Sheddy Pee (2025)

22/05/2024

Here's a short funny story:

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Today, I saw my cat, Mr. Whiskers, trying to "help" me work from home. He jumped onto my desk, batted at my keyboard, and managed to type out an entire paragraph of gibberish. I was about to shoo him away when I noticed something peculiar - the gibberish looked suspiciously like a passage from a Shakespearean sonnet!

I couldn't believe it. Had my cat secretly been taking literature classes? I decided to test him further and opened a document with a blank page. Mr. Whiskers promptly jumped back onto the keyboard and began typing away... and to my amazement, he produced a coherent (albeit slightly cat-centric) short story!

From that day on, I've been calling him "Feline Shakespeare" and making him my official writing partner. Who knew having a cat as a coworker would be the purr-fect solution to writer's block?

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Feel free to modify it or use it as inspiration to create your own funny story!

29/04/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂😅

1. Fowl 🦆wey Emeka wan use give native doctor🤣🤣🤣🤣 Grace don use am cook friedrice😭😭😭

I go gist ona later, dey is fire on the mountain now 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

2.If gøvernment see crūde oil for your house na them get am 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂☀️☀️☀️

But if they see igbo for your backyard na you get am😭😭😭

2. Nigeria education no balance at all 😂😂😂😂

secøndary school teachers they'll teach when you get to the university....😃😄😃😃😄

University Lecturers be like you must have come across this in your secondary school😍🤩🤔

3.lawyer defend you for fraud case finish😆

you still get mind run fake alert for am 🤣🤣

shaaaiiii Emeka... Why😂😂😂

4. Grace, no be say your boyfriend stingy😆😆

nah the girlfriends too plenty, before e reach your turn ,salary don finish😭😭😭

5. Omo this December go red o, this one wey I never hear "jingle bell" "jingle bell" 😂😂

abi dey don sell the bell give iron condemn?🤗🤗

6.babalalo wey suppose stop rain for wedding, say na rain hold am for where he go buy material😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

7.when somebody dies Americans be like oh he's deâd😂😃

Nigerians be like so yesterday "when i see am dey lick orange and palm oil"

I no know say na goodbye him dey talk O😭

8. Ñø be everything be village people work

"How you go for job interview🧑‍🔧 begin fight for socket to charge your phone with manager" 😂

Why Emeka.....🤣🤣

9. You fit defeat me for maths and science😄😃

But in English you is going home🤣🤣

10. Nigeria education system no balance well o😅😅😅

poor man pikin na olodo rich man pikin na slow learner🤣🤣😂

11.The reason why men cheat is because the population of women is more than Men🤣😅

No woman must be Left behind including Grace...💚😂😂

12.person die you post death took the wrong person😭

nah you be the right person.. .. 🤗🤗🤗

13.16. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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