t…gotcha

05/06/2023

Disrespect

01/06/2023

I’ve very much had enough that thank you

24/05/2023

You sure do fight evil little buddy

23/05/2023

Bro make them stop please

22/05/2023

Do something

21/05/2023

Uggggghhh fine

19/05/2023

Nursing homes be like:
To the winnnndooow…to the waaall.
All the gram grams fall….ahh s**t s**t s**t ahh s**t call the ambulance

16/05/2023

Whatcha you doing over there?

15/05/2023

Why are you like this?

14/05/2023

Everything will be just fine

13/05/2023

🙄🥴

10/05/2023

The top 3 best feelings in the world:
1: The first taste a caffeine in the morning
2: Removing the breasticle cages after getting home
3: Taking off the deafener 800 headset at the end of shift

05/05/2023

God damnit!!!! 😡

04/05/2023

PSA for comm center admin…Dispatchers who are not seen by the public do not need to wear full uniforms or polos. Let them wear jeans and a T-shirt. It’s equally as professional and will make your dispatchers happy. That is all, thank you for attending my TED talk.

03/05/2023

Mouth to brain filter is broken sorry

02/05/2023

Yo that’s crazy…there’s a lot of sirens going off right now

30/04/2023

I used to believe to

30/04/2023

Why!?

29/04/2023

Unpopular opinion:
Having passion for the job doesn’t mean you’re good at the job.

27/04/2023

It’s been said time and time again but just one more time couldn’t hurt

25/04/2023

Problems from the 80’s need 80’s solutions

24/04/2023

And somehow we still understand

22/04/2023

🤫 I am sleepy

21/04/2023

Seriously? 🤨

20/04/2023

Be lucky I’m trapped in a cage

19/04/2023

Double eye roll 🙄

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