Witty

20/09/2021

If you were born deaf,what language would you think in 🤔

20/09/2021

🤔 What if plants are actually farming us, giving us food and energy until we die then they eat us as manure 🤔

19/09/2021

Happy Sunday to y'all 🥺😊❤️

18/09/2021

Airtel users!

Dial *141*1 # then reply with 1 for your anniversary gift 🎁😊

17/09/2021

I act like am okay 😪

Buh deep down, I want someone to cry me a river 🥴

I feel like swimming 😋😋

17/09/2021

If she has two eyes 👀 then she's seeing two guys 😅💁

17/09/2021

Pls invite your friends to like page 🥺

17/09/2021

If you had the chance to meet with your favorite celebrity

Who is it gonna be 💁

17/09/2021

Choose wisely!

#5000 or a chance to meet me 🥺🥺

03/05/2021

How many triangles are there 🤔

28/04/2021

Yahoo boys don dey call themselves Entrepreneurs 🤣

27/04/2021

If they don't ask, then don't tell em 💪

27/04/2021

When the grass is cut, then the snakes 🐍 will show 😒

26/04/2021

They say 'love your neighbour as yourself' 🙂

Buh who TF is my neighbour 🤷 when I don't even love myself 😩💔

26/04/2021

They say 'Half bread is better than none' 🙂

Buh if I have to be casted and castigated just because of your 'half bread' then I choose none 🙅

You can keep the 'half bread' 💁

26/04/2021

I no longer believe in karma 🙅🏻‍♂️

Some lucky 'SOBs' still get to go scot free 😒

It sucks 😑

12/04/2021

Let them talk about you 🤟
If they don't, then you're a nobody 💔

12/04/2021

The 'love' is not meant to be if you cry more than you laugh 💔

12/04/2021

The best way to fool a fool is to let em believe they're fooling you 😎

Send a message to learn more.

23/03/2021

Always tell people less than what you truly know

Act dumber than you truly are

Then thank me later 🙂

02/03/2021

Never 🙅 accept a private apology if the humiliation was public 😔

20/02/2021

Did you know 💁

It's actually 'The most excellent king...' 😎

But y'all dumb asses be singing ' The most Excellency is jesus....' 😂😂😂

19/02/2021

Mbappe is not yet 23 years but he has already surpassed Ronaldo and messi 😎

The real goat 🙌

19/02/2021

This morning 😂😂

19/02/2021

Am kinda loving this cold weather 😎