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21/08/2022

HOW TO IDENTIFY CHELSEA FANS ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND IN PUBLIC.
1. Always claiming to be football experts meanwhile they're football illiterates
2. They'll still argue with you when they are wrong even with your facts.
3. They'll call other clubs achievement "history" meanwhile their Champions league victory in 2021 is present tenses
4. They can never reply a comment without insults
5. 90% of their fans don't know who wore the number 8 for their club in 2015
6. 90% of their fans don't even know the difference between "Willian" and "William"
7. 90 of their fans don't know the difference between "Fan" and "Fans" e.g I'm a Chelsea Fans
8. They cause troubles in viewing centres than any other club fans
9. 90% of their discussion will always include " in the past 10 years"
10. They'll always use their club Jersey for Farm works, pit digging works, even robbery; no respect to the logo on it
11. They'll always pick their team in every of their betting slips as straight win, if match didn't go as planned, bye bye to thousands of money.
12. 90% of their Facebook fans were all born after year 2000
13. They'll always support any team that plays against Manchester United
14. 90% of their fans don't know their football club anthem
15. 90% of their fans believed football started in 2015
16. They prefer to use Messi as a tool to mock Ronaldo rather than shamefully using one of their own legends
17. 90% of them are always vicious after they lose a game, so better avoid them that period, to avoid "Had I Know"
18. When you see an Okada man "motorcyclist" shout gooooall with his 59 size trousers on top pajamas, know that he's a real Chelsea fan.
19. They've forgot so quickly that Liverpool are currently Carabao cup champions, and scientists are still searching for Kepa's Ball.
20. 90% of them prefers to use the bush to poo, rather than the modern water system toilet
21. Any player that Joins their club automatically turns to a world class player in the eyes of their fans.

21/08/2022

*Premier League Championship by numbers:*
1 Manchester United - 20
2 Liverpool - 19
3 Arsenal - 13
4 Everton - 9
5 Aston Villa - 7
6 Manchester City - 7
7 Chelsea- 6
8 Sunderland - 5
9 Sheffield Wed-5
10 Blackburn Rovers-3
11 Wolverhampton - 3
12 Huddersfield - 3
13 Leeds United - 3
14 Newcastle United - 3
15 Preston North - 2
16 Derby County - 2
17 Tottenham Hotspurs - 2
18 Portsmouth - 2

*For record purposes:*

*MOST LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS*
1. 20 - Man United
2. 19 - Liverpool
3. 13 - Arsenal

*MOST FA CUPS*
1. 14 - Arsenal
2. 12 - Man United
3. 8 - Tottenham Hotspurs

*MOST CHAMPIONS LEAGUE*
6 - Liverpool
3 - Man United
2 - Nottingham Forest
2 Chelsea

*MOST COMMUNITY SHIELDS*
1. 21 - Man United
2. 15 - Arsenal
3. 15 - Liverpool

*MOST TROPHIES OVERALL*
1. 63 - Man United
2. 62 - Liverpool
3. 43 - Arsenal

*MOST RELEGATED CLUBS*
1. 5 - Chelsea
2. 5 - Man City
3. 4 - Tottenham Hot Spurs

*30 PLAYERS WITH MOST PREMIER LEAGUE MEDAL:*
1. Ryan Giggs - Manchester United = 13
2. Paul Scholes - Manchester United = 11
3. Gary Neville - Manchester United = 8
4. Dennis Irwin - Manchester United = 7
5. Roy Keane - Manchester United = 6
6. David Beckham - Manchester United = 6
7. Nicky Butt - Manchester United = 6
8. Phil Neville - Manchester United = 6
9. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Manchester United = 6
10. Rio Ferdinand - Manchester United = 6
11. Peter Schmeichel - Manchester United = 5
12. Andrew Cole - Manchester United = 5
13. Wes Brown - Manchester United = 5
14. John O'Shea - Manchester United = 5
15. Wayne Rooney - Manchester United = 5
16. Patrick Evra - Manchester United = 5
17. Nemanja Vidic - Manchester United = 5
18. Darren Fletcher - Manchester United = 5
19. Michael Carrick - Manchester United = 5
20. John Terry - Chelsea = 5
21. Brian McClair - Manchester United = 4
22. Eric Cantona - Manchester United = 4
23. Gary Pallister - Manchester United = 4
24. Michael Silvestre - Manchester United = 4
25. Edwin Van Der Sar - Manchester United = 4
26. Park Ji-Sung - Manchester United = 4
27. Anderson - Manchester United = 4
28. Luis Nani - Manchester United = 4
29. Tomas Kuschak - Manchester United = 4
30. Didier Drogba - Chelsea = 4

