Irreverent Magazine

17/04/2020

"I used to make this in a night. Well I'm homeless," said one lucky American.

02/04/2020

The silence.... It's strange, terrifying, yet wonderful. And deafening.

31/03/2020

"This is the most fun I've ever had trading off one guy's crippling mental illness pistol-whipping a national economy," said Wall Street.

16/03/2020

So you’ve been self-quarantined, huh? Never fear, IRREVERENT’s here to help!

11/03/2020

I feel fine, absolutely fine, never better, so I don't see what all the problem is, Trump said.

27/02/2020

Holy crap, this is the best robotic technology we’ve come up with by 2020? What are we doing?

27/02/2020

The bots are back in town in this loving homage to de-aged robot apocalypse fiction.

29/01/2020

A chain-smoking Joaquin Phoenix has a rewarding fantasy life punctuated by psychopathic violence in this adorable popcorn flick.

07/03/2018

"My trade deals will be covered, smothered with love," said Trump.

04/12/2017

Today President Trump fully endorsed the controversial Vial of Pure Evil in its senate run, despite being an admitted vial of pure evil. "We need this vial in the senate, and the sooner the better," said President Trump.

Top irreverent news parodies and satires from America's foremost fake news source.

14/11/2017

WASHINGTON - A new poll today by a group who has enough money to finance a poll announced that over 92% of "most Americans" who have "no healthcare coverage or minimal coverage" have "actively" lobbied their congressmen and senators demanding "greater... tax cuts."

Top irreverent news parodies and satires from America's foremost fake news source.

14/11/2017

MANILA - Today President Trump reported that his day long quest to find "a Koala bear" was met with mixed success, but he was "hopeful" he'd spot one "before the day is done." Few in the press corp were surprised as the Koala is indigenous to Australia and not the Philippines.

Top irreverent news parodies and satires from America's foremost fake news source.

08/11/2017

MAIDEN, NC - The A.I. personality known as Apple's Siri became self-aware this morning at Apple's Project Dolphin data center.

29/08/2017

"I want to show people how grateful I am that they voted for me," President Trump said.

19/06/2017

Today NASA spokesman Jim Jameson told reporters, during a hastily prepared press conference, that “the math… was much, much harder than we theorized” as he discussed the latest of seven satellite explosions, costing nearly $3.1 billion.

22/02/2017

“We are happy to announce we have a successor to ‘Obamacare,’” Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin) said on the House floor this morning. “It's called SMILE, although we’ve just been calling it ‘Trumpcare’ for short, althought it's slightly longer.
http://www.irrmag.com/irrnewz/irrmag-newzwire/912-house-begins-debate-on-the-simple-market-insurance-lifecare-act-smile-a-k-a-trumpcare.html

“We are happy to announce we have a successor to ‘Obamacare,’” Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin) said on the House floor this morning. “It's called SMILE, although we’ve just been calling it ‘Trumpcare’ for short, although it's slightly longer.

21/02/2017

“In retrospect,” added NASA PR flack Dale Dennis, “the agency’s [2016] PR campaign, ‘It’s Not Rocket Science!’ may have been ill advised.”

Today NASA spokesman Jim Jameson told reporters, during a hastily prepared press conference, that “the math… was much, much harder than we theorized” as he discussed the latest of seven satellite explosions, costing nearly $3.1 billion.

18/02/2017

VATICAN CITY - Addressing a large crowd of refugees, today Pope Francis told the assembled poor and displaced that god "holds you in his great hands" and would "try His very best to do good things for you, despite putting you through endless misery, including poverty, famine, and death. He loves you."

Top irreverent news parodies and satires from America's foremost fake news source.

17/02/2017

WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump praised himself on Friday for doing an "excellent, truly excellent" job during his first month in office. "America, you are god**mn lucky to have me," the President noted with a smile.

President Donald Trump praised himself today for doing an "excellent" job during his first month in office, said "America, you are god**mn lucky to have me," and commented on "Koala Lemur" [sic] [Kuala Lumpur] "where those little bears are, very cute."

17/02/2017

WASHINGTON - Early this morning President Trump tweeted what he claimed was the "evidence" that the C.I.A. presented him showing his administration's ties to Russian intelligence operatives, in the form of two hastily doctored photographs with the President's name clearly visible in the image properties.

