Horizon's Point - Allegedly a D&D Podcast

27/10/2023

Started from the bottom, now we here. At an even bottomier bottom.
Utterly incredibly fanart by .
Team TBD is back, baybeeee! Check out our latest episode for the return to the main campaign, and come spend some time with us every other Wednesday.

10/04/2023

Just another typical morning in Horizon’s Point.
Art by the phenomenally talented

07/02/2023

Citizens! We heard rumors that vicious propaganda slandering our glorious Servitor and fair city will be released tomorrow, February 8th! Just a reminder that the Universe does not look kindly on liars, slanderers, and defectors!
And neither do we.
So here are some stories of our own to remind you who the winning side really is! Sponsored by Austerity Suites Sleep-Accessible Conference Rooms.
Pics by . Join us for The Defectors miniseries, starting February 8th.

05/02/2023

and had trouble deciding on a new teaser image that really encompassed the whole of The Defectors miniseries. Here are some of the best and objectively most correct.
Join us for some trauma bonding with the god squad before they were… well, that. The Defectors starts February 8th, wherever you get your podcasts.

21/09/2022

Team TBD finally gets a relaxing beach episode! Surely they won't spend the whole thing FEELING stuff and unearthing trauma. That would be totally off brand.
DjinnyJane is everything everywhere all at once. Aoife has two hands and two conversations. Orion delves into his poetic side. Braith reunites with The Ambassador.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.

20/07/2022

Arc 1 comes to its thrilling conclusion! Team TBD gathers their bespoke NPCs, christens their newly minted cannon, and hefts their emotional baggage once more for a trip Below - hopefully to put an end to the Onceler's reign of card-based terror, and to Find the Lost Girl, once and for all.
Djinny does the electric slide. Aoife casts cronch. Orion learns the hard way that memories can hurt. Braith gets a hug from an old friend.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.

29/06/2022

Despite lack of sleep and growing unrest, Team TBD pushes gamely onward to completing the God Cannon and (allegedly? hopefully?) making the Lost Girl whole again in their crunchiest, most D&D-ass-D&D episode to date.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.

https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-30-a-tight-cannon-pt-2

15/06/2022

After a good night's sleep (allegedly...), letting a lore dump and new-old memories sink into their brain meats, Team TBD reconvenes to start working on one of Orion's magnum opuses - The God/Convergence Cannon. But like at any good sleep over, cuddle puddles, heartfelt talks, and staying up late reading cursed books ensue - anyone for Truth or Dare?
Djinny makes good on another post-trauma and severe blood loss date. Aoife tries valiantly to keep the gang on task. Orion takes a step towards being a mimic snack. Braith battles nostalgia (and a creepy book).
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.

https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-29-a-loose-cannon-pt-1

01/06/2022

More full of questions than bloods, Team TBD hunkers down with the God Squad to take a massive lore dump (why are you booing me?? I'm right!). Braith, Gideon, and Djinny finally get the chance to take on their old memories, but will they manage to survive their greatest challenge yet; drinking liquids?
Djinny plays the cup game and adds more names to their "To Stab" list. Aoife puts her Gizmo-pilling expertise to good use. Orion finally learns more about his past. Braith gets brave, and learns that sometimes it takes a village.
Happy Pride, Citizens! Come yell at us about it on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr ...allegedly.

https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-28-star-crossed-chuggers

19/05/2022

On this day, one year ago, we posted Session 0 and Episode 1. Honestly, we kind of assumed we’d be the only ones listening. But it turns out that some other folks seem to like this show too, and that’s pretty rad.
Team TBD has come a long way from then, and so have the minds behind them. Some of us still don’t know how to actually play D&D and still have no plans to learn, but hey, we’re enjoying the story we’re telling, and we’re having fun. And that honestly is the most important thing - having fun at the table you play at.
So thank you to everyone for one fabulous year! Thank you for sticking with us through old lady zombies and eldritch peacocks, through tater tots and Jell-O shots, through awkward flirting and arguments with the universe’s okayest gods (“gods”). And we hope you’ll stay tuned as the team turns their full attention towards what to do about The Mallory Problem.
Lots of love from , , , .l.pugh10, and Instagramless Adam. It’s been quite a journey so far, and we’re excited to see what happens next. We hope you are, too.
Art by tumblr user transformersweatpants. Check him out on tumblr for info on commissions and Patreon!

