The Tear-able Adventures of The Janderson Breffords Parchment Company

19/08/2024

FINALE DROP ALERT!

All five episodes of "The Shiron Incident" are now available for your listening pleasure - wherever you get your podcasts!

https://jandersonbreffords.podbean.com/

Have fun, and DM us if Penny got you to cry!

06/08/2024

Thanks for your patience!

FINALE UPDATE: Penny has been hard at work - instead of doing one ep at a time like normal, the final arc has been one HUGE 15-hour edit, and has taken more than seven times the work that ep drops normally do 😅

Please expect a finale release THIS MONTH - all five episodes of "The Shiron Incident" (including a triple-length episode 69) should be up before the end of August!

All of us really enjoyed recording the end of our show - we hope you get some of the same joy out of it when you hear it for yourself ♡

08/04/2024

Nearly four years since we first got together to have our session zero and giggle about Dungeons and Dragons Only With Day Jobs, this week we hit 5000 downloads of JBPC

Thanks so much to everyone who has given our story a go... we're excited to deliver an absolutely banger ending!

30/03/2024

Episode 62 out now - Big things are going down!


Devilry! Duplicity! Dance Partners!

Our work trip to fix paper production has gotten all wrapped up in family drama, and things are spiraling out of what a mediated conflict resolution meeting can repair! The forestry machine is coming, and when it arrives the King of the elves means to lay down the law... for good!

But something is lingering just beyond our line of sight... what are those black shapes we saw sneaking around? How did Master Speck's master plan fall apart so easily? And why would the goliaths bring the machine here when we haven't had time to report back?

Our Last Hope jumps from twist to turn, and some familiar faces are about to resurface. Join us, as we barrel toward the answers we crave!

https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-e3zt5-15c72c3

16/03/2024

Episode 61 out now! Our Last Hope is kicking it up a notch or three!

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Garden Grandness! Family Feuds! Actual Anagnorisis!

Master Speck has hitched a lift, and we all know what this means - it's time to watch out for shenanigans! The Away Team (with one aforementioned wandering hero in tow) have come all the way to the Manafei Forest to get parchment production moving again - but as always, magic is afoot and nothing is going to be simple!

A secret society lies beyond the border, and the party is about to learn some uncomfortable truths. Who laid down the threshold, and what is it protecting? Which team member will uncover a mystery long thought impossible? And perhaps most pressing - can we really trust the hovering elf?

Answers lie dead ahead, treasured audience. Are you ready to face them?

https://jandersonbreffords.podbean.com/e/ep-61-our-last-hope-part-2/

02/03/2024

New arc, new cover art drop! Thanks to Livartisan Design we have a nice... suspicious... visual for our next story.

Episode 60 - Our Last Hope - Part 1 - is out right now!

https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-n6ivv-1597741

20/01/2024

New episode drop - Smoko 8 is out now!

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Friends! Family! Ex-coworkers!

With the events of The Wish Scroll behind them, our favourite Parchment Company Employees can finally take five and catch their breath. Or they should be able to do that, but they have a 9am meeting with Janderson that might not go particularly well....

Flynn owns a mistake, and speaks his heart. Karen uncovers a shortcut, and gives some advice. Frankie receives a delivery, and confronts a flaw. Idopher handles an invitation, and makes a memory.

Ready yourselves friends, because we're taking Smoko for the last time. From here on out, it's all hard yards and cashing stacks - but this narrator thinks the team is up for the challenge. The only question is... do you?

Friends! Family! Ex-coworkers! With the events of The Wish Scroll behind them, our favourite Parchment Company Employees can finally take five and catch their breath. Or they should be able to do that, but they have a 9am meeting with Janderson that might not go particularly well.... Flynn owns a mi...

06/01/2024

Episode 58 - The Finale of the Wish Scroll - Out Now!

Ruin! Revalation! The Rebirth of a Nation!

When everything is gone, all you have left is each other. Flynn, Idopher, Frankie, Karen and Silver are all that remains, with only one place left to go. At the end, we return to where it started.

Even though we find ourselves in a drastically different world, some things will never change. Flynn will always be our brave salesman. Idopher will always be cunning. Frankie will always be the cleverest boy in the room. Karen will always be our bossy mother hen. And Doctor Xergohs will always be beneath our feet, scheming to get his way...

Ruin! Revalation! The Rebirth of a Nation! When everything is gone, all you have left is each other. Flynn, Idopher, Frankie, Karen and Silver are all that remains, with only one place left to go. At the end, we return to where it started. Even though we find ourselves in a drastically different wor...

20/12/2023

Christmas cuteness! Our own Poppy Joy Taylor-Moore drew up some JBPC stickers, and we love them!

Which one is your fave?

09/12/2023

Episode 56 out now!

Prisonbreak! Reunion! Vindication!

We went in looking for a rightful emperor, and instead we found an absolute short king! Barrington has been found, and he's made a friend! Now all we have to do is get him out safely! Good thing none of our party have reason to cause him harm... right?

Our alternate-universe heroes are almost home free - their victory is only a mad dash across the plaza away! It would take a small army to stop us - and luckily the emperor's men are busy... right?

Prisonbreak! Reunion! Vindication! We went in looking for a rightful emperor, and instead we found an absolute short king! Barrington has been found, and he's made a friend! Now all we have to do is get him out safely! Good thing none of our party have reason to cause him harm, right? Our alternate-...

25/11/2023

Episode 55 - The Wish Scroll Part 5 - out now!

Breaking! Entering! Tomato Soup Fights!

