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03/10/2024

MY HUSBAND CREATED A NEW SCHEDULE FOR ME TO 'BECOME A BETTER WIFE' — I TAUGHT HIM A GOOD LESSON IN RESPONSE

So, Jake and I had a pretty solid marriage for the first few years—until he started hanging out with this guy from work, Steve. Steve was this loudmouth from Jake's work, with no girlfriend, no wife, but he somehow knew everything about marriage. And Jake? He started listening. Suddenly, he's coming home with all these "tips" Steve gave him.

Then one day, Jake walks in with this stack of papers, grinning like he just cracked the code to life. He hands it to me, I look down and see the title: "Lisa's Weekly Routine for Becoming a Better Wife." My jaw just about hit the floor. Jake had actually gone ahead and written down a whole schedule for me, based on Steve’s "brilliant" ideas.

The list was INSANE. I'm supposed to wake up at 5 AM every day, make Jake breakfast, then head to the gym to "stay in shape." After that, I'm supposed to clean the house, do laundry, cook dinner, and make snacks for him and his friends when they come over. I was beyond mad, but I didn't let it show. Instead, I smiled and said, "Sure, babe, I'll get right on it."

Little did he know, I was already plotting my payback. The next day, when Jake came home from work, there was a new ⬇️

03/10/2024

MY MIL MISTREATED MY SON FROM A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE WHEN I WASN'T AROUND—WHEN I FOUND OUT, I TAUGHT HER A PROPER LESSON

I've got two sons—one's 12, from my previous marriage while the other's 6 from my current one. My older son's dad passed away, and four years later, I married my now-husband.

So, the other day, I decided to drop by my MIL's house (my current husband's mom) unannounced to bring some food, and toys, and spend a little time with my boys, who were staying there for summer break.

I walked in without knocking, thinking I'd surprise them, but what I heard froze me in my tracks. "PETER! I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE ROOM AND NOT COME OUT, YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU LITTLE BASTARD? YOU'RE PUNISHED, AND YOU'LL BE IN THAT ROOM ALONE UNTIL NIGHTFALL!"

"Grandma, please, I'm sorry!" I heard Peter cry.

"I'M NOT YOUR GRANDMA AND NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN!" she screamed.

I was stunned and furious. This woman always smiled at me like butter wouldn't melt when I saw her.

I had an idea in my head, how to take revenge for my son and teach this woman a lesson once and for all! Without a second thought, I reached into my bag for ⬇️

03/10/2024

MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY WITH BLACK SKIN—WHEN I FOUND OUT WHY, I STAYED WITH HER FOREVER.

My wife and I are both white. Recently, as our extended family gathered in the delivery room, excitement filled the air as we awaited our baby’s arrival. But when the baby was born, everything took a shocking turn.

The first words out of my wife’s mouth were ones I’ll never forget.

"THAT’S NOT MY BABY! THAT’S NOT MY BABY!!"

I was stunned, my mind struggling to process what she was saying.

The nurse, trying to reassure her, calmly replied, "It’s definitely your baby; she’s still attached to you." But my wife, with a mix of panic and disbelief, loudly responded, “THERE’S NO WAY, I NEVER SLEPT WITH A BLACK MAN! IT’S NOT MINE!”

I stood there in stunned silence, feeling like the ground had vanished beneath me.

Our family, sensing the tension, quietly started leaving the room, one by one. I couldn’t take it anymore. As I was about to storm out of the room, my wife said something that made me stop and look at the child because she⬇️

03/10/2024

I COULDN'T REACH MY HUSBAND FOR DAYS — THEN MY MOTHER-IN-LAW CALLED ME AND REVEALED THE SHOCKING TRUTH

My husband, Matthew, disappeared. After 15 years of marriage, he left just a small note on the table, "Don't search for me." Honestly, at first, I thought it was just a joke. I tried to call him, but his phone was dead. I called his parents and friends asking if they knew his whereabouts, but none of them knew anything.

When he didn't return home for two days, I went to the police, but they told me that they wouldn't look for him because of the note he left. I was very worried and confused. I didn't know how to explain to our four young kids that their father had just left us. Also, I missed him dearly.

On the 10th day of his disappearance, my mother-in-law called me. "IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, PROMISE ME NOT TO TELL MATTHEW WHAT I WILL SAY," she said right after I picked up her FaceTime call.

"Okay," I replied in shock and impatience. Her words ripped the ground out from beneath me. ⬇️

03/10/2024

Years after adopting little Sam, David received a phone call from a lawyer. "Mr. Wallace," the man said. "I'm calling on behalf of your adopted son's birth parent..."

"What do you want?" Dave asked sharply.

"I would like to talk to you..." the lawyer said.

"I'm not interested," Dave said. "Those people abandoned my son. There's nothing you could say that I want to hear."

"Please, Mr. Wallace," the lawyer said. "For Sam's sake."