18/05/2022

You heard it here first, folks! Or… okay, technically, you heard it on our Twitter first. But wherever you got this breaking news, the facts remain the same: the Monarch of Music, the President of Performance, our very own beautiful, blue, brain-jelly-chugging bard is offering up some pretty sweet bonus content!
Be sure to rate and review us (and contact us on the socials to identify yourself as a reviewer if you do), and stay tuned for a very exclusive look into the private life of Djinny: the closest thing this hyper-isolated mountain city has to a celebrity!

18/05/2022

A bloodied and disheveled (but alive, thanks to Cadie and Aoife) Team TBD continues their journey back to report back to the GodSquad at the library, despite having finally discovered exactly what lies beyond the fog. But odds are good that this might not be the only worldview-shattering realization in store for them today.
Djinny still can't believe they picked the wrong bottle and makes plans to make it right. Aoife and Orion snoop in shelves and question themselves. Brenna defuses a situation, for once.
This week marks our one year anniversary of pretending we know how to play D&D and recording it for the internet! Join us on your favorite and/or most cursed social media for some extra anniversary fun on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.

05/05/2022

The unintended side task of every DM: to create and heal continually weirder, Matryoshka-esque traumas.
Tell us about the wrongs your DM has committed against you! Or show us your memes! Whichever!
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04/05/2022

Team TBD (and Team NPC) finally discovers what exists beyond the fog. But the bigger problem might be what's still lurking IN the fog...
Everybody tries really hard to keep all their bloods on the inside, with mixed success.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.


https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-26-ice-ice-mommy

20/04/2022

In the finale of this two part episode, Team TBD puts Gideon's alleged godhood to the test. But will they learn more than they bargained for?
Djinny does a little convincing. Aoife ponders a move. Orion deals with Frank. Braith gets a free knife.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.
https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-25-what-the-ocean-can-know-of-a-body-pt-2

11/04/2022

The minds behind Team TBD treated themselves to a rare, in-person session and also formed a boy band. What would you name this album?
Assuming we didn’t render the audio unusable with all of our excited screeching, stay tuned for a nonsense oneshot run by our very own ! Allegedly!

06/04/2022

In the first half of this two part episode, Team TBD cleans up in the wake of lightning striking the Duck, makes tentative plans re: The Lost Girl, and once again yells at a god until they get information that may send them all careening towards Finally Figuring Some Stuff Out.
Djinny punches a god. Aoife sets worried minds at ease. Orion makes a cannon canon. Braith wants to remember.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.


https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-24-what-the-ocean-can-know-of-a-body-pt-1

23/03/2022

CITIZENS! Welcome to episode 23, in which the team strays so far from the rails, it’s as if they never existed!
With Orion declared the winner of the Peacock Fight, the Palifox Gala heads towards the grand finale - while Team TBD does everything in their power to make it (and all of the DM's carefully laid plans) go fully and irrevocably off the rails. (On brand)
Djinn-thwaite tries to get a word in with Gideon. Aoife bags some gold and does her a scold. Orion's victory is short lived. Braith and Cadie find more in the wine cellar than they bargained for.
Stay tuned for a sneak preview of "Once Upon a Monster of the Week", an awesomely ambitious actual play/improv/audio drama from our friends over at Haunted Griffin Entertainment (found wherever Podcasts done be got)!
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.


https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-23-its-my-party-and-ill-cry-if-i-want-to

09/03/2022

CITIZENS! It's time for the fight of the century! Only the greatest suitor will triumph in Choadedown Throwdown 2022, best Birdifer Kingsington (Third of his Line, first of his Name) without harming a feather on his demonic head, and win an extra special cutscene to woo the quite eligible (albeit not quite willing) Lady Braithwaite.
Djinny becomes the belle of the ball. Aoife does some tub-thumpin'. Orion fights some choades. Braith makes a new promise to an old friend.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr... allegedly.

24/02/2022

CITIZENS! Join us for episode 21, where if we ever had rails to begin with, they’ve been run over and sold for scrap.

