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12/06/2020
7News - WHDH Boston

7News - WHDH Boston

The Department of Conservation and Recreation is warning the public of the presence of a lion’s mane jellyfish at a popular Massachusetts beach on Friday afternoon.

27/09/2018

Remember ambitions?

27/09/2016

NBC News and our friends at PolitiFact fact checked the first presidential debate. Here's what we found.

1. Trump said it's "wrong" that he supported the invasion of Iraq. It's not.

2. Trump said he told Howard Stern "very lightly, I don't know, maybe, who knows?" about the war in Iraq. Trump actually said "I guess so, yeah."

3. Trump said Clinton and her campaign started the "birther" movement. They didn't.

4. Trump said it was "wrong" to say that stop-and-frisk racially profiled individuals. It did.

5. Trump said ending stop-and-frisk made the city more dangerous. It didn't.

Related: Follow NBC News' Coverage of the 2016 Presidential Debates

6. Trump said murder is up in New York City. It's not.

7. Trump said he "did not say" global warming is a hoax. He did.

8. Clinton denied that she said TPP was the "gold standard" of trade deals. She did.

9. Clinton said "the only two" tax returns Trump's released showed he didn't paid taxes those years. They did show that, but the same records show he did pay federal income taxes in three other years.

10. Trump said "you will learn more" from financial disclosure than from tax returns. You won't.

Related: Analysis: Hillary Clinton's Studies for Debate With Donald Trump Pay Off

11. Clinton said Trump rooted for the housing crisis. He did repeatedly say it could benefit him as an investor.

12. Trump said "nobody knows" the DNC hack was perpetrated by Russians. U.S. intelligence say they have a "high confidence" it was.

13. Trump said ISIS controls "a lot of" oil in Libya. They don't.

14. Trump said the U.S. should have taken Libya's oil. That violates the Geneva Convention.

15. Trump said he got the first-ever endorsement of ICE earlier in the day and that it was 16,500 Border Patrol agents. He did not receive the endorsement of the federal agency, but rather the endorsement of a union that represents 6,700 ICE employees earlier in the day. He received the endorsement of another group of 16,500 border patrol agents in March.

16. Trump said he started his company with a "very small loan in 1975," while Clinton said he got $14 million from his father. She's right: Trump got millions more than he acknowledges.

17. Trump said Clinton has been fighting ISIS for her entire adult life. It's only been around for a fifth of her adult life.

18. Trump said Clinton is spending "hundreds of millions" on ads against him. She's spent $96.4 million.

19. Trump said he "didn't say" women don't deserve equal pay unless they do as good a job as men. In October, Trump told a young woman who asked if she'd make equal pay under a Trump presidency, "you're gonna make the same if you do as good a job."

20. Trump said he "never said" pregnancy is an inconvenience to employers. He did.

30/05/2016

political season upon us,,,camt we get this site to pop a little,,?? Ben Fuller "bah humbag"

30/05/2016

Donald J. Trump indicates humane actions in a recent tweet "my son had to shoot a gorilla once, it was attacking his new car, what a mistake, now buried in deluxe grave site on our property" The D Man

19/01/2016

This just in (yawn) Palin endorses Frump for president Ivanka as usual still looks stunnng.

08/01/2016

Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz (born December 22, 1970) is an American politician who is the junior U.S. Senator from Texas. SAy again???????????????? Rafah whah????

06/01/2016

By the way,,,,Oregon,,,,those armed huskymen must be "Wildlife" you are certainly giving them "Refuge"

06/01/2016

Does the very act of buying a gun (now) pertain to the idea of an armed rebellion against the eventual (or current) tyrannical evil USA government? Are we just protecting our homes or our right to bare the 2nd????

01/01/2016

Timeline Photos

29/12/2015

Giant Hologram "Twister" game board appears on local coastline: Nantasket Beach Hull Ma.
Curious residents attributed the circular shapes to Alien Spacecrafts but most declined to participate ,saying "the dots were too big, we could'nt jump that fah"

27/12/2015

what goes up....must defy gravity while doing so

22/12/2015

People who know him privately acknowledge "he really is kind of a schlong-head"

22/12/2015

"You see, the reality is...I am Miss Universe in a trans-jealous kinda way"

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