The Vulgar Burrito Podcast

28/01/2024

New Episode is out now!

In this sizzling episode of the Vulgar Burrito Podcast, hosts Dave and Mike dive into the world of adult-themed pick-up lines, blending humor and audacity in a way only they can. Brace yourself for a laughter-filled journey as they explore the fine line between cheeky charm and cringe-worthy innuend...

28/12/2023

Still in the holiday spirit? We have some laughs for you while you return all those presents you didn’t want.

In this festive episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, unwrap the gift of laughter as the hosts Mike and Dave delve into a collection of side-splitting adult Christmas movies and jokes. Join them for a rib-tickling ride through the humor that's too naughty for the North Pole. Get ready to jingle you...

23/12/2023

Which version of The Grinch is your favorite?

20/12/2023

Don’t be a grinch! We’ve got enough laughs to tickle your mistletoe! First check out our new Christmas episode right here⬇️ And if you’re looking for more Christmas cheer, a link for “Twas the Burrito before Christmas” episode is in the comments.

In this festive episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, unwrap the gift of laughter as the hosts Mike and Dave delve into a collection of side-splitting adult Christmas movies and jokes. Join them for a rib-tickling ride through the humor that's too naughty for the North Pole. Get ready to jingle you...

18/12/2023

Christmas Episode is out now!!

In this festive episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, unwrap the gift of laughter as the hosts Mike and Dave delve into a collection of side-splitting adult Christmas movies and jokes. Join them for a rib-tickling ride through the humor that's too naughty for the North Pole. Get ready to jingle you...

04/12/2023

“Later we’ll have some f&$ #%+g pie.” A misheard lyric from a Christmas classic and more in our newest episode!

In this episode, hosts Mike and Dave dive into the world of misheard song lyrics, sharing amusing anecdotes of listeners' lyrical blunders. From comical misunderstandings to unexpected twists, the episode becomes a laugh-out-loud journey through the unintentional humor embedded in popular tunes.

30/11/2023

Misheard songs lyrics can be hilarious! As you will find out in our new episode!!! Click the link in comments and laugh your way to work!

27/11/2023

Have you ever listened to a song and thought the lyrics sounded like one thing and really it’s something different? We cover some of the common and not so common misheard lyrics in some of musics biggest songs!

In this episode, hosts Mike and Dave dive into the world of misheard song lyrics, sharing amusing anecdotes of listeners' lyrical blunders. From comical misunderstandings to unexpected twists, the episode becomes a laugh-out-loud journey through the unintentional humor embedded in popular tunes.

24/11/2023

Here is the list of every misheard lyric in our newest episode . If there are ones you haven’t heard before, we highly recommend you listen to the episode to check them out. (Full episode in comments):

Hootie & the Blowfish - (Hold my hand) - “the bear said, the bear said I can’t”

Elton John - (I’m still standing) - “I steal diamonds”

Arianna Grande - (Thank you, Next) - “Bacon Eggs”

The Police - (Every breath you take) - “How my poo hole aches”

His Comets - (Rock around the clock) - “when the clock strikes twelve we’ll poo our pants”

Robin Thicke - (Blurred lines) - “Baby can you breed a catus from Jamaica”

Manfred Mann's Earth Band - (Blinded by the light) - “Wrapped up like a douche”

Shawn Mendez - (Stitches) - “Chicken farting onto my knees”

Bee Gees - (More than a woman) “Four legged woman…four legged woman two knees”

Pearl Jam - (Jeremy) - “Jeremy smokin grass today”

The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey - (Closer) - “Play that blink 182 song, while we bleed to death in Tucson okay?”

Taylor Swift - (Blank Space) - “Gotta lot of Starbucks lovers”

Bon Jovi - (Livin’ on a prayer) - “Doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”

Deep Blue Something - (Breakfast at Tiffany’s) - “She said I have pink eye”

Grease - (You’re the one that I want) - “you’re the wobbly one”

Adele - (Rolling in the Deep / background singers) - “1000 q***r sheep, never had bear feet, a pigeon carnivore”

The Rolling Stones - (Beast of Burden) - “Never leave your pizza burnin”

The Rolling Stones - (Start me up) - “In Yugoslavia…in Yugoslavia you never starve”

Def Leopard - (Pour some sugar on me) - “Livin with a lover with a red iPhone”

Creedence Clearwater Revival - (Bad moon rising) - “There’s a bathroom on the right”

Brenda Lee - (Rocking around the Xmas tree) - “Later we’ll have some f*cking pie”

AC/DC - (Shook me all night long) - “She was a fax machine she kept her modem clean”

Lady Gaga - (Poker face) ACTUAL LYRICS are not just “pa pa pa pa pa pa poker face”.. it’s actually f*ck her face” look it up if you don’t believe us.

Eiffel 65 - (Blue) - “I’m blue I would beat off a guy”

Paul Young - (Every time you go away) - “you take a piece of meat with you”

Mariah Carey - (Without you) “Oh I can’t forget the semen, on your face as you were leaving”

Kc and the sunshine band - (Get down tonight) - “Paper bag, let’s s**t together”

Billy Joel - (You may be right) - “You made the rice, I made the gravy”

Michael Jackson - (You are not alone) - “Your burgers are the best”

Daft Punk - (Get Lucky) - “We’ll rub a Mexican…we rub a Mexican monkey”

Mariah Carey - (I stay in love) - “I try to f*ck like a whale”

Sam Smith - (Leave your lover) - “Suck my milk made sour free”

23/11/2023

We are thankful for all of our listeners and everyone who supports the show. We hope you have a very happy thanksgiving!!