Still making sense of an (un)expected reveal, and with growing concerns about Arcadia, Team TBD is ushered onward to dinner at the Palifox Gala.
Djinny wants to shatter expectations. Aoife rubs elbows and powders her nose. Orion stinks up the joint. Brenna proposes an unconventional party game.


https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-21-the-games-we-play

Still making sense of an (un)expected reveal, and with growing concerns about Arcadia, Team TBD is ushered onward to dinner at the Palifox Gala. . . Djinny wants to shatter expectations. Aoife rubs elbows and powders her nose. Orion stinks up the joint. The Dark Passenger proposes an unconventional....

15/02/2022

Welcome to the first in a sporadic series of portraits featuring the banes and boons of Team TBD: the NPCs of Horizon’s Point!
First up, we have Mary Constance Gold - captain steal yo gi- uh, captain of the guard, protector of the city, dispenser of sarcasm. Good intentions and even better biceps. So what if her attention is a little divided nowadays between all the strange happenings across the Point and a certain blonde tavern owner?
“You’ll be awake, you’ll be alert / you’ll be positive though it hurts / and you’ll laugh and embrace all your friends / you’ll be a real good listener / you’ll be honest, you’ll be brave / you’ll be handsome, you’ll be beautiful / you’ll be happy.”
Created with Portrait Workshop.

09/02/2022

CITIZENS! Welcome to episode 20, where the party goes… well, you’ll see.
Dressed to the nines, Team TBD makes their way to the Palifox estate for the party of the century. Who will win the hand of Lady Braithwaite? Who the heck IS Lady Braithwaite?
Djinny gets cocky. Aoife dances with the devil. Orion wines, dines, and opines. Kai goes into the closet.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr.


https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-20-shake-thine-tailfeather

Dressed to the nines, Team TBD makes their way to the Palifox estate for the party of the century. Who will win the hand of Lady Braithwaite? Who the heck IS Lady Braithwaite? . . Djinny gets cocky. Aoife dances with the devil. Orion wines, dines, and opines. Kai goes into the closet. . . . Join the...

26/01/2022

Welcome to episode 19, citizens!

Team TBD (working title: Team Petty and the Heartbreakers?) might finally get the shopping montage of their dreams - but only after petty shenanigans, a good night's rest, and a healthy dose of bickering. Can they learn to work together for their greatest challenge of all - choosing outfits for a "marry my daughter" party?
Djinny folds. Aoife gets thirsty for knowledge. Orion drops his hot take on skinny ties. Kai finds something that suits her.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr.


https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-19-its-called-fashun-sweaty

Team TBD (working title: Team Petty and the Heartbreakers?) might finally get the shopping montage of their dreams - but only after petty shenanigans, a good night's rest, and a healthy dose of bickering. Can they learn to work together for their greatest challenge of all - choosing outfits for a "m...

14/01/2022

CITIZENS! Join us for Episode 18 where, as usual, Team TBD accomplishes everything they intended to accomplish without emotionally or physically harming anyone!

Having made a tentative alliance with the God Squad (Dei-team?), Team TBD is finally going to a party! Right after they check out the suspicious figures that just disappeared down that alley. It's probably nothing.
Djinny makes a new friend by force. Aoife makes an old acquaintance. Orion bolts and does a cuss. Kai's dark passenger earns her title.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find Team TBD on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr.


https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-18-the-good-the-bad-and-the-alley

Having made a tentative alliance with the God Squad (Dei-team?), Team TBD is finally going to a party! Right after they check out the suspicious figures that just disappeared down that alley. It's probably nothing. . . . Djinny makes a new friend by force. Aoife makes an old acquaintance. Orion bolt...

30/12/2021

CITIZENS!! It’s time for Episode 17!

Team TBD comes together to get some real answers (allegedly) from an unlikely trio, including the truth about what lies behind the wall.
Djinny makes headway with Red. Aoife asks a few explosive questions. Orion asks a lot of other questions. Kai tip toes ever closer to a crisis of faith.
Join the shenanigans on social media! Find the gang on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook - and now tumblr, if you dare.

https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-17-the-god-squad

Team TBD comes together to get some real answers (allegedly) from an unlikely trio, including the truth about what lies behind the wall. . . . Djinny makes headway with Red. Aoife asks a few explosive questions. Orion asks a lot of other questions. Kai tip toes ever closer to a crisis of faith. . .....

