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Depressed Switch Gamer Husbando Unbridled honesty, because lies are a hassle to deal with. 18+ nsfw space, bigotry=block

09/04/2024

In case I have any meme editors among my followers because I currently have no PC.

Do y’all know that one meme about keeping book characters away from the author for safety? Can someone edit that to show unions saving the workforce from employers because the employer won’t pay a living wage, and show me the result? Thanks!

09/04/2024

Hard to be kept prisoner if the jailor gets assassinated 🤷🏽‍♂️

09/04/2024

Stop trying to bait xtians with the omnipotence paradox. Knock them out with the love paradox. Goes like this:

1 John 4:7

“Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God.”

1 Corinthians 13:4-5

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.”

Supposedly god is love. According to the words of the same god, love keeps no record of wrongdoings.

By requiring confession/repentance, a record of wrongdoing is established (not to mention the infamous book of life), which love, and therefore god, does not do, but is doing.

So not only is it a self-fulfilling prophecy with a guilt trip over god killing his own kid, bleeding him dry to fulfill the scrifice requirements he set, god himself fails to love his kid by acknowledging and recordkeeping the world’s wrongs as his and sending him to hell.

But since he loves you, he’ll let you and your church buddies marry his lich kid. Right?

09/04/2024

Gotta love how fans of Vegeta tend to forget he almost got RIP’d with Yajirobe’s katana on the hands of a purebred human after getting his tail cut off by Yajirobe, another human.

09/04/2024

So, how quickly would I catch a ban if I start posting uncensored videos of on-duty cops?

09/04/2024

Keep an analog writing utensil handy at all times.

Never know when you may need to redecorate someone’s eye socket.

09/04/2024

“Having [x condition] isn’t an excuse”

No bitch, it’s a condition. Like in “I cannot traverse this field without [accommodation]” you just refuse to acknowledge it because you ain’t got the stones to put in the effort. Being a little bitch ain’t an excuse either.

09/04/2024

Know what sounds real funny to me?

“Don’t you dare pray to your god for me while I force you to accept my prayers to my god, or I’ll get you killed for devil worship in a country with freedom of religion”

09/04/2024

The land of the free, where you have a choice between wasting your entire day trying to make the government do what you supposedly pay taxes for, or getting harassed by random people engaging in vigilante behavior because they’re stupid enough to think their intentions should be priority over your will. That they know better because they’re american, despite billions carrying the same title because the Americas are continents and the title isn’t exclusive to US residents, but they’ll beat their chest in pride casting out undocumented mexicans who have a longer history and deeper connection to the land than US idiots ever will.

09/04/2024

“All hands on deck”

A phrase that should have ceased to exist with automation and industrialization, a sign that someone fu**ed up and it’s everyone’s job to fix it.

Since I don’t work on a ship and never have, this phrase is a sign for me to relax. Because the company’s life isn’t my life. Because I sat over 12 times watching them try to convince me that the email I sent them 2 years ago does not accurately predict the exact s**tstorm they’re going through. Because I watch them run out of words trying to avoid the subject and answer my questions at the same time. Because the captain will throw you overboard to say it was your fault behind your back when you can’t tell your side. Because we’re not at sea, we’re at the shipyard, and if a ship sinks here its because of weaponized incompetence within the ruling powers. Because if an employee falling asleep at work bankrupts your company, good, it was that s**tty a company.

The stock didn’t drop over a 5-minute tardy. The stock dropped over another CEO fu**up that no amount of entry-level employee timeliness can fix. And they’re not gonna shut down over you leaving. Keep regulatory agencies numbers close. Never know when you need to call the Office of the Comptroller of Currency because Wells Fargo decided to open and manipulate fake accounts on its own systems for money laundering again.

09/04/2024

When someone begs for a place only to try to kick you out and claim it as their own? It’s getting “US’d” way before it’s getting “israel’d”. And a bunch other before that. It’s old, and it’s gotten old.

Don’t let the abuse reset by giving it a new name.

09/04/2024

If money does not bring happiness, why is unemployment a problem?

06/04/2024

Can’t fix what isn’t broken. System is working exactly as intended. You just refuse to believe it.

06/04/2024

I just want a world where I can ask whichever idiot tries to gaslight me: “so you’re stupid enough to think you know my intentions better than me?” Without being considered an as***le above the literal idiot trying to coerce me into accepting whatever bs narrative they want to sell me about myself.

06/04/2024

I do wonder if people forget companies do just this: hype s**t up, run away with the money and let the product rot in the customer’s hands. Playstation is actually very guilty of this. The psp, psvita, psp go. And let’s not forget the ps5 exclusive (stellar blade) that looks like a remaster of ps3 exclusive with unrealized sequel plans, heavenly sword

06/04/2024

Boy math is whatever you need to tell yourself it is to feel better about the s**tty males that surround you

05/04/2024

Today’s challenge: Fire
How many fire risks can you see outside of the kitchen? Maybe crystals on the window frame that could focus light like a magnifier? Dryer need lint removal? Take a look for your safety.

