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Going Terribly Your favorite punning linguists, Alice and Doug, talk about dumb stuff. And some smart stuff too. And not all of it is butt stuff. We promise. Mistaken identities.

Available wherever you listen to podcasts. Why is it called Going Terribly? Well, you see, when Alice and Doug get together, it’s always a beautiful disaster. Foodie shenanigans. Crossed wires. Sexy double entendres. You get the picture. And “going” is a euphemism for urination – well wait, urination doesn’t need a euphemism since it’s the technical term. But we can’t say pissing, right? Because i

t’s pubic for all to see. But ALSO: Doug doesn’t curse – yeah did you know Doug doesn’t curse? I didn’t until we started this podcast and holy crap there’s a typo but it’s kinda funny so maybe I’ll keep it because the long Facebook bio can be 10,000 characters max. That’s a f**kton of characters – oh sh*t I just said f**kton – wait, is this Alice right now? Or Doug? They’re like the same person. Two pees in a poodcast. BOOM. Nailed it.

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤This episode was going to be dedicated to the 1980s sitcom 227. But more pressing matters are...
04/02/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

This episode was going to be dedicated to the 1980s sitcom 227. But more pressing matters are upon us, as Alice is facing surgery tomorrow morning and Doug has a garage door to fix. Sorry, Jackee.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A world flag featuring all the major countries, such as Baklava
- Grindstoned noses, greased elbows, and other cliche body alterations
- What is your favorite slow ballad to tap dance to?
- Appointment beheadings are really big these days
- Offending fluids

But seriously, if you know Alice, keep her in your thoughts as she goes in for her micro lumbar discectomy. We'll tell you all about it in the podcast.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Alice and Doug recently took on The 12 Days of Carrey, where they watched Jim Carrey movies f...
28/01/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Alice and Doug recently took on The 12 Days of Carrey, where they watched Jim Carrey movies for 12 straight days. That's the second half of the episode, so you've been warned. But don't worry. The first half has plenty of fart, p**p, and other butt related stuff like usual.

EPISODE 226: TWO CAROLINA BEAN SNAKES IN A PAN OF CHICKEN MCNACHOS

Other discussion topics may include:

- Restaurant floor dining
- Lou Bega and the American flag coming together in perfect harmony
- A critique of garbage salads
- Duane Johnson Soup
- Alice's across the pond artistic debut!

Where would you rank The Mask? The Truman Show? The Majestic (if you've ever even heard of it)? How disappointed will you be in our stance on Eternal Sunshine? Tune into any of the links below or find us wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

This is what happens when you own your own home...
21/01/2025

This is what happens when you own your own home...



🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤It's Doug's birthday, and Alice has a super cool niche surprise for him that you all can take...
21/01/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

It's Doug's birthday, and Alice has a super cool niche surprise for him that you all can take two minutes out of your lives and humor Doug for. Because if you make it that far, you'll also have heard the "crudest, most disgusting thing" Alice has ever heard. Really, everyone gets a present.

EPISODE 225: TWO WRESTLING VENTRILOQUISTS IN A RETURN OF A POPULAR 1960s CEREAL

Other discussion topics may include:
- Could your doctor also be a spy?
- Inadvertent Costco tease PTSD
- Bonus New Yum City!
- What do aspirin and he**in have in common? Spoiler: Nearly everything
- Beethoven's Turd Movement

All of this, plus so much more. And it won't even cost you a wet five dollar bill. Check out Going Terribly at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

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🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Welcome to New Yum City! Doug introduces us to new and upcoming snacks. Meanwhile, Alice cons...
14/01/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Welcome to New Yum City! Doug introduces us to new and upcoming snacks. Meanwhile, Alice considers upcoming surgery, if the American healthcare system can ever fix itself. And the cats have learned some chicken bone tricks.