17/12/2021

CITIZENS! Join us for the newest bout of nonsense from Team TBD as they instantly go entirely off the rails in Episode 16!

Team TBD is buzzing to find out the answer to the greatest mystery of all - who will Kai take as her plus one to the fancy party? But will they find out, or will a series of unexpected rolls and jokes that turn into wild coincidence see them delving into mysteries they super weren't expecting to find out about today?

Djinny drops in on a meeting. Aoife goes deep into the archives. Orion discovers why his coffee tastes like metal. Kai is dealt a second look.

Join the shenanigans on social media! on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook - and right now, join Djinny over on Twitter for "The 12 Days of Djinnmas", where our favorite blue bard drops a hot holiday music rec every day.



https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-16-false-facades

Team TBD is buzzing to find out the answer to the greatest mystery of all - who will Kai take as her plus one to the fancy party? But will they find out, or will a series of unexpected rolls and jokes that turn into wild coincidence see them delving into mysteries they super weren't expecting to fin...

20/11/2021

It don’t always be like that. But sometimes, it Team T-Be-D like that. What’s your favorite method of ruining your DM’s plans?

Meme by Paige (Official Voice Actor for Kai Merra / Editor Extraordinaire)

17/11/2021

CITIZENS! Join us for the thrilling conclusion to That Bu****it Djinny Pulled Last Episode! Team TBD delves further into the secrets of the Doctor's cabin (like the blood. Did we mention the blood? Just. So much blood), and learn the consequences of Djinny's memory-flavored jello shot. At least the Fog is apparently a fantasy gashapon, so we have that going for us!
Djinny maybe dies? (No spoilers.) Aoife scolds the fog, and apologizes to a friend. Orion does the unforgivable. Kai reflects.
Join the shenanigans on social media! on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook - and don't forget to tweet your burning, irrelevant questions to Djinny using .

https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-14-if-memory-serves

Team TBD delves further into the secrets of the Doctor's cabin (like the blood. Did we mention the blood? Just. So much blood), and learn the consequences of Djinny's memory-flavored jello shot. At least the Fog is apparently a fantasy gashapon, so we have that going for us! . . . Djinny maybe dies?...

04/11/2021

CITIZENS! Episode 13 is live and available wherever fine podcasts are consumed!

Fresh and well-rested from a night of unpacking trauma and uncovering major plot twists, Team TBD plans to help Aoife find her weird rock - but what if the real weird rock was the friend they helped and the multiple counts of B&E they committed along the way?

Orion wears his sunglasses at night. Aoife fills in the gap. Djinny takes another shot. Kai does some light reading.

Join the shenanigans on social media! on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook - and don't forget to tweet your burning, irrelevant questions to Djinny using .

https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/ep-13-the-paperweight-of-the-world

Fresh and well-rested from a night of unpacking trauma and uncovering major plot twists, Team TBD plans to help Aoife find her weird rock - but what if the real weird rock was the friend they helped and the multiple counts of B&E they committed along the way? . . Orion wears his sunglasses at night....

31/10/2021

CITIZENS! And… also you miscreants who live on the other side of the wall.

Looking for a spoopy, silly adventure to close out your Halloween evening? Look no further! Join a whole new party of goobers played by the same old dorks you know and love as they traverse the Prophetsfall Festival in Horizon’s Edge. Creepy escape rooms, incredible costumes, and more teamwork and affection than Team TBD has ever bothered with back in the Point!

Have fun and stay out of the fog, kids!

https://allegedlydndpod.simplecast.com/episodes/tales-from-the-edge-the-cochran-brothers-creep-ass-hauntstravaganza

It's spoopy season! Join our players beyond the Wall, as they explore the Prophet's Fall festival with their alternate characters in the Edge for a shenanigan-filled Halloween one-shot. (Did we have enough fun that we're seriously considering TPK'ing the main group? ...no, that would be crazy, haha....