*Is this English Premier League or Manchester United League?*

*They will tell you it's HISTORY, as if any club can thrive and be relevant without their history...* 🥳😎

🔮

09/08/2022

🇪🇸 Xavi: "In the last 15-20 years, the best central midfielder that I have seen - the most complete - is Scholes"

🇫🇷 Zidane: "I never tire of watching him play. One of my regrets is that the opportunity to play alongside him never presented itself during my career"

🇵🇹 Ronaldo: "Scholes is the best I've played with"

🇦🇷 Messi: "At La Masia, his name was mentioned a lot. He's a teacher"

🇫🇷 Henry: "We were always, always, always scared of what Paul Scholes could do"

🇵🇹 Figo: "I’m star-struck when I see Paul Scholes"

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01/07/2022

Anigilaje In A Nutshell: The Man, His Immortality Ring and Mr. Death.

Ayinla "Ọmọ-Onídàkòmàna" Anigilaje Omowura Ibn Yusuf, a.k.a Egunmogaji, a.k.a Alhaji Costly, was from a special breed of traditional musicians. One can't succinctly categorize what it was about him that endeared him to his fans. Worse still were his unilateral ways- a damn non-conformist, rancorous and a heady personality who like Fela Anikulapo-Kuti recreationally indulged in Indian-Hemp, and mostly did things his own way. Eyewitness account related how he paraded himself around Abeokuta, with blood dripping from a nasty head wound- a fatal 'parting' gift from one Baiyewu, a friend-turned-foe, and a former band member on that fateful day of his death in 1980. Common-sense, to seek first-aid in order to self-preserve was entirely overruled-to willingly give room for monumental Ignorance coupled with a pervasive sense of Narcissism, thus resulting in a possibly avoidable fatality. The mercurial Star had wasted vital time needed to seek medical help, while busy making what amounted to an ill-advised streets spectacle of a life-threatening situation. He predictably died that evening from a massive blood loss- secondary to a probable Traumatic Brain Injury. He foolishly did everything- including laying his own final bed- his own way!

Opinions about certain unconventional lifestyles; especially for highly temperamental, but talented folks like the late Omowura are usually relegated to the background during public discussion. And If those blight spots were ever brought up for public laundry, they are hurriedly "washed-up" in the dry river of "hush-hush", and rinsed out in the meager drops of the discussants spittles. The convenience of fans and followers to speak without pausing of their Star's glorious moments is generally understandable- as going against that could be seen as a betrayal of some kind of "esprit de corps".

Super-fans somehow take it upon themselves to jealously protect the legend- truths or fallacies that makeup the charismatic essences of their favored stars. As it were for Bob Marley, Freddie Mercury, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti and many others, so it was for Ayinla Anigilaje Omowura Ibn Yusuf. A particularly incredible legend, built around the late Star was that- it was a magical Juju-ring originally made for his spiritual fortification, that stood as the major culprit of his death, rather than the heavy blow to his weak cranium. The "ring", it was said "must NEVER be stained in human blood". A code of conduct entirely broken by the man- instinctively at the shock of a quick sting to the head, followed with an innocent reflexive/ reactive action which was to touch the point of impact- and the blood code was broken! His doom was sealed!

