Luke Locke

03/09/2024

I cry every time 😭

10/07/2024

I don't even care about football but couldn't not make this

09/07/2024

All that for a crumb of hat

07/07/2024

I dug up another old meme I made

26/06/2024

This makes no sense

22/06/2024

Therapist: "Sutekh Reich doesn't exist, he can't hurt you"
Sutekh Reich:

20/06/2024

I may be forming a Timberlake-posting addiction

19/06/2024

Ngl I thought that guy died back in the 30s

19/06/2024

People really need to see the bigger picture here 😭

17/06/2024

Don't doubt. Doubt and you're [REDACTED].

23/05/2024

According to all known laws of cinema, there is no way The Beekeeper should exist. It's a pale imitation of far better movies, with a completely bonkers plot, and no idea what audience it's trying to pander to. The Beekeeper, of course, exists anyway, because the movie industry just doesn't really care anymore.

Yep, Jason Statham, famous action movie star, has now become a beekeeper. But specifically one that's very good at beating people up. And caring about the elderly. But mostly about bees.
https://youtu.be/OkaFk0nREG8
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IT'S FINALLY HERE!

After a very long period of time (for various personal reasons) between the video first being scripted and the editing being completed, added onto the 25 DAY wait for the copyright process to finally stop being exploited by the movie's distributor (blocked in some countries, then pending takedown request for 10 days, then 2 week wait for them to ignore my counter notification so it's automatically reinstated), my Beekeeper video is finally public! It'd mean a lot to me if you checked it out now it's finally actually available 🥺

According to all known laws of cinema, there is no way The Beekeeper should exist. It's a pale imitation of far better movies, with a completely bonkers plot...

16/05/2024

StarKid Innit Dump Part 2

Look at all these beautiful people 🖤
(I didn't get too many close-ups of Clark and the band)

14/05/2024

StarKid Innit Dump Part 1

I still can't believe I actually got to see these beautiful people perform live for the first time in my life
They've been important to me for such a long time and this was a night I'll treasure forever
Tried to take as many pics and vids as I could without irritating the person next to me too much 👀 so expect another post or 2 (or 3) of the least unflattering stuff I managed to capture 😅

12/05/2024

tonight were absolutely amazing and I'm honestly over the moon that I actually got to see them live in person 🥺🤯
Decided to dig out the ol' Steph cos, spotted so many other amazing costumes including plenty more Stephs, it was totally awesome 🔥
Sadly didn't get to speak to anyone else or take any pics with any others but it was so good to see
Gutted the merch pretty much disappeared at the matinée show and we were rushed out of the theatre after the show (there were police cars around so idk if it was protection for them or something unrelated happened) so I didn't manage to get any merch but no biggie
Got back to the hotel and decided to make the most of it to try and take some more cos pics so we'll see how long I can stretch posting them out for 👀
The decent pics from the show also probably coming soonish

31/03/2024

4 year anniversary of this meme today apparently
It's also Easter Sunday and Trans Day of Visibility but this is clearly an equally important occasion (/s)

14/02/2024

Happy Valentine's Day!!! Unfortunately I'll now have to prosecute you on the charge of stealing my heart. ♥🧑‍⚖️

Did I repurpose an old unposted pic because I couldn't be bothered to take something new especially? How dare you even suggest that.

Is Edgeworth the sort of person to actually engage in relationships? Well, depends which part of the fanbase you ask. Aro? Ace? Lusting after Nick? Who knows? 🤷‍♂️

Also ngl I love my little magatama heart 🥺

06/02/2024

Been really slacking on posting lately so here's more Steph I guess

28/01/2024

Name a better glow up, I'll wait.

27/01/2024

C.I.Ape is a movie about an ape who works for the C.I.A. It's a pretty simple premise, really. It's also a cinematic masterpiece. One year ago I made a video about it. Unfortunately I was lacking a good camera, microphone, lighting, as well as the abilities to edit videos well or indeed even go a line without looking away from the camera. But now some time has passed, and I'm at least slightly less awful in those regards, so I'm giving it another go. How did it turn out? Well, you're gonna have to give it a watch to find that out.

C.I.Ape is a movie about an ape who works for the C.I.Ape. It's a pretty simple premise, really. It's also a cinematic masterpiece. One year ago I made a vid...

23/01/2024

Ngl I did not realise my hair looked that nice from the back considering it's always such a disaster up front

22/01/2024

🎶 𝙄𝙛 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙩. 🎶

Okay so yeah I decided to actually edit this one because I especially liked how it turned out
Does the paint splatter have literally any sensible reason for being there?
Nope I just thought it looked cool 🤷‍♂️

21/01/2024

𝙋𝙚𝙩𝙚, 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚. 𝙄’𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙜𝙪𝙣!
𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙥𝙝, 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙖 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩. 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙖 𝙜𝙪𝙣’𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙!

Knew the toy gun I got to go with the Reynolds cos before I bought the actual replica would come in handy eventually 👀
Did I forget I'd set the aspect ratio to 1:1 for most of the Steph shoot? Yes. Yes I did.

21/01/2024

𝙊𝙝, 𝙣𝙤. 𝙄 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙞𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖, 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝.

Pro: I now have (I think) the right bow-tie
Con: I did too much with my original one so now idk what pics to do in this
Con 2: I now also have the sweater and prefer that look tbh so am less inclined to wear this

Eh I'm sure I'll find some more stuff to do with this look sooner or later

19/01/2024

Miscellaneous FBI CIA Boss Man is returning to a YouTube video near you...

C.I.Ape Video remake coming soon 👀

(you know, because it was so painful to watch a year ago so I'm making a good version this time)

19/01/2024

I saw this movie a day and a half now and am still thinking about it so just had to make this
I am desperate to make a video about it eventually it's just so bad lmao
But you know, good bad
Mostly
It's fun
And the most wooden dialogue you've ever heard
Basically it's a goofy wannabe John Wick ripoff which isn't totally sure if it wants to take itself seriously or not

18/01/2024

𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐞! 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞!

Honestly love how my Beanie's cup turned out. Felt like a lot of effort despite all it really being was buying the cup and card, ripping/tidying up a clean version of the logo from a merch shirt, finding a coffee cup sleeve template, getting the layout perfect, then sticking it in place right. You know what, never mind, for me that is a lot.

ALSO I HAVE THE JUMPER NOW!!!

17/01/2024

I just think shiny Smeargle's neat 🤷‍♂️

16/01/2024

Realised today's t-shirt/jacket combo was pretty much Steph's outfit inverted so I decided to run with it 👀

16/01/2024

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐑𝐮𝐭𝐡!? 𝐀 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲!? 𝐍𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐈 𝐠𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲?

Until I manage to get hold of Richie's cargo vest and Naruto t-shirt, let's just pretend he actually likes Star Wars for now 😅
.matteson

16/01/2024

𝘏𝘪, 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦. 𝘞𝘦’𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘦?

𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦.

𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐’𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦.

𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘰𝘳’𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.

𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘩. 𝘞𝘦’𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘦, 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦?

𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦?
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Decided to do a lil shoot of the NPMD costumes I've got together so far, ie Steph, both versions of Pete and then a very few pics of my "we have Richie at home" version of Richie
Much more casual shoot than my last one so no wigs, minimal editing, no having to mess around with adding in backgrounds or changing eyebrow colour every pic (thank god), nice and simple, maybe just chuck a filter or two on sometimes

So anyway, here's miss Stephanie Lauter 👀🐍
(In Steph's case I may indulge in some light faceapp and picsart shenanigans just to see what it'd look like if I bothered to do her makeup)