27/08/2023
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him cuddled
3. Leave him alone when he needs it
4. Not checking your phone
5. Do not bother him for what he does
How hard is that?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's not really too difficult, but... To make a woman happy
a man need only be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a teacher
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a psychologist
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. nice
25. athletic
26. hot
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. clever
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understand
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. able
39. brave
40. determined
41. true
42. reliable
Without forgetting about:
44. Give compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. Don't stress her out
49. Do not look at other women
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU SHOULD ALSO:
50. Give him a lot of attention
51. give him a lot of time,
mostly to herself
52. give him a lot of space,
53. Never ask her where she is going.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
54. never forget: * birthday
* anniversaries
* Valentine's Day
* agreements they make.
And still I fall short..