He boldly "snatched" the golden days of the Apala genre from the various middle aged men who played it before him, as if those ones were lackadaisically serenading geriatric residents at the "Old People's Home". Besides his major sidekick- his Talking Drummer, Adewole Alao-Oniluola, who being the main act controlling the direction of the sound anyway he wanted, his lamellaphonist or the Ogidigbo player, whose sound served as a wired thumb-xylophone and the Sekere player- whose enthusiastic "swishes" complimented the rest of the sound. Anigilaje himself came out with a style that was no easy match for copycats. He had the best hook-lines in the genre, probably in all of Yoruba music. His Ijala chants, imbued in heavy incantations rendered multiples times within a track, and delivered mostly in the heavily Egba-inflected Yoruba weren't just s*xy, they were as addictive at first play and after-play! Funny as well how a missing tooth in his bottom front row could have caused a slight speech impediment. The rush of errant air into his mouth during the preoccupation of vocalization could be a singular reason the "S" factor easily became the "Sh" factor in the wordings of Anigilaje. His "wall of sound" recording techniques equally gave his sound the "lush" totally absent in other recordings from the same genre.

In his relatively short professional life; he, it was of all the players that: made the Apala genre the most interesting. His album launch dates were like inspired carnivals in the thickest of his fan bases- at the various motor-garages, at the abattoirs, and amongst the core of the bustling artisans in the Southwest of the nation.

His acerbic musical wit, especially targeted at certain members of the opposite s*x- those he considered to be running in the exclusive race- against the men folks; those attempting to augment their outlooks by applying skin-lightening lotions or "bleaching" creams or; those running seedy joints or illegal speakeasies in the inner cities were all given "good" tongue lashings on his many records, (interestingly enough a significant number of the female population counted as rabid fans). Omowura, essentially fed the demons living rent-free in the souls of the many "Red-necked" Patriarchs in a largely patriarchal society. His musical rivals too were never spared his highly "venomous" lyrics. Definitely Alhaji Fatai Olowonyo, for one I am certain wouldn't forget him in a hurry! Their well-catalogued beef records are still as potent now, as the day they were originally made. Anigilaje, a man who wasn't well known for his erudite delivery- also delivered "current affairs" of the time better than some TV or News anchors. Some of his songs- even now reminds constantly of historical moments from our immediate past.

Quite funny if he wanted to. Poetic always. His use of Yoruba imagery, idioms, and personifications and other figures of speech in his lyrics was unarguably unparalleled in all of the traditional genres. Hear him ridiculously described "Mr. Death" in a dirge to one of his patrons, Chief Amodemaja, The late Seriki Of Egbaland in one of his records:

"...Iku Oponu Olodi abara dudu ho-ho! Ko n'iwa kan l'ara ju ko m'aa ju won l'ogo kiri. Gbogbo oju pon koko, gbogbo ara re n'deru b'aniyan!"

"...the imbecilic Death, with a darkly, grotesque mass. He has no single good in him, but to be clubbing folks to death all wantonly. Eyes blazing red, his personality is nothing endearing but fearsome!"

That's Anigilaje in a nutshell. Wonder when it would be that Nollywood would engage Pa Adewole Alao-Oniluola, his longtime buddy and perhaps his longest-surviving musical partner to tell a full-length story of the man while he's still living, for an onward production of a biopic? An interesting figure alive as he is now in death. He's as interesting as Odolaye Aremu- the Original, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Howling Wolf, Fela, and many others. The irony of his juju fortification- it was said, "was to secure immortality". Quite instructive to note that the "Deathly Ring" perhaps wasn't procured for free...but the dude ultimately wasted his time and money, for the "immortality" he sought while alive, he ironically got freely in his ill-fated death.

Thanks to Sunny Olurotimi Oduntan for his many wonderful insights into the life and times of this charismatic enigma.

01/07/2022

AJALA TRAVEL: NIGERIAN GLOBETROTTER WHO SAW THE WORLD BUT DIED AT HOME

Olabisi Ajala reputedly toured 87 countries on a scooter, meeting political leaders and celebrities until he returned home to die lonely and poor at 65

Even if conventional history ignores Olabisi Ajala, the phrase “Ajala the traveller”, a nickname in Southwest Nigeria for the footloose and the adventurous, means he would never be forgotten.

In fact, the legendary Juju musician, Ebenezer Obey, in his 1972 hit album, “Board Members,” contributed to etching his name in Yoruba folklore when he sang memorable lines about his adventures:

“Ajala travelled all over the world (2ce). Ajala travelled (2ce), Ajala travelled all over the world.”