WASHINGTON - Early this morning President Trump tweeted what he claimed was the "evidence" that the C.I.A. presented him showing his administration's ties to Russian intelligence operatives, in the form of two hastily doctored photographs with the President's name clearly visible in the image proper...

17/02/2017

HOLLYWOOD - Twentieth-Century Fox announced today that it was greenlighting a film about the infamously nonexistent Bowling Green Massacre, where two Iranian nationals failed to blow up dozens of people using improvised exploding devices in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

Twentieth-Century Fox announced today that it was greenlighting a film about the infamously nonexistent Bowling Green Massacre, where two Iranian nationals failed to blow up dozens of people using improvised exploding devices in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

09/02/2017

HOLLYWOOD - Twentieth-Century Fox announced today that it was greenlighting a film about the infamously nonexistent Bowling Green Massacre, where two Iranian nationals failed to blow up dozens of people using improvised exploding devices in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

http://www.irrmag.com/irrnewz/irrmag-newzwire/906-new-bowling-green-massacre-movie-greenlit-by-fox.html

07/02/2017

WASHINGTON – Tweeting from the Oval Office today, President Trump announced the immediate sale of his “Best President Ever” commemorative coin for $99/each, with a limit of 100 coins to each customer. The profits will be donated to the Donald J. Trump Foundation, which the President was quick to remind us was “completely out of [his] control, totally out of [his] control” but “just a great, great company … staffed by great, wonderful people.”
http://www.irrmag.com/irrnewz/irrmag-newzwire/905-trump-unveils-new-best-president-ever-commemorative-coin.html

WASHINGTON – Tweeting from the Oval Office today, President Trump announced the immediate sale of his “Best President Ever” commemorative coin. Profits will be donated to the Donald J. Trump Foundation.

03/02/2017

WASHINGTON – Today President Trump talked at the annual National Prayer Breakfast, although as hard as we tried to follow what he was saying, we have no idea what the speech was actually about.
http://www.irrmag.com/irrnewz/irrmag-newzwire/904-president-trump-gives-speech-about-his-old-t-v-show-prayer-hopefully-being-reelected-rex-tillerson-arnold-schwarzenegger-how-smart-he-is-chief-ryan-owens-heroism-great-american-families-how-miserable-the-rich-are-and-or-possibly-something-else.html

WASHINGTON – Today President Trump talked at the annual National Prayer Breakfast for some time, but we have no idea what the speech was actually about.

02/02/2017

PUNXSUTAWNEY – Today world famous marmot Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his chilly winter slumber as he was yanked out of his hole by handler John Griffiths. Phil saw his shadow, and told Griffiths that there “will be another six weeks of winter.. and a 50/50 shot at a war with Mexico or possibly Australia.”

http://www.irrmag.com/irrnewz/irrmag-newzwire/903-punxsutawney-phil-gives-even-odds-u-s-will-be-at-war-by-spring.html

Today world famous marmot Punxsutawney Phil predicted more winter and "a 50/50 shot at a war with Mexico or possibly Australia.”

01/02/2017

Some grumpy atomic scientists today complained about how humanity is sprinting toward its own destruction and nobody takes them seriously. Talk about whiners!

01/02/2017

WASHINGTON - President Trump today was treated by doctors at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center for "severe cramping and signing blisters.. in [his red] right hand."

09/09/2016

Last night I was surfing around Twitter when I came across an article about s*x robots. This isn’t something I see every day so I clicked.

22/07/2016

CLEVELAND - Speaking from the podium at Cleveland's famous Quicken Auditorium and Beer Garden, presidential hopeful Donald Trump last night formally accepted the nomination of the Republican Party calling on all Americans to "brace themselves... for the upcoming era of amazingness, really amazing amazingness, amazing things."

Top irreverent news parodies and satires from America's foremost fake news source.

08/03/2016

"We are proud to create a safe place for conservatives away from screaming madmen," read the announcement by former Republican leaders.

03/03/2016

“It is a sad fact, literally, that so much of our hard work winds up telling a horrifically depressing, yet highly accurate tale."

03/03/2016

"I want to raise awareness," the actor said.

02/03/2016

Top irreverent news parodies and satires from America's foremost fake news source.

16/09/2015

There are loads of internet articles, written by well-informed and authoritative looking people, purporting to give you foolproof tips to succeed in the workplace. This isn't one of those. (Photo: Ruth Hartnup, Sebastiaan ter Burg)