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Forgettable Reads Forgettable Reads is a new podcast to aid in relaxation and sleep. No bad spa music. No creepy whispering. Intro & Outro recorded by the lovely David Strong

Forgettable Reads is also available on
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3gWN61r
Pocket Cast: https://bit.ly/3boK7h2
Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ForgettableReads Just sincere reads of boring/ bland material for all your verbal white noise needs. Narrated by Lauren Goode, a veteran professional voice over actor, who started her career playing Gracia Hughes on Full Metal Alchemist

, and produced by Alex DeWees, aka musician, sound engineer, audio editor, and all around amazing human being. Lauren created this podcast for folks who both have trouble falling asleep, and don't respond favorably to traditional audio sleep aids (hypnosis, chakra music, ASMR, etc.) Each podcast episode features a heartfelt welcome from Lauren, followed by narration of utterly bland non-fictional text.

09/07/2024

Today's came from Michael Caine:

When asked about his life philosophy, and especially what he learned from the worst movies he ever made..

"Use the difficulty"

If it's a comedy, trip over it and roll down as many flights of stairs as possible, dramatically, with flair and lots of noise.

If it's a drama, pick up it up and smash the **** to bits.

Whatever difficulties life may present you, always ask if there is some way you can use it, even a fraction of a percent, to make something better...

or simply avoid them if not. 🫠🥲🤣

All good things must come to an end... but we are so happy to share a special Sunday night treat! ♥https://forgettablere...
23/10/2023

All good things must come to an end... but we are so happy to share a special Sunday night treat! ♥

https://forgettablereads.podbean.com/e/episode-20-season-2-finale-everyday-time-travel-extended-episode/

Tune in and zone out to tonight's extended episode...

Episode 20 (Season 2 Finale): Everyday Time Travel

Clock time vs. Einstein’s perceived time, and what the Pandemic taught us about it.
Everything you need to know about ASMR (to doze off) and the return of our lovely parody ads, make the highlights of our extended season 2 finale!

We will be on hiatus for the winter and returning in 2024 so follow us on FB and Instagram for announcements, updates, and supplemental bonuses!

This podcast offers a feel good(e) alternative to traditional/ intentional sleep aids and ASMR whispers.

Narrated by Lauren Goode
Produced by Alex DeWees

Follow us here on Facebook and Patreon

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode... Episode 20 (Season 2 Finale): Everyday Time Travel [Extended Episode] Clock time vs. Einstein’s perceived time, and what the Pandemic taught us about it. Everything you need to know about ASMR (to doze off) and the return of our lovely parody ads, make ...

https://forgettablereads.podbean.com/e/episode-19-chooze-your-own-life/Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode...Episo...
05/10/2023

https://forgettablereads.podbean.com/e/episode-19-chooze-your-own-life/

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode...

Episode 19: Chooze Your Own Life
In our new normal, we've had to start (re)creating habits and practices that support our joy... and in tonight's episode
We'll discuss some of the key thoughts on what exactly that entails, and the narrator's thoughts on comparing virtual retreats that she attended in 2022.

Tonight's reading features a double feature about... Hypnosis & Visualization

This podcast offers a feel good(e) alternative to traditional/ intentional sleep aids and ASMR whispers.

Narrated by Lauren Goode
Produced by Alex DeWees

Follow us on Facebook and Patreon

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode... Episode 19: Chooze Your Own LifeIn our new normal, we've had to start (re)creating habits and practices that support our joy... and in tonight's episodeWe'll discuss some of the key thoughts on what exactly that entails, and the narrator's thoughts on com...

It's an extended episode alert! https://forgettablereads.podbean.com/e/episode-18-sleeping-memoreezzz/Episode 18: Sleepi...
20/09/2023

It's an extended episode alert!

https://forgettablereads.podbean.com/e/episode-18-sleeping-memoreezzz/

Episode 18: Sleeping Memories
Tonight's reading is of a thought peace from Deepak Chopra on whether we use our memories or whether they use us, followed by Chat GPT's analysis of Chopra's arguments.

This extended episode also contains the narrator's memory of being the "I don't know" client and how it brought her to a beautiful piece of music... that brought peace to that memory.

This podcast offers a feel good(e) alternative to traditional/ intentional sleep aids and ASMR whispers.

Narrated by Lauren Goode
Produced by Alex DeWees

Follow us on Facebook and Patreon

Tune in and zone out to tonight's extended episode... Episode 18: Sleeping MemoriesTonight's reading is of a thought peace from Deepak Chopra on whether we use our memories or whether they use us followed by Chat GPT's analysis of Chopra's arguments. This extended episode also contains the narrator'...

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode...Episode 17: Sailing the sleepy SeazzzWhat states, spaces, and places would y...
06/09/2023

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode...

Episode 17: Sailing the sleepy Seazzz

What states, spaces, and places would you like to travel to? Or travel back in time to? What if you traveled back to today? Which moments would stand out?
Tonight's reading features a double feature about... Viking Travel!

This podcast offers a feel good(e) alternative to traditional/ intentional sleep aids and ASMR whispers.

Narrated by Lauren Goode
Produced by Alex DeWees

Follow/ support us on Facebook and Patreon
And make sure to let us know what type of material you'd like to ramble into in Season 3 next year!