Other discussion topics may include:
- A new wishbone proposal: whoever gets the bigger half will be extra happy in the bedroom
- Cats have "emotions." Who knew?
- Valentine's Day is trying to steal all of Christmas's traits
- We need more chicken nugget shapes
- Is the Nutty Buddy Cream Pie the dirtiest sounding Little Debbie snack?

Check us out at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts!

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

It's  ! And yes, that's a Mean Girls   💛📒📐🪝📏👑
13/01/2025

It's ! And yes, that's a Mean Girls 💛📒📐🪝📏👑

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Alice's search for answers about her ongoing pain have led her to MRIs. Doug's search for ans...
07/01/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Alice's search for answers about her ongoing pain have led her to MRIs. Doug's search for answers about nonsense have led him to the Norman Conquest. Very interesting times indeed.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How fat thighs and large breasts can make it hard to fly
- Some bad news for the goodest boys
- Ever cared to taste a salamander? You will.
- The home shopping network that's not The Home Shopping Network
- Who holds the ceremonial giant scissors at beheadings?

Plus it's that monthly learning episode full of "It Went Terribly" knowledge. Unfamiliar? Fix that by clicking on any of the links below or finding us wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

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When did we get a parrot? 🦜🤣
02/01/2025

When did we get a parrot? 🦜🤣



Ringing in the new year with  and a ska version of "Auld Lang Syne" that we didn't know we needed 🎇🥂🎺⏳🎷Catch E💩sode 222 ...
01/01/2025

Ringing in the new year with and a ska version of "Auld Lang Syne" that we didn't know we needed 🎇🥂🎺⏳🎷

Catch E💩sode 222 wherever you get your podcasts!

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug p...
31/12/2024

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug puts Alice and Wendy's stress levels to the ultimate test. But Alice might be too (prescription) drugged up to feel the stress. Plus, is Wendy too kind for roller derby? Does Doug know *any* U.S. state capitals? And has Alice been watching the Saw movies too much? All this and more as we ring in 2025 in Terrible style.

EPISODE 222: THREE PUGNACIOUS CHEESE PACKERS IN A NEW POO ZOO

Other discussion topics may include:

- New Year's festivities like fireworks, parades, and neighborhood gunshots
- Drew Carey's napping assistant
- The best thing before sliced bread
- What if Sir Anthony Hopkins really is a cannibal?
- Time is Crazy!!

There's some beautiful poetry, some time warping, and just the right amount of poo humor in this last episode of 2024. Catch it below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Andy Jones joins Doug and Alice for his second Christmas special, regardless of how Doug reme...
24/12/2024

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Andy Jones joins Doug and Alice for his second Christmas special, regardless of how Doug remembers things. Together, they play some holiday games and, of course, talk about Alice's p**p a little. Can you guess which Christmas movies are family friendly and which are...absolutely not? You might be surprised.

EPISODE 121: THREE BAKERS NAMED KATE IN A LIT ELF PARTY

Other discussion topics may include:
- Is 80 tabs too many to have open?
- A tattoo based on a huge dining mistake
- Potentially questionable stationery collections
- Christmas themed crimes and injuries
- The coolest celebration tradition in all of college basketball

Join us for a nice hot cup of crock pot Mountain Dew, watch out for janky johnsons, and sing along to some Christmas Poo Songs at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
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Llama friend  is joining us for our holiday episode! Tune in for games and trivia and more of Alice's bowel movements! 💩...
23/12/2024

Llama friend is joining us for our holiday episode! Tune in for games and trivia and more of Alice's bowel movements! 💩🎄🦙💩🎄🦙💩🎄🦙


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🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤New segments are introduced. But overall it's the same ol' same ol'. Come learn some stuff ab...
17/12/2024

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

New segments are introduced. But overall it's the same ol' same ol'. Come learn some stuff about p**p.

Sadly, Alice does not p*e her pants this episode.

