Monday Morning Ketchup

07/01/2022

Sorry we've been on hiatus y'all. Due to holidays and covid scares. Well b back to our regularly schedule ketchup soon!

23/11/2021

Episode 12 has dropped!!!

This one gets real weird, folks! Dog hu***ng, sad horses gorged on carrots, the cancellation of Key West, wrongful bird p**p convictions, and a whole lot more in this week's show!

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Listen to this episode from Monday Morning Ketchup on Spotify. Mike and PJ are back this week with a gross smattering of weird business to live up that grosser Monday of yours! Illegal ma********on, cartoon banishments, sad horses, the cancellation of Key West, and dog-wielding knife-humpers all awa...

18/11/2021

A new Monday Morning, a new Ketchup!

We covered some real strange business this episode, as you've come to expect! Check out the newest 'sode below! 👇

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Listen to this episode from Monday Morning Ketchup on Spotify. The Ketchup is back this week with a deep and perilous grab-bag of nonsense! Stage urinators, the unluckiest (or luckiest?) pilot in America, exploding toilets, elves on shelves, and threatening Coldplay lyrics are just the beginning of....

01/11/2021

Can you use a taco as legal identification in a traffic stop 🛑?!?!

No. But please give us a listen anyway! And as always, thank you for your bravery.

In this spooooooky scary Halloween edition of the Monday Morning Ketchup, Mike and PJ uncover a vast and treacherous vat of strange business for your listening pleasure! 
The new era of social media hellscape, tilted and twisted coverage of jellyfish "attacks," Satanism saving the day, billionaire p**s leakage in space, baby viper revenge attacks, taco identification, and so, so much more! 
Fun Fact: Mike wrongly assumed the Church of Satan was not a tax-exempt organization in this episode. Turns out, they also exploit this extremely dated classification! Bad Satan!
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27/10/2021

Truly a Florida God among Florida men!!!
Check us out!... Please.

Episode 8: Koala Harris, of the Monday Morning Ketchup is now live!

The ketchup is torrential, even downright frightening in this week's show! Come along as Mike and PJ discover the reason Trump's Twitter ripoff didn't last a single day its first public test, the meaning of "guff" in relation to an open flame, the worst-reasoned lawsuit of all time, and encounter perhaps the uncrowned Florida King among mere Florida men!

Fun Fact: In 2015, PETA attempted to sue a photographer on behalf of a monkey named Naruto, claiming that the photos Naruto had taken himself were his own intellectual property. Monkeys suing monkeys over monkeys!

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Monday Morning Ketchup is the zaniest, bizzariest, deeply depravediest comedy news podcast in the known universe! Follow along as two best friends discover the funniest and weirdest news stories of the week, and deliver gutbusting riffs to brighten up your Monday. Email us! mondaymorningketchup@gmai...

26/10/2021

Truly a Florida God among Florida men!!!

Episode 8: Koala Harris, of the Monday Morning Ketchup is now live!

The ketchup is torrential, even downright frightening in this week's show! Come along as Mike and PJ discover the reason Trump's Twitter ripoff didn't last a single day its first public test, the meaning of "guff" in relation to an open flame, the worst-reasoned lawsuit of all time, and encounter perhaps the uncrowned Florida King among mere Florida men!

Fun Fact: In 2015, PETA attempted to sue a photographer on behalf of a monkey named Naruto, claiming that the photos Naruto had taken himself were his own intellectual property. Monkeys suing monkeys over monkeys!

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The ketchup is torrential, even downright frightening in this week's show! Come along as Mike and PJ discover the reason Trump's Twitter ripoff didn't last a single day its first public test, the meaning of "guff" in relation to an open flame, the worst-reasoned lawsuit of all time, and encounter pe...

25/10/2021

This is one goes out to the Weirdos! Welcome home.

Episode 8: Koala Harris, of the Monday Morning Ketchup is now live!

The ketchup is torrential, even downright frightening in this week's show! Come along as Mike and PJ discover the reason Trump's Twitter ripoff didn't last a single day its first public test, the meaning of "guff" in relation to an open flame, the worst-reasoned lawsuit of all time, and encounter perhaps the uncrowned Florida King among mere Florida men!

Fun Fact: In 2015, PETA attempted to sue a photographer on behalf of a monkey named Naruto, claiming that the photos Naruto had taken himself were his own intellectual property. Monkeys suing monkeys over monkeys!

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Monday Morning Ketchup is the zaniest, bizzariest, deeply depravediest comedy news podcast in the known universe! Follow along as two best friends discover the funniest and weirdest news stories of the week, and deliver gutbusting riffs to brighten up your Monday. Email us! mondaymorningketchup@gmai...

19/10/2021

Would you eat a 2 inch man for 10 million dollars?!?! 🍽️ 🤷

Nobody will know.
He has a family.
He has hopes and dreams.
He's as human as you or me, just smol...

Btw check out the Monday Morning Ketchup for more weird and bizarre news and ramblings at the link below!

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18/10/2021

Check out the latest edition to our ridiculous news, episode 7, Monday Morning Ketchup!

Check it out on Spotify or most streaming platforms!

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In this week's Ketchup, the guys are near-flustered with the density of strange business on deck! Mystery booms in the U.S. northeast, Jeff Bezos shatters Shatner's 90-year-old (!) soul, a delightful display of North Korean machismo, kiwi wizards, space lizards, and some truly degenerate Floridian behavior abound!

Fun Fact: Only one person has ever been reported killed by a meteorite, a man in Iraq in 1888. Only slightly less lucky than one of our stories this week!

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14/10/2021

Ya... Pretending you won a contest you don't even compete in. I c u JARED!

October can be a spooky month, and one thing many people fear is a shark attack. Jaws in Colorado shouldn’t frighten you because the Centennial State has the best record of shark attacks in t…

13/10/2021

Episode 6 is out!

In this week's Ketchup, Mike and PJ consider the importance of finding yourself, ponder the source of a devastating herpes outbreak, learn what it means to shatter one's foot, check in on Dog the Bounty Hunter's latest escapades in the Florida wilderness, plumb the depths of degenerate food artistry, and much more!

Fun Fact: There's a mysterious surprise awaiting you at the end of this podcast!

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12/10/2021

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10/10/2021