Such was the life lived by Moshood Adisa Olabisi Ajala, aka Ọlábísí Àjàlá, who toured about 87 countries on a motorcycle in the 195os.

By every inch of it, his adventure had all the trappings of glitz, showing off not just himself but also his culture as an African.

In every country he visited, he donned his agbada – the Yoruba flowing gown – and a cap, a combination described as “elaborately flowered robes with a felt-like head-dresses to match.”

Flawed he was, as is everyone. Heroes, as the great columnist Sam Omatseye once wrote, do not come in neat packages. Neither are villains complete disasters.

If Mungo Park toured the African coast to “discover” the River Niger and Ferdinand Magellan circumnavigated to prove the earth was spherical, Ajala explored the world to exhibit the African culture and the can-do élan of Nigerians.

Ajala is therefore to Africa what Christopher Columbus, Vasco da Gama, Ferdinand Magellan, James Cook, and Marco Polo are to Europe, and Ibn Battuta al-Tanji and Zheng He to Asia.

His motorcycle was his compass which he used to cross borders and challenge the brutality of racial intolerance.

He was popular for his encounter with authorities and brushes with the law. If not for petty crimes like being caught with a counterfeit cheque, then it was in fights over a woman.

Reputedly possessing a ferocious libido, his escapades produced for him offspring scattered all over, literally becoming a father in many nations.

A Chicago nurse named Myrtle Bassett had his first son, Oladipupo (also called Andre), whose paternity he initially denied despite a court ruling saying otherwise.

He would marry an American model, Hermine Aileen, who divorced him on the charges of philandering and adultery, an allegation he said he “cannot contest.”

He went on to marry a 19-year-old white London radio-TV actress, Joan Simmons. His Australian wife, Wajuan, had for him: Femi, Dante, Lisa and Sydney. There was Toyin Ajala in England, with whom he had Taiwo and Kehinde. In Nigeria, it was Sherifat, among others.

Ajala was born in Ghana to Nigerian Muslim parents in 1934 – the twenty-fifth of his father’s 30 children from four wives. He attended Baptist Academy in Lagos and Ibadan Boys’ High School in Ibadan.

Leaving Nigeria, Aged 18, he travelled to the United States to study pre-medicine at the University of Chicago, becoming the first black student in the Delta Upsilon Pi ‘fratority’, a co-educational Greek-letter organisation.

He wanted to study medicine so that he could “wage war on voodoo and other superstitions” when he returned to Africa.

“The world should send doctors to Africa, and missionaries to Chicago. The gangsters here need to convert much more than we do,” he wrote in his travelogue.

He would never fulfil that career dream as he abandoned the stethoscope for a life on the road. He would later move to Roosevelt University (then called Roosevelt College) to study Psychology.

At 22, fame came to the charismatic icon on June 12, 1952, when he decided to embark on a trip from Chicago to Los Angeles, covering about 2,280 miles all on a bicycle. He was received by Los Angeles city mayor, Fletcher Bowron.

With the tour, during which he stopped to deliver lectures at 11 major cities, he sought to educate the American people that “we (Nigerians and Africans) do not go about nakedly in loincloths.”

Meanwhile, as a result of a number of run-ins with the American immigration for petty offences and because he abandoned his schoolwork, he was sentenced to a one-year suspended jail term and was later ordered to be deported to Nigeria.

He protested the deportation order by climbing up an 80-foot radio tower and threatening to jump off it if the order was not rescinded. Ignoring pleas from the authorities, he later jumped down from about 15 feet and sprained his back. He was, nonetheless deported, but to London instead.

While in London, on April 27, 1957, the adventurer began his globetrotting for six years, visiting what is believed to be 87 countries on a Scooter Vespa motorcycle.

He detailed his tour in his autobiography, An African Abroad, which is currently out of print. The 255-page travelogue was published by London-based Jarrolds in 1963.

In it, he detailed his “sojourn in India,” his “visits to the Soviet Union” and the “Afro-Asian students (he met) in Russia.” Chapters were also devoted to his moments with the Shah of Iran as well as a cruise of the Arab world, wherein he visited “an Arab brothel” before a “suicidal entry into Israel’s Jerusalem.”