EPISODE 220: TWO JALAPENO POOPERS IN A COLLECTION OF LOST TEETH

- Alice's exciting new hobby that she most definitely would not have paid for
- Who would listen to a Schindler's List live watch along?
- Trash ramen is not trash
- P**p gloves: What would they be to you?
- The pros and cons of a partially smart house

You'll never look at a Domino's lava cake the same after this episode. Find us at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

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🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Alice is back! And Doug is here! Going Terribly is back on track with its usual two hosts, pe...
10/12/2024

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Alice is back! And Doug is here! Going Terribly is back on track with its usual two hosts, perhaps out of fear the guest hosts over the past few weeks might be gunning for our jobs. Where would that hit us on a 1-10 pain scale? Who's to say? But we'll cover said scale, along with possible kitten names, and more in this comeback episode. Big time suburbanite stuff inside. And before it's all over, someone might just p*e a little.

EPISODE 219: TWO GENERIC COWBOY MEN IN A TWO-STORY CAT BED

Other discussion topics may include:

- Famous blues magician Muddy Johnson
- Where/how would your intestine hang out, and why would anyone ask that?
- The deliciousness of a Cyclone Supreme pizza
- The most painful idea for a tattoo ever?
- Disney vs. Joel Osteen: To whom would you listen regarding your pet's death?

The episode is a bit shorter this week to make sure nobody dies, so if you need more Going Terribly to consume, you'll find plenty at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

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Kitten update! Boy started worrying his surgery site, so he has to live in the cone of shame! When we came home from the...
04/12/2024

Kitten update! Boy started worrying his surgery site, so he has to live in the cone of shame! When we came home from the vet, Girl didn't recognize him and hissed and batted him away! He was so sad! But that made him cuddlier with us whereas he was the more standoffish one before.

Now they're back to being best furriends!

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Happy 4th Anniversary to us! Just two wackadoodles making it through life together! And it hasn't gone terribly! 💞❤️💝💋🎉 ...
03/12/2024

Happy 4th Anniversary to us! Just two wackadoodles making it through life together! And it hasn't gone terribly! 💞❤️💝💋🎉

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤NOTE FROM DOUG: Before we get started, I forgot to plug Alice's band's performance this comin...
03/12/2024

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

NOTE FROM DOUG:
Before we get started, I forgot to plug Alice's band's performance this coming Sunday, because I'm the worrrrst. TMSB will be performing as part of a John Lennon tribute night at Bokeh Lounge in Evansville, IN, this coming Sunday, December 8th. The event is from 6PM until 11PM, with TMSB set to perform around 7:45PM. This will be a fundraiser by Veterans for Peace to benefit Doctors Without Borders and Save the Children.

And now, on to this week's episode.

Well, it's Alice's turn to go on vacation. Er, be out sick. So William/Will/A Random Fellow is filling in to try to make sure Doug doesn't screw everything up while she's gone. Doug has a game prepared, but Will is ready and has brought along his own. Who takes control of the show? It's the ultimate battle of wills. Well, battle of Will and Doug, rather.

EPISODE 218: TWO DEAD AND/OR CANADIAN CELEBRITIES IN A DOUBLE BLACK FRIDAY EVENT

Other discussion topics may include:
- A special visit from one of the creators of possibly the worst PSP game ever made (no, really!)
- Some possible names for the new Terrible Kittens
- A healthy post-Thanksgiving serving of bullcrap pie
- Why Celebrity Price is Right would be really stupid and really fantastic
- Stormy Pinkness

Check out Will's podcast debut at any of the links below, send Alice your tots and pears, and, if you're in the area this weekend, go see her and TMSB rock some Beatles/Lennon goodies.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

Welcoming these two furriends to our household! They do everything together! 💦 💩 So far they are Girl Cat and Boy Cat. W...
27/11/2024

Welcoming these two furriends to our household! They do everything together! 💦 💩

So far they are Girl Cat and Boy Cat. What should we name them?

And yes, that is our favorite band meowing their entire Keep It Together album 🌷🐈




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