Reluctantly, Dave agreed to meet the lawyer. As soon as he arrived, the man handed him a letter. "This will explain everything so much better than I ever could, Mr. Wallace," he said.👇

03/10/2024

ANGELINA JOLIE'S SON KNOX, 15, WHO SOLD TREATS FOR DOGS AT PARK, LOOKS LIKE BRAD PITT'S CLONE - HIS TRANSFORMATION CAUSED HOT BUZZ

JAW-DROPPING pics of the most "normal" of Jolie-Pitt's kids, according to users, and soon to turn 16, are in the comments.👇

03/10/2024

MY EX-HUSBAND'S NEW GIRLFRIEND FOUND MY NUMBER TO ASK ME JUST ONE QUESTION – WHEN I READ HER TEXT, I WAS STUNNED

So, a bit of background: My ex and I were married for 13 years, have two kids, and somehow managed to stay best friends after splitting up. We co-parent like pros, even though our marriage had its ups and downs.

Yesterday was our eldest's birthday, and we all went out for a meal. My ex has been seeing this new woman for about four months. He told me right away because we're all about keeping things clear for the kids. He asked if she could come to the birthday dinner. I wasn't thrilled about not meeting her first, but I didn't want to be intrusive, so I said sure.

The new girlfriend seemed nice, friendly, and genuinely interested in getting along, which was a relief. If she's going to be around my kids, she better be a good person.

Then things got weird. My eldest handed me a card, which was odd because my birthday was months ago and usually no one remembers. I noticed the girlfriend giving me these looks and decided to mingle with other guests to avoid the awkwardness.

Later, I get a text from an unknown number. It was my ex's new girlfriend. When I read it, I was STUNNED. She was asking if ⬇️

03/10/2024

MY BOYFRIEND INSISTED THAT I TAKE 2 SHOWERS A DAY – HIS ODD REQUEST BECAME CLEAR WHEN I MET HIS MOTHER.

My boyfriend insisted that I take 2 showers a day, saying it was a non-negotiable rule in our relationship. Confused and slightly irritated, I went along with it, anticipating a reason for his odd demand. Everything became clear when I met his mother.

Before visiting her, I made sure to shower especially thoroughly and dress in freshly laundered clothes. But as soon as I crossed her threshold, she ushered me into the bathroom. Opening the door, I was STUNNED. The bathroom was⬇️

03/10/2024

03/10/2024

Carrie Underwood is set to embark in a new era of her "American Idol" journey but it's already starting to go left. 😬 BRUTAL REASONS WHY fans think the show should have picked a different judge are below. 👇

03/10/2024

WOMAN RUINED 8-HOUR FLIGHT FOR ALL PASSENGERS – AFTER THE FLIGHT, THE CAPTAIN DECIDED TO PUT HER IN HER PLACE HIMSELF.

It was a long flight after my swimming competition, and I had only one wish — to put a mask over my eyes and fall asleep. Right? Nope!

Ever since we took off, I knew I'd have issues with the lady on my left (aisle seat).

She was ringing the flight attendant button like there was a fire in our aisle and complaining non-stop about how both of us (the girl in the window seat and I) should be moved because we had "taken her place."

Then, aisle Karen stood up and demanded that someone switch seats with her because "it's not fair she has to sit with two fat people" (I'm just tall) when she paid the same amount for her seat as we did for ours, and we were apparently "taking over" hers. That didn't work for her, so she spent the whole flight kicking my arm and leg while I prayed for it to end faster.

When we landed, she unbuckled and darted to the front of the plane to get off first. But SUDDENLY, our captain made an announcement and came out to ⬇️

03/10/2024

"SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE KEITH!" & "MINI KEITH" - fans react to Keith Urban's daughter who makes her FIRST-EVER runway appearance! 😲 THE PHOTOS are in the comments below.👇

03/10/2024

What Sister Cassidy did after Hurricane Helene reached the house is IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. 👇🙏 Prayers for the family.

03/10/2024

Before this girl grew up and became a celebrity, she endured a difficult childhood, TRYING TO FEED HERSELF AND HER YOUNGER SIBLINGS.😔
WHO SHE IS AND HER STORY are below in the comments.👇

30/09/2024

R.I.P. John Ashton. 🙏🕊️ All we know about his passing, alongside what his HEARTBROKEN family ARE ASKING from the public, are in the comments. 👇💔

30/09/2024

A MAN IN WALMART DEMANDED THAT I GIVE UP MY WHEELCHAIR FOR HIS TIRED WIFE — KARMA GOT HIM BEFORE I COULD

I was in Walmart grabbing some groceries when this dude suddenly blocked my path. He looked like an absolute nutcase and demanded that I let his wife use my wheelchair because I'm "young and healthy" and don't need it.

At first, I thought he was joking, so I kinda laughed it off. But nope, this guy was dead serious. His wife was standing behind him, looking embarrassed but not saying anything. I politely told him, "Sorry, but I need this wheelchair to get around."

You'd think that would be the end of it, right? Wrong! This guy starts ranting about how his wife has been on her feet all day and that it's only fair I give up my chair for a while. I tried to stay calm, explaining that I literally could not walk without it, but he just wouldn't listen. He got louder, attracting the attention of other shoppers.

Just as I was about to lose my cool, karma stepped in. What happened to the entitled guy is in the comments below ⬇️