From Israel, he travelled to Lebanon, before making a stop at Egypt where he had a conversation with Gamal Abdel Nasser, the Egyptian general who led the Egyptian Revolution of 1952 that ended the United Kingdom’s occupation of Egypt. Ajala later travelled to Australia.

Radical in his approach and not an easy person to accept no for an answer, he recalled his encounter with Gamal Abdel Nasser:

“Every day at 6 a.m. for the next two weeks, I was waiting directly in front of his presidential palace, hoping he would come out. On the 13th day of my hitherto unpromising efforts, around 5 p.m. President Naseer emerged from the interior of his residence heading for his car.”

The autobiography of Ajala titled “An African Abroad” currently out of print
The autobiography of Ajala titled “An African Abroad” currently out of print
Ajala got his man by screaming as loudly as he could and was heartily welcomed by the president.

From the road to the box office
Apart from the several television appearances in African traditional attire he had, Ajala’s exploits paved the way for him to the world of movies.

He featured in White Witch Doctor, produced by the 20th Century Fox movie studio, during which shooting he was paid $300 per week.

By 1955, he signed a movie contract with the Eagle Lion’s studio of Hollywood, making movies with European and African backgrounds.

He also played the role of “Ola,” a companion of “Loni,” a famous African hunter, played by Roberts Mitshun.

Privilege to penury
Upon returning to Nigeria, Ajala became a socialite and hung out with celebrities and entertainers like the late Sikiru Ayinde Barrister. Both men soon fell out and filed litigation against each other.

Ajala would later withdraw his suit. By that time, a life of pomp and ceremony had become a luxury as his influence, popularity and fame dwindled.

He had no savings for the rainy days and his later years and had no house he could call his own.

He lived in a dingy rented apartment in a two-storey building on Adeniran Street, Bariga, Lagos. Nothing in the house suggested a man who breathed prosperity lived there.

“Ajala’s sitting room was devoid of carpet, had a table of about five locally made iron chairs in a corner which also served as a dining table, an old black and white television set, seats uncomfortably in an ill-constructed shelf, the cushion on the sofa hurts the buttocks as it has become flat, the curtains on the window of the two bedroom flat, showed sign of old age, it is indeed a story of penury,” an observer once wrote.

As he battled penury, stroke struck.

It became double trouble for the larger-than-life Ajala as he had no money to take care of himself.

He died of paralysis from stroke in Lagos on February 2, 1999, aged 65.

Olabisi Ajala had the world in his pocket but died a lonely man with nothing in his pocket.

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ADVICE TO MY FELLOW MEN ABOUT
THEIR PREGNANT WIVES...
I am a man,but today I want us to discuss
about PREGNANCY.
Do you know that certain things you do when your wife is pregnant actually contributes to state of health of the mother and unborn child?
Listen, it bothers me a lot when I see men showing no concern to their pregnant wife or fail to adjust to some temporary changes!!!
It's just 9 months, not like it's forever. Pregnancy is not bought in the market, neither is it a software downloaded from the internet. It's a seed planted by us men and is germinating. There has to be a carrier of that seed while it grows, and women have been given the responsibility to carry it.

Pregnancy is preparation to welcome
a new member into the family.
Pregnancy is a
journey fun filled, amazing etc.

