School🤸♂️📚 is the only place where they beat their Customers 🙌😂😂
01/08/2021
Continue Acting Rich 💲 Wait Until They Kidnap you,and Your Father Fails to call The kidnappers 😂😂🤦♂️💀💀
15/07/2021
I never knew I was Famous Until I saw my Self on TV After Switching it off😂🙆🏿♂
21/06/2021
Imagine The Government passing a New Law that all Beautiful Girls and Handsome Boys should Pay "Beauty Tax"💁♂️
I know you smiling because you are Safe😂😂🙆🏿♂
02/06/2021
Bathing Association of Zambia(BAZ) Has postponed Bathing Until October If you are Found You will be jailed 🙆♂️🙆♂️😅😅
31/05/2021
Ninshi Mu Zambia Girls Don't do Vama"Get Dressed I take you out"🤫😅😅
15/05/2021
Uto Utuma Care Reactions on my Baes Picture Umo ala ponokwa 💪🏿👀💁♂️😂😂
13/05/2021
Confusion 🤔🤔is When you steal Meat🥩 From a Pot🥘Then you forget weather if the Pot was Covered or Not Covered 🤷🏾♂😇😂😂
07/05/2021
Nowadays Men(as well as your tuma Boyfriends) 😇Don't say its over They Misbehave until you Get Tired and walk away its a New plan Called "Constructive Break up"😂😂
05/05/2021
My Brother Don't be sad When a Girl is not Replying to your Messages On Facebook 🤷♂️
On a Sad Note😢🤦♂️Most of them Can't Even Read 🤫😲😂😂😂
30/04/2021
So imwe you are Still single...😲...
Where were you when Trade Kings was Improving Lives 😂😂😂😂
30/04/2021
Did you Know that People who Post jokes on Facebook are serious in Relationship's😴💁♂️💁♂️💁♂️
29/03/2021
Today I Did 100 push ups Tomorrow I Will do 200.The Day After Tomorrow I will continue to Lie😅😅😂😂
29/03/2021
Bathing in the Morning knowing you are not going anywhere is The toughest punishment You Can Give Yourself 😌😌😇
26/03/2021
You can Be Happy Kanshi she was dared to Date you😂😂Dont be too Comfortable 😂😂🏃🏃
15/03/2021
Stop Mistreating Short people
Say No to Shortism 😅🙆♂️
15/03/2021
Just because a Girl Moved in your Area,You are wearing a Sh*t🕴🙆♂️ to go and Fetch water💦.....Victor okey Why??😂😂
04/03/2021
No Man is Stingy They only spend where they see Value🙆♂️😷
04/03/2021
If she Tells you she has a girlfriend its you against one Man.But if she tells you she's single Forget Her Bro🤦♂️Its going to be you against the world😂😂😂😂
02/03/2021
The way My relationship is Doing Good am planning to Open another branch in Lusaka❤😂😂
01/03/2021
Its an insult to Tell A long story to a short person 🙆♂️🏃🏃😅😅
01/03/2021
When old People from the village come to visit🙆♂️🙆♂️They wake up around 05Hrs Bath and wear a s**t Just to chill on the Veranda all day🤦♂️😂😂😅
28/02/2021
Name Two Musicians From CHINA🇨🇳🇨🇳😂😂
I will Give you a K10😂
I Promise
22/02/2021
Today I Went in a Shop and heard a Bemba Man Saying "Ndefwaya Beans Yamuli Ka Tinned Fish " I almost had a heart attack 🏃😅😅
20/02/2021
I was talking to my Girlfriend on Phone Today She forgot to hang up the call Then I Heard Her saying...🤷♂️💔Thats my Uncle he likes Disturbing my Peace🤔🤔😅
17/02/2021
Hello Sir you have won a trip for two(2) To dubai.Who are you Going To Take With you sir🙆♂️🤷♂️
Me:I'm not taking anyone I will go Twice 😂😂😂
13/02/2021
SMAZ CODE 134✍️🖌
All Phones Must be off Starting From Saturday(13th) 23:59 To Sunday (14th) 23:29
13/02/2021
Her:I want us to be more than Friends
Me : You want us to be Cousins?😂😂
13/02/2021
If you have a Crush on me Tell me Fast before I use the Valentines Money on Betting 😂😂😂😂😂
09/02/2021
Imagine Visiting your Boyfriend 💁♂️🧑
And you Hear the Kids Next door Argue,
"This is a different girl.The one for yesterday was looking better"😂😂😂🧐🤔
09/02/2021
Today I Helped a girl at School Who dropped her Books📚
While looking in her eyes Then she said"This is Zambia Tafyabombe"😂😂😂
05/02/2021
When your Boyfriend is online and not texting you Just know he is talking to his Uncles about your Bride Price 😂😂😂🤭
03/02/2021
Can you Imagine Mom was shouting at me today because I wanted to arrange the meat in the pot in Alphabetical order 🤷♂️😂😂
01/02/2021
Teacher (Mr chisulo) : Hope and Peter Get out of My class 😤
Hope🙍♀️ :Sorry Sir we won't repeat it again 😏
Peter😎:Boi Kayanda Umpele Bag Pa Window 😂😂😂
01/02/2021
Imagine your Girlfriend telling you a story and she says: "For Example let's say you were handsome"😂😂🙆♀️
01/02/2021
Ati"Men are Dogs"🤷♂️.. We are still upset with what Delilah did to Samson😂😂😂
31/01/2021
The Day I will a Car🚗First day I will go Direct pa Kah Shop,I will Buy Airtime and put it boot 😂😂😂Watch out
29/01/2021
Short Girls are Beautiful Manje Utuma Temper Just a little argument Ako Pilikiti ati I will sleep mu hand bag😂😂🚶
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