The place: Yamir City Prison, where our hero's once swore they would never go. The target: Silver Tyminious, the secret boy emperor. The goal: bust him out to mess up Emperor Marvelous's evil plans!

Our favourite elseworldy parchment company employees finally have a shared goal - will they learn how to work as a team all over again, or will this excursion into jail be a one-way-trip?

Breaking! Entering! Tomato Soup Fights! The place: Yamir City Prison, where our hero's once swore they would never go. The target: Silver Tyminious, the secret boy emperor. The goal: bust him out to mess up Emperor Marvelous's evil plans! Our favourite elseworldy parchment company employees finally....

11/11/2023

A week late but we're back! Episode 54 out now!

Storytelling! Spycraft! Subterfuge!

Flynn is desperate to get on side with his friends, but things are getting a little too complicated for the little guy - when will he relocate his aptitude for sales so he can sell them on another reality?

Meanwhile, Fashion Model "I" has bought his new acquaintances to Resistance HQ - where some familiar faces are waiting! A plan is unfolding that will put Emperor Marvelous on the back foot for his big ceremony... With the Resistance and the Insurgency together, will they be able to turn back the forces of Avernus?

Storytelling! Spycraft! Subterfuge! Flynn is desperate to get on side with his friends, but things are getting a little too complicated for the little guy - when will he relocate his aptitude for sales so he can sell them on another reality? Meanwhile, Fashion Model "I" has bought his new acquaintan...

21/10/2023

Episode 53 out now!

Concerning Inquiries! Suspicious Invitations! Questionable Enforcement Practices!

CEO Karen Stonecutter, was having a pretty normal day, until ruthless weapons manufacturer Flynvar Onagon came to visit her in her office and started talking crazy talk. But he seems to know some things he shouldn't, and she has no choice but to trust him for now.

Meanwhile, wunderkind Professor Francis Reynolds was keeping an engagement with the emperor, where he met vivacious fashion model Idopher Belser... and their days got a little bit turned on their heads.

Flynn has less than a day to get himself together and gather his friends to save the city... Can he make the ultimate sales pitch to convince them to get on the same side?

https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-cttvs-14d7083

07/10/2023

Episode 52 out now!

Strange Circumstances! Upsetting Usurpers! Anomalous Acquaintances!

Have you ever woken up and things just feel off? You can't quite put your finger on it, but something's different. Flynnvar Onagon is feeling a but like that today, only everything's totally normal.

There's probably no reason to even listen to this one. Who wants to hear a podcast about Yamir City's foremost weapons manufacturer going about his regular, albeit terrible inhumane business day? That doesn't sound exciting at all.

Strange Circumstances! Upsetting Usurpers! Anomalous Acquaintances! Have you ever woken up and things just feel off? You can't quite put your finger on it, but something's different. Flynnvar Onagon is feeling a but like that today, only everything's totally normal. There's probably no reason to eve...

23/09/2023

New arc starts today! Episode 51 out now!

Conscription! Doxxing! Catastrophe!

On a stormy winter evening, Flynn receives a knock on his door. Without time to plan or gather his allies, he gets roped into a Yamir City Guard mission to finally capture Mister Marvelous...

Meanwhile, Karen, Frankie and Idopher are enjoying a quiet evening listening to the rain - but a decidedly less relaxing sound is about to intrude on their lives and their safety.

Forced out of bed and into a time-sensitive mission, our favorite parchment company employees are about to learn one of the city's biggest secrets. Why is Captain Cherish recruiting Flynn? What is Marvelous' master plan? Who exactly is Dr. Xergohs?

These answers and more - to be uncovered tonight!

Conscription! Doxxing! Catastrophe! On a stormy winter evening, Flynn receives a knock on his door. Without time to plan or gather his allies, he gets roped into a Yamir City Guard mission to finally capture Mister Marvelous... Meanwhile, Karen, Frankie and Idopher and enjoying a quiet evening liste...

23/09/2023

It's time for a new arc! Our new story "The Wish Scroll" drops tomorrow morning - in the meantime, please check out our new cover, expertly drawn by the always-talented Livartisan Design!

15/08/2023

Kia ora JBPC fans!

Penny has been working hard on The "Yes And" Charity Stream this year, and we're getting set to run our third annual 24-hour stream!

Come join us as we play D&D to raise money for The Cancer Society!

Do you like D&D? Do you like chaotic and wild quests? Do you like 24 hours? 24 hours make my day so the rest must be great too right!

The “Yes and…” Charity Stream returns to twitch on August 26th at 12pm midday (NZST) raising money for the The Cancer Society of New Zealand and YOU can be part of the action by giving inspiration to the players, manifesting wishes into the game and have a chance to winning some of the amazing prizes we have up for grabs!

Follow us on Twitch to see when we go live: https://www.twitch.tv/yesandcharity

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01/07/2023

Episode 50 out now! (Omg I can't believe we made 50 of these!)

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Intrigue! Politics! Social Engagements!

The Away Team is once again back home with some space to breathe - so it's time to gather at Karen's for a long awaited dinner party! But despite the return to Yamir City, all is not peaceful, and old rivalries are stirring...

Idopher gets some exercise. Frankie put on his pyjamas. Flynn goes underground. Karen attends an unexpected meeting.

Something is about to go down. You can feel it in the air, and taste it on the back of your tongue. Our heroes have beaten the odds before, will they be able to make it until their next paycheck?

Intrigue! Politics! Social Engagements! The Away Team is once again back home with some space to breathe - so it's time to gather at Karen's for a long awaited dinner party! But despite the return to Yamir City, all is not peaceful, and old rivalries are stirring... Idopher gets some exercise. Frank...