Women differ in body changes. Although Pregnancy makes women do certain things in common.
■Once in a while she would nag
■Once in a while she would request for things unimaginable e.g she wants to eat okro and bread
■Once in a while she would get so lazy to make you your meals
■Once in a while she would want to stretch her legs on your laps. Please pardon her... carrying the baby ain't easy.
Her needs may be unsatisfiable at times.
The first Tri_mester of the journey can be so annoying. Like I say women differ from each other during pregnancy.
●While most women are busy vomiting.
●Most of them sleep like water leaf, they sleep off anywhere with the slightest chance even in the kitchen.
●While most women have fever.
●Most women be looking cranky and dry like Dustin powder.
●While most women add up weight.
●Most women appear like burnt offerings.
●Some even go round with White handkerchief spitting in it. ALL THESE ARE STILL OUR WORK.....
Please tolerate this, it's beautiful afterwards.
Her attitude becomes annoying, most times you cant stand her. But I get annoyed when I see men like me neglect their pregnant wife. She's not an abomination, neither is she a curse. I must say, it's not an easy journey for all.
The last Tri_mester is when we need to be extra patient, loving, enduring and understanding.
NOTE...
1) Always observe your wife's feet while pregnant, it swells often. Please give her a basin of water to soak her leg once in a while, it's one of the best treat women enjoy during pregnancy.
2) Ask her regularly how she feels and how the baby is. She's the carrier so she feels him/her move.
3) Tell her how beautiful she looks during pregnancy e.g " Honey see as the pregnancy make you fine, I will be impregnating you every month ooo" or even "is it my child that makes you fresh like this pass normal" Even if she has grown bigger in size cause of the pregnancy, celebrate her.
4) Don't be upset if she ever wakes you up by 2am to help massage her feet. We need to feel little of her discomfort and pain. She shouldn't carry it alone, it's our baby,we need to carry it together. (I don't mean physical carriage though).
5) No rule book stopped s*x during pregnancy, in short it's the best sef.... do it. It's not like the va**na stopped working during pregnancy. o boy continue the work that brings the pregnancy.
6) Don't be ashamed to take her out. Take her out once in a while to those lovie dovie places you used to go together. ...
Most times I wonder what crosses the heart of men when they see their pregnant wives. Carrying a child for 9 months isn't easy.
I urge all men to get closer to their spouses during pregnancy because that's one of the times she needs you most.

A big shout out to all men who fully stand
by their wives during pregnancy.
God bless you all. women after delivery ask forgiveness from your husband for been with you at the time of need because is not easy .

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Anigilaje In A Nutshell: The Man, His Immortality Ring and Mr. Death.

Ayinla "Ọmọ-Onídàkòmàna" Anigilaje Omowura Ibn Yusuf, a.k.a Egunmogaji, a.k.a Alhaji Costly, was from a special breed of traditional musicians. One can't succinctly categorize what it was about him that endeared him to his fans. Worse still were his unilateral ways- a damn non-conformist, rancorous and a heady personality who like Fela Anikulapo-Kuti recreationally indulged in Indian-Hemp, and mostly did things his own way. Eyewitness account related how he paraded himself around Abeokuta, with blood dripping from a nasty head wound- a fatal 'parting' gift from one Baiyewu, a friend-turned-foe, and a former band member on that fateful day of his death in 1980. Common-sense, to seek first-aid in order to self-preserve was entirely overruled-to willingly give room for monumental Ignorance coupled with a pervasive sense of Narcissism, thus resulting in a possibly avoidable fatality. The mercurial Star had wasted vital time needed to seek medical help, while busy making what amounted to an ill-advised streets spectacle of a life-threatening situation. He predictably died that evening from a massive blood loss- secondary to a probable Traumatic Brain Injury. He foolishly did everything- including laying his own final bed- his own way!

Opinions about certain unconventional lifestyles; especially for highly temperamental, but talented folks like the late Omowura are usually relegated to the background during public discussion. And If those blight spots were ever brought up for public laundry, they are hurriedly "washed-up" in the dry river of "hush-hush", and rinsed out in the meager drops of the discussants spittles. The convenience of fans and followers to speak without pausing of their Star's glorious moments is generally understandable- as going against that could be seen as a betrayal of some kind of "esprit de corps".

Super-fans somehow take it upon themselves to jealously protect the legend- truths or fallacies that makeup the charismatic essences of their favored stars. As it were for Bob Marley, Freddie Mercury, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti and many others, so it was for Ayinla Anigilaje Omowura Ibn Yusuf. A particularly incredible legend, built around the late Star was that- it was a magical Juju-ring originally made for his spiritual fortification, that stood as the major culprit of his death, rather than the heavy blow to his weak cranium. The "ring", it was said "must NEVER be stained in human blood". A code of conduct entirely broken by the man- instinctively at the shock of a quick sting to the head, followed with an innocent reflexive/ reactive action which was to touch the point of impact- and the blood code was broken! His doom was sealed!

