26/04/2021
100 fans for the page! Video clips of people reading “Things” will be appearing soon. Watch this space. Befriend the page. Wear a mask.
This inspiration for 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗜 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗣𝘂𝘁 𝗨𝗽 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗔𝘀𝘀... is from the anonymous meme that ripped off The Foot Book’s cover for humorous purposes and purported to be a new Dr. Seuss book. No memes were harmed in the adaptation and creation of this Official Special Script Edition. BUY YOUR COPY TODAY https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/tape-dave/things-i-will-put-up-your-ass-if-you-dont-put-on-your-f**king-mask-color-version/hardcover/product-q88kr5.html?page=1&pageSize=4 This book is definitively or for reading out loud to youngsters or those developmentally challenged adults who will not wear masks at all and not leave the house without a gun by their side and a “f**k you, babe” cutting deeply within their tiny hearts, hearts probably a few sizes too small. It is a satire, not a finely hewn one, but never-the-less, a satire. I doubt it will make anyone who is not wearing a mask because of politics wear one. The proscribed menu of items suggested to shove up the ass of those not inclined to care about their fellow humans (and I use that term very loosely here) might not be enough. Gaffers tape, might. For a minute. Have a fun read—heart and soul into it. This Official Script Version is just that, a script to read. Nary an illustration in sight -- too expensive and, really, who could illustrate the things that could go up someone's ass better than your own gross and perverted creative mind? Though if some publisher wants to pay us the big bucks, we'll definitely do whatever it is they want -- without cutting one single word, comma, expletive, or NSFW situation. Remember, say it, don't spray it.
