19/11/2021
BREAKING: President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with advanced metastatic Stage 5 colon cancer following his routine colonoscopy today, doctors have announced.
According to a statement released by Walter Reed Medical Center Gastroenterologist Dr. Toboggan, "We discovered a very advanced case of colon cancer in Beijing Biden, although maybe we should call it co**ie cancer instead considering that he is a communist".
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