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15/06/2024
"Oh the elections are coming up? We hadn't really noticed haha...," a spokesperson for the Biden administration commente...
11/06/2024

"Oh the elections are coming up? We hadn't really noticed haha...," a spokesperson for the Biden administration commented.

June 9th is scheduled to be an exciting day for Indian citizens, as they will hopefully witness the crowning of two lead...
09/06/2024

June 9th is scheduled to be an exciting day for Indian citizens, as they will hopefully witness the crowning of two leaders known for being good against left-arm attacks.

The NDA has reportedly gotten in touch with the Indian Cricket Team hoping that Rohit Sharma and his coalition will be able to actualize the "Ab ki baar, 400 paar" goal that the NDA weren't able to.

"Elections mein Pakistan ke khilaaf bohot bol liya, ab unke khilaaf bowl bhi karenge," MLA Rivaba Jadeja added.

"We've filled our cabinet, hopefully Team India is able to bring this world cup to fill up theirs," Jay Shah's dad tweeted. "We've seen Modiji's hattrick - he will more than happily take all the credit in case we see one from our bowlers as well," a BJP spokesperson added.

Goals. Literally.
07/06/2024

Goals. Literally.

NRI Engineers : 1; Pakistan Cricket Team: 0
07/06/2024

NRI Engineers : 1; Pakistan Cricket Team: 0

"Divine Justice"
04/06/2024

"Divine Justice"

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