28/12/2019
Here's my review of every Star Wars film so far.
The prequels are ok not as bad as they're made out to be. But you have to have a really big brain to understand the politics, despite a good chunk of episode one being for the kids. Battle Droids are based and droidpilled. And its pretty disappointing that they never confirm if Grievous has his s*x organs or not
The OT is mostly Kino but Hoth, Ewok, and a few other scenes get kinda reddit. I wish there was a scene where Obi-wan confirmed his virginity. Also watching the prequels do supplement the story with very few inconsistencies, I'm sure a mile long wookieepedia page justifies the few there is. My only issue is Vader didn't tell Luke his s*x organs where burned off.
The "Skywalker Trilogy" is bad JJ is really good at visuals and s**t but he cant help but just copy older stories. Rey some how knows everything about everything if they just had a short scene about her being a Jedi weeb or something it would have been slightly better. And Finn goes from crying about shooting villagers he never met to shooting Stormtroopers he probably seen naked in the shower like its nothing. Last Jedi is almost Kino with the whole thing about throwing away the past and Luke realizing the Jedi are just kinda prude Catholic Samurai that always make things worse but the movie throws that to the side to be marketable in china. Episode 9 was fu***ng weird. I was kinda hoping for so bad its good Kino but it wasn't that it's just stupid. Who was paying all these people to run the hundreds of Star Destroyers? My favorite part was when The Emperor looks directly at the camera and says "My s*x organs where destroyed and mangled much like my fingers when i fell down a giant hole on the Death Star" Why the f**k was Han Solo there? Who did Palpatine impregnate and when did he do it? And did his S*x organs grow back when he was healed by Kylo and Rey?
Rogue One is Kino
Solo legit feels like someone on reddit wrote it.