He boldly "snatched" the golden days of the Apala genre from the various middle aged men who played it before him, as if those ones were lackadaisically serenading geriatric residents at the "Old People's Home". Besides his major sidekick- his Talking Drummer, Adewole Alao-Oniluola, who being the main act controlling the direction of the sound anyway he wanted, his lamellaphonist or the Ogidigbo player, whose sound served as a wired thumb-xylophone and the Sekere player- whose enthusiastic "swishes" complimented the rest of the sound. Anigilaje himself came out with a style that was no easy match for copycats. He had the best hook-lines in the genre, probably in all of Yoruba music. His Ijala chants, imbued in heavy incantations rendered multiples times within a track, and delivered mostly in the heavily Egba-inflected Yoruba weren't just s*xy, they were as addictive at first play and after-play! Funny as well how a missing tooth in his bottom front row could have caused a slight speech impediment. The rush of errant air into his mouth during the preoccupation of vocalization could be a singular reason the "S" factor easily became the "Sh" factor in the wordings of Anigilaje. His "wall of sound" recording techniques equally gave his sound the "lush" totally absent in other recordings from the same genre.

In his relatively short professional life; he, it was of all the players that: made the Apala genre the most interesting. His album launch dates were like inspired carnivals in the thickest of his fan bases- at the various motor-garages, at the abattoirs, and amongst the core of the bustling artisans in the Southwest of the nation.

His acerbic musical wit, especially targeted at certain members of the opposite s*x- those he considered to be running in the exclusive race- against the men folks; those attempting to augment their outlooks by applying skin-lightening lotions or "bleaching" creams or; those running seedy joints or illegal speakeasies in the inner cities were all given "good" tongue lashings on his many records, (interestingly enough a significant number of the female population counted as rabid fans). Omowura, essentially fed the demons living rent-free in the souls of the many "Red-necked" Patriarchs in a largely patriarchal society. His musical rivals too were never spared his highly "venomous" lyrics. Definitely Alhaji Fatai Olowonyo, for one I am certain wouldn't forget him in a hurry! Their well-catalogued beef records are still as potent now, as the day they were originally made. Anigilaje, a man who wasn't well known for his erudite delivery- also delivered "current affairs" of the time better than some TV or News anchors. Some of his songs- even now reminds constantly of historical moments from our immediate past.

Quite funny if he wanted to. Poetic always. His use of Yoruba imagery, idioms, and personifications and other figures of speech in his lyrics was unarguably unparalleled in all of the traditional genres. Hear him ridiculously described "Mr. Death" in a dirge to one of his patrons, Chief Amodemaja, The late Seriki Of Egbaland in one of his records:

"...Iku Oponu Olodi abara dudu ho-ho! Ko n'iwa kan l'ara ju ko m'aa ju won l'ogo kiri. Gbogbo oju pon koko, gbogbo ara re n'deru b'aniyan!"

"...the imbecilic Death, with a darkly, grotesque mass. He has no single good in him, but to be clubbing folks to death all wantonly. Eyes blazing red, his personality is nothing endearing but fearsome!"

That's Anigilaje in a nutshell. Wonder when it would be that Nollywood would engage Pa Adewole Alao-Oniluola, his longtime buddy and perhaps his longest-surviving musical partner to tell a full-length story of the man while he's still living, for an onward production of a biopic? An interesting figure alive as he is now in death. He's as interesting as Odolaye Aremu- the Original, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Howling Wolf, Fela, and many others. The irony of his juju fortification- it was said, "was to secure immortality". Quite instructive to note that the "Deathly Ring" perhaps wasn't procured for free...but the dude ultimately wasted his time and money, for the "immortality" he sought while alive, he ironically got freely in his ill-fated death.

Written by Odolaye Baa Waki Aremu

Picture of Alhaji Ayinla Anigilaje Omowura courtesy of freedomspear.blogspot.com

Thanks to Sunny Olurotimi Oduntan for his many wonderful insights into the life and times of this charismatic enigma.

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