20/11/2023

Check out the New Episode! Is there a song with misheard lyrics that we missed? Comment Below!!

In this episode, hosts Mike and Dave dive into the world of misheard song lyrics, sharing amusing anecdotes of listeners' lyrical blunders. From comical misunderstandings to unexpected twists, the episode becomes a laugh-out-loud journey through the unintentional humor embedded in popular tunes.

08/11/2023

Two great ways to check out our 2023 Pumpkin spice taste test episode! Classic audio version⬇️
Or a video version on our YouTube channel!! Link for that is in the comments!

It's that time of year again for us to try the different items that have been transformed into their pumpkin spice version. We will give our opinion whether or not you need to waste your money feeding your pumpkin spice addiction. In between trying the items, we will be discussing interesting facts....

04/11/2023

Our 2023 Pumpkin Spice taste test episode is out now! Is pumpkin spice l**e real? See for yourself! We taste test an assortment of PS products and tell you if it’s worth your time! Video version on our YouTube page and audio version as well!

It's that time of year again for us to try the different items that have been transformed into their pumpkin spice version. We will give our opinion whether ...

02/11/2023

Our 2023 Pumpkin Spice taste test episode is now up over on our YouTube page! Also available in an audio version as well!! Want to know what pumpkin spice l**e tastes like? We will tell you!

It's that time of year again for us to try the different items that have been transformed into their pumpkin spice version. We will give our opinion whether ...

31/10/2023

Happy Halloween 🎃

30/10/2023

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thevulgarburrito/episodes/Pumpkin-Spice-2023-with-Taylor-Swift-and-Travis-Kelce-Facts-e2b8ifq

Audio Version is out there as well

It's that time of year again for us to try the different items that have been transformed into their pumpkin spice version. We will give our opinion whether or not you need to waste your money feeding your pumpkin spice addiction. In between trying the items, we will be discussing interesting facts....

30/10/2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0DVWOGYS8U

It's that time of year again for us to try the different items that have been transformed into their pumpkin spice version. We will give our opinion whether ...

16/10/2023

Laugh your way through a rough Monday with a hilariously funny new episode of TVB!

Ever wonder what other countries or cultures say before, during, or after s*x? We pick several to discuss and of course it is nothing short of hilarious!

11/10/2023

New Episode just in time for your ride home...try not to crash from laughing

Ever wonder what other countries or cultures say before, during, or after s*x? We pick several to discuss and of course it is nothing short of hilarious!

11/10/2023

A new episode will be up tomorrow, but for we need food, drink, snack ideas for our upcoming pumpkin spice show 2023. What are some items you think we should try that have been given the pumpkin spice treatment that may or may not taste like s**t? Think it sounds gross?…we’ll try it for you!

02/10/2023

We are beginning to prep for our 2023 pumpkin spice taste test. Have some recommendations of products for us to try? We’d love to hear them! The Weirder, the better! Comment below with your ideas!!

21/09/2023

Special tribute episode to Mike’s dad with the usual vulgar burrito humor mixed in. Enjoy!!

We are back after some time away with the passing of Mike's father Steve after losing his battle with Cancer. This episode is dedicated to him. We share some awesome stories about him, and of course he would probably be pi**ed we were even talking about him and would rather us to do an episode fille...

18/09/2023

Let’s give a big happy birthday shoutout to one half of the vulgar burrito podcast, Dave Nichols!!!! Happy Birthday, Dave!!!

12/09/2023

New Episode Alert! This episode is dedicated to Mike's father. Please listen and share to honor his life and let people who may not have known him know what a great guy he was and how much he'll be missed.

We are back after some time away with the passing of Mike's father Steve after losing his battle with Cancer. This episode is dedicated to him. We share some awesome stories about him, and of course he would probably be pi**ed we were even talking about him and would rather us to do an episode fille...

12/09/2023

Thank you everyone for your patience. A New Episode will be dropping tonight and we pay tribute to Mike's father Steve Dixon after losing his battle with Cancer. His father would probably be pi**ed we were even talking about him and would want us to do an episode filled with laughs instead, so we do have a little extra after paying tribute. It would also be extra special to us if everyone not only listens, but shares the episode to honor Steve Dixon and let people who may not have known him, know what a great guy he was and how much he will be missed. Thanks everyone!

22/08/2023

🚨 NEW EPISODES COMING IN SEPTEMBER!!! 🚨

31/07/2023

TVBP family…please understand that we may be away for a bit as Mike’s father passed away after a hard fought fight against cancer. Please send your thoughts, prayers, and good vibes to Mike and his family. Mike’s father was a huge fan of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, not just because his son was a host, but because we did our best to bring laughter into his life when he needed it the most. We will honor Steve Dixon in the next episode, but we just wanted you to know that it could be some time before we are back. Now is a great time to start from episode one and listen to every episode and laugh each day as Mike’s father did. Thank you to everyone for all your support!

11/07/2023

Hilarious clip from our new episode! You know where to find us! Give it a listen and laugh along with us!

04/07/2023

Have a safe and Happy 4th of July! Don’t go blowing any digits off!

Have a safe, and happy 4th of July! Also don’t forget to check out our new episode available right now on all major podcast platforms!!

04/07/2023

New Episode is out now to enjoy on your day off!! Happy 4th of July everyone!

Of course, everyone is talking about the Titan, but on the last episode we mentioned that if we had endless amounts of money we would go to space...our thoughts on that have changed after this whole submersible incident. We share some awkward moment stories, and also share some facts that may sound....