05/04/2024

Christianity: That one time god got bored and made an imperfect race so he could dunk them in lava lakes for their (purposefully installed) imperfections

05/04/2024

You wanna bring terror into a narcissist’s life? If you’ve had s*x with them, and they call you childish for establishing boundaries, in a standard and nonchalant tone and volume, “you know, that technically makes you a pedophile”. No hushing, no showiness. Much like if you were saying “those flowers are cute”. And just watch the terror in their eyes as they struggle to mend the potential damage to their image. Better if there’s people that can hear the exchange, as is always the case when dealing with narcissists.

05/04/2024

Ever notice how knowledge of a scientific breakthrough is delivered to the masses via idiot? Lots of omitted details, lots of actual meaningless mumbo jumbo, lots of paid search results, and little to no truth. Oh yeah, and zero transparency in US research because apparently the masses spook easy?

“Oh no, nature does whatever the f**k it wants and it is making obvious sudden changes, it is not at all that we’ve been f**king the planet with an intergalactic spiked d***o modeled after god’s dick, while we say we have no clue what’s up”

05/04/2024

Reminder that the vast majority of the human race considers a woman to be pure, until a man touches her.

04/04/2024

Education in the US is a funny concept to me. You’re technically required to get an education because it’s necessary for you to use a tape measure properly in the construction site where your boss is illiterate, because getting paid more than you do with your education does not require an education. But are the illiterate the “uneducated” ones? No, the title of “uneducated” belongs to those who do not constantly carry themselves with the manners of elitist douchenozzles, manners not taught by the education system.

Reality is you need an “education” to get your body and mind used to following orders from ages 6-18 so you’re used to it to enter the workforce at 16, where you’ll be required 10 yrs experience and a degree to make minimum wage doing the job of 4-5 people by yourself as an entry-level whateverthef**k but should be grateful for the opportunity to die of exhaustion as you get exploited, as opposed to allegedly dying of hunger in US soil because leaving the US is somehow impossible despite having huge countries both above and below with fairly similar technology and communication methods, and notedly nicer locals. Who knew? 🤷🏽‍♂️

04/04/2024

Consent isn’t “a s*x thing”, and the B**M rules for it? They’re spoken base human decency. Safe, sane, informed, and enthusiastic. Imagine a date with a partner where these factors aren’t present.

But some will state clearly established parameters to be deviant behavior, clearly agreed upon rules to be an affront.

Their way of saying “my way or the highway”, I say they give unwashed dick energy.

03/04/2024

One day, we’ll group things by their similarities as we decide on unity. Like grouping by what you do have, instead of what you’re “missing”.

I’ll start:
We breathe oxigen

03/04/2024

Challenge time!

Check your local s*x offenders list, and come comment the amount in a 5 mile radius, without mentioning your location.

Do you see anything about inviting an offender back to your life? How about anything about telling your offender they ar...
03/04/2024

Do you see anything about inviting an offender back to your life? How about anything about telling your offender they are forgiven? No? Forgiveness does NOT require holding space for people to learn their lesson in your space?

Ah, that’s right. The people saying you need to make up with your offender are usually abusive or ignorant. Of course they want you to make yourself available to the offender.

02/04/2024

So, when do we start talking about n**i israel like we do n**i Germany?

02/04/2024

Timely reminder that christianity is the only known religion where pulling out gets you a death penalty exclusively and personally executed by the cult leader

02/04/2024

Not old enough to consent is also not old enough to decide. An underage human’s brain is too underdeveloped to be forced into important decisions. Their body too young to handle certain burdens. But I guess taking an 8-5 for 13+ years, unpaid, sitting at a desk for 8/24 hrs your body spends developing and another 8 to sleep has absolutely no effect on the body. Either that or we really don’t give a f**k about child’s body as evidenced by government-backed entities like the christian church ra**ng children, and staying active and considered to be in legal compliance. The brain? The underdeveloped one? The one you wash and rinse with the forced pledge of allegiance in schools and s**t? The one you add bias to by telling them big old sky daddy loves them very much and wants to take them to a faraway happy place away from suffering but if they misbehave they’ll rot and burn for eternity? Pffft.

If you’re 30 dating a freshly turned old enough, the assumption is grooming. But pinning thousands of dollars in debt to a name that should have no work experience (because again, too young), is perfectly acceptable and expected. Hell, not doing things this way gets you shunned and shamed.

What do we see here? USA (the one that put mexican children in animal cages) frowns upon private “use and abuse” (as the behaviors pointed out here are conceptually the same and socially considered abusive towards the underaged), but approves, endorses, and even executes federal “use and abuse” (including but not limited to illegally sterilizing puertorrican women and helping kill kids in Gaza) of children under whichever excuse.

What would make you consider this acceptable?

02/04/2024

Reminder that many people saying something makes it normal, not true.

“Blood’s thicker than water”(meaning one should prioritize family) is actually “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb”, simply meaning that community is more significant than family.

Should family be prioritized? If we’re talking blood family I immediately disagree. If you believe family should be prioritized, do it. Just understand that a belief and a truth are not the same, and your definition of things is yours, not mine.

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