Tangents With Toby

09/07/2024

45 years old and I'm excited about a new washer. F**k ya!!

06/07/2024

They played Hanson's song Mmmmbop!!!!

06/07/2024

The moose has a p***s

06/07/2024

I see a moose.

04/07/2024

Sometimes in life it's easier just to keep your mouth closed and watch the world burn than it is to say something. In today's day and age, you will have 5'000 opinions and not one will match. On top of that, they will be mad when you don't agree with them yet those same people are mad at you for having a voice.

30/06/2024

P.s.a- if your kid is over 24 months, make them walk and don't let them be in the shopping cart.

Better wording. If your kids are 7 years old, 14 years old or even 17. You have failed as a parent.

24/06/2024

Well that was a crazy Storm last night

22/06/2024

You had a rough upbringing? I had to hold my dad's fleshlight

20/06/2024

04/06/2024

Words of Wisdom

"People will always judge you on your low times in life but never complement you on the better. That means if you don't hear anything from anyone, that means you're succeeding."

01/06/2024

In Eminem's new song, he was getting "Beats by Dre" in the Lambo hahah!!!

01/06/2024

🎶my cat is black and white but identify as a Siamese🎶

F**king brilliant

23/05/2024

I got an egg pan. I wanted the huge d***o 😭

22/05/2024

Today's newest episode
What I wanted, what I had and what I got.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0FS2p2Y0FbUyb8CHWSE6m9?si=S1SDAAieTZuQQbr-wRGnYw

21/05/2024

Still got done work and I'm walking down the sidewalk to roll my ankle off of it which sucked because I just rolled into the ditch. Can this day get any more worse.

16/05/2024

So the power went out the area that I live in. I was going to go out to go get food then I got kind of got pi**ed off at the length of my grass so I grabbed a hold of my electric lawn mower, got the extension cord hooked up and mowed my lawn. I put it all away then left my place to go to the grocery store to go get supper. On my travels I wondered when the power was going to get hooked up which then to my surprise I noticed down the road that everybody else had power. It was a random coincidence when I plugged in my lawn mower I had power not thinking.

11/05/2024

All right everybody. There's a lot of people that think they know me down to a microfiber. I want each and every one of you who think you know me to post five bands or musicians that are secretly on my other top five list. Something that I don't talk about but I do listen to them and I do like them

04/05/2024

Yee-haw, ride your bike.

03/05/2024

My rap name is "Thick and juicy"

01/05/2024

It's 12:43 am and you sit down. What happens you may ask. You sit on your balls because the seat lid is put down.

Oh the pain!

30/04/2024

I should reopen the Tavern 🤔

30/04/2024

24/04/2024

Always become who you want to become. Don't let others get you down and work for the best

21/04/2024

Don't be afraid to ask for advice from younger people. They already have done the dumb stuff you are curious about .

18/04/2024

Posting at 2am isn't a good idea for the audience reach

17/04/2024

Need to get the band back together in 2024. If not, 2025. If not, 2026.

17/04/2024

Coming straight from the Toilet State Prison, Wilbur and Hoyman!!

Music video by Method Man, Redman performing Whateva Man. (C) 1996 The Island Def Jam Music Group