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode... Episode 17: Sailing the sleepy SeazzzWhat states, spaces, and places would you like to travel to? Or travel back in time to? What if you traveled back to today? Which moments would stand out? Tonight's reading features a double feature about... Viking Tra...

Podbean's auto-share continues to be down, but we don't mind!   and we want you to Tune in and zone out to tonight's epi...
24/08/2023

Podbean's auto-share continues to be down, but we don't mind! and we want you to

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode...

Episode 16: Dance? Or Achieve?
Most people hesitate to put their creative work forward because it might not be successful... or they might make a fool of themselves. That's what happens when we are outcome-oriented.

It's a tricky shift learning to dance in process, and to measure progress over perfection. Tonight's readings were written by the narrator during the height of the Covid-19 Pandemic Lockdown.

This podcast offers an alternative and feel good(e) to traditional/ intentional sleep aids and ASMR whispers.

Narrated by Lauren Goode
Produced by Alex DeWees

Follow us on Facebook and Patreon

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode... Episode 16: Dance? Or Achieve?Most people hesitate to put their creative work forward because it might not be successful... or they might make a fool of themselves. That's what happens when we are outcome-oriented. It's a tricky shift learning to dance in...

The bad news is... the app that auto shares new episodes from our host to Facebook is down, but the good news is Episode...
09/08/2023

The bad news is... the app that auto shares new episodes from our host to Facebook is down, but the good news is Episode 15: Strange Teacherzzz is now live for your dozing pleasure!

https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-mpb6u-147839e

If Life is a classroom that teaches us all the lessons we need to learn... you had better believe there will be some strange teachers to be found. Are you one for someone?

This podcast offers an alternative and feel good(e) to traditional/ intentional sleep aids and ASMR whispers.

Narrated by Lauren Goode
Produced by Alex DeWees

Follow us on Facebook and Patreon

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode... Episode 15: Strange TeacherzzzzIf Life is a classroom that teaches us all the lessons we need to learn... you had better believe there will be some strange teachers to be found. Are you one for someone? This podcast offers an alternative and feel good(e)....

https://www.podbean.com/ep/pb-ejffd-145401dTune in and zone out on tonight's new episode...Episode 13 : Bored to Sleep b...
12/07/2023

https://www.podbean.com/ep/pb-ejffd-145401d
Tune in and zone out on tonight's new episode...

Episode 13 : Bored to Sleep by Choice
Lauren's Rambling Intro: 0:22 - 06:02
Verbal white-noise reading: 06:14 - End

In order to grow in life... you have to be willing to suck at something new!

This podcast offers a feel good(e) alternative to traditional/ intentional sleep aids and ASMR whispers.

Narrated by Lauren Goode
Produced by Alex DeWees

Follow us on Facebook and Patreon

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode... Episode 13 : Bored to Sleep by ChoiceLauren's Rambling Intro:0:22-06:02 Verbal white-noise reading: 06:14-End In order to grow in life... you have to be willing to suck at something new! This podcast offers an alternative to traditional/ intentional sleep...

The bad news: Due to the Holiday and Lauren & Alex's production schedule, Episode 13 will drop NEXT week on 7/12.The AWE...
05/07/2023

The bad news: Due to the Holiday and Lauren & Alex's production schedule, Episode 13 will drop NEXT week on 7/12.

The AWESOME news: Episode 14 will drop only 1 week later on 7/19!

We'll see you then!

Tonight's rambling intro is about what we've been up to on hiatus and a reading of sorting the junk mail to find that pr...
26/04/2023

Tonight's rambling intro is about what we've been up to on hiatus and a reading of sorting the junk mail to find that precious nugget of Gold by Deepak Chopra.

Tune in and zone out to tonight's episode... Episode 8: What New Normal? (Season Premiere)Lauren's Rambling Intro:0:22-15:55 Verbal white-noise reading: 15:56-End This podcast offers an alternative to traditional/ intentional sleep aids and ASMR whispers. Narrated by Lauren Goode Produced by Alex De...

19/04/2023

Alex DeWees and Lauren Goode are so excited that starting next week, April 26th, you'll be able to share in what we've been cooking up this year.

As ever, if you have ideas or suggestions for topics to ramblingly explore, would like to contribute yourself to the aim of helping bore people to sleep, or want to share your thoughts; we'd love to hear from you!

Find us on all the major podcast suppliers (Google, Apple, Spotify, Pocket Casts, etc. and they'll also be available here on the FB page, if you are following us)

patreon.com/ForgettableReads
https://forgettablereads.podbean.com/

12/04/2023

So much stimulus. No wonder it can be hard to quiet our minds to fall asleep at night. Forgettable reads is a non-traditional non-ASMR sleepcast full of verbal white noise produced by Alex DeWees and narrated by Lauren Goode.

Season 2, "What New Normal?" premieres in 2... just 2 weeks, April 26th! Find us on Spotify, Apple, Google, Pocket Casts, Pandora or the Podbean app. Follow us on social to get notified for new content!

29/03/2023

Alex DeWees and I are delighted to announce 4 weeks until our weird little podcast returns!
Mark your calendars for April 26th for the premiere of season 2, "What new normal?" New episodes will be released every other Wednesday and you can find us on Apple, Google, Spotify, Pocketcasts, Pandora, and Amazon!

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