UmamiDreams

11/09/2023

10/09/2023

Tfw you get ads for the CUMTABLE™️ but you're too poor to interior decorate with loads that big 💦😫 Don't tempt me with loads I can't afford or I'll have to bust out the ol' five finger discount

08/09/2023

✨️My mango is to blow up and act like I ain't know NOBODY✨️

29/08/2023

✨️🦈✨️

29/08/2023

✨️ So true bestie! ✨️

19/08/2023

People think 🤔 I'm just h***y 🎺 all the time, but I am actually so full🔋of love 🫶. My heart 💗 is positively ➕️ throbbing 💓 with love 🫶, and it is just constantly⏳️ pumping⛽️ the thickest 🫸🤍🫷, warmest🔥, most stickiest💦 love, right ➡️ inside me 💖. You 🫵 just can't 🚫 see 👀 past this dick 🍆 long 📏 enough or hard 🪨 enough to notice💅

13/08/2023

✨️Found out there's a bunch of people out here nuttin' to me and I am SO here for it✨️
🥵💦🥴
✨️Kink 🫶 Unlocked✨️

10/08/2023

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10/08/2023

😳🤭🥵🥰🥹🥴🫶💦❣️

19/07/2023

Good morning 🖤

19/07/2023

✨️It's normal to have bed w**d and desk w**d right?✨️

11/07/2023

Gib it to me

05/07/2023

✨️His milkshake brings all the hoes to the yard ✨️

03/07/2023

✨Fun fact: ️I had 3 different kinds of doritos for breakfast this morning ✨️

05/06/2023

Happy Pride Month friends

05/06/2023

✨️😭Late stage capitalism took my lizard milk!😭✨️

05/06/2023

✨️🥺🙏pwetty pweaaaase? UwU✨️

03/06/2023

I haven't posted much lately cause life has been pretty busy😅 But I'm back and I'm gonna try and post more. I might not have shown my face on this page but here have a b***y pic.😘🫶🍑✨️

Let's see if i can get some more follows 🥺🙏

03/06/2023

In case anyone ever wondered what kind of gf I am😤😏💖

03/06/2023

Happy pride month y'all! Please make sure to be as gay as possible. You've got this, we believe in you. We're aiming for triple the gay this year but if you're a little extra gay then you win gay month.

Here's what we've got for the winners:

🥇1st place - I will personally golf clap and tell you I'm proud of you 👏
🥈2nd place - we will quietly mutter "yasssss" to ourselves and give a subtle approving nod 🫶
🥉3nd place - will be awarded 3 brand new cool points to add to their street cred ✨️

Rainbows are free, they will be in the sky for everyone. (Please check the weather apps for availability as they go quickly!) All contestants will be entered into a raffle, we have several keys to the closet for y'all.

🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑

**keys do not expire, winners may open the closet whenever they so choose. But they are one time use so please choose carefully.**

It should go without saying but previous winners are disqualified from the raffle.

⚠️if you say no homo I will be alerting the authorities and you will be disqualified⚠️

To enter this year, leave a really gay comment below or quietly reflect on that time you appreciated some ti***es a little bit more than expected or visualized a bulge in your mind's eye for just a lil too long.

The FBI are on standby so be on your best behavior

07/05/2023

✨️Now if only the sleep part actually happened✨️
👈🥴👉

16/04/2023

🥴😂

16/04/2023

This planet is
🍑✨️F**KED✨️🍑
But at least it ain't flat. 👈🥴👉

12/04/2023

🙃 true tho 😻
😤but share don’t steal and immediately repost 👀at least wait a few weeks before reposting😒

01/04/2023

😤🤝💯

25/03/2023

✨️️Shibar(b)i(e)✨️

21/03/2023

Where the raccoons at tho? Don't you be holdin out on me Barbie 💔🦝✨️🍷😭🤌

20/03/2023

🫣🥴

20/03/2023

It really do be like that 😔

17/03/2023

😳

16/03/2023