17/09/2024
Reason why I never visit rich people.
Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice,
soda, tea,
milo, chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush
tea, ice tea or
green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "Milk please "
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "Cow milk please."
Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar please."
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of
water instead please."
Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "
Fok, lossit net ... ek vrek liewer vannie fokken dors!!!"
