Do Yourself A Favor

16/09/2022

When your son dislocates his finger during the football game and you don't have ice or ice packs.
😬
Suck it up and hold this freezing bottle of vodka.
Do yourself a favor and get some ice packs!

05/08/2022

Do yourself a favor and have some patience. Here's what happened to me this evening. First let me tell you that I had no business going since I'm trying to watch what I eat.
I drive to Loves to get some McDonald's. Drive-thru is long, so I go inside. It takes a bit, no big deal. I go back outside and there is a semi parked super close, kind of blocking me from leaving. Ok, again, no biggie. I'll just eat in my car. I'm sitting there enjoying every single bite. I look up and see the Blue Rhino. I think, ok, it's either telling me I'm a fat ass or I'm gonna have gas later. 🤷‍♀️ I continue eating...screw that rhino. I get done eating, look through my emails, respond to orders and 30+ minutes later the semi is STILL unloading. I could have gotten out with a few back and forths 30 minutes ago if this truck wouldn't have parked cockeyed. (And who tf spends over 30 minutes in the gas station!)
I start my car cause it's starting to get toasty. Only to see that I have --- miles until empty!😬😳
Karma is a bitch - shouldn't have drove to McDonald's.
But, patience is key. I wasn't upset for 1 second. I'm a pretty patient person to begin with, if I do say so myself.

12/05/2022

I changed the oil in the Ole John Deere tonight. I now know how to do an oil change, fix the guts in the toilet, wire and put up a new light fixture, change an outlet...I'm pretty much a badass.
Do yourself a favor and learn to do something new. It makes you feel good once it's accomplished.
Btw....the mower didn't blow up....phew 💥

13/04/2022

Do yourself a Favor....If you get pulled over by a cop, obey orders. Really? How hard is it? If you run, you are literally running for your life. So, get arrested and go to jail, or fight and get shot. People are idiots.

08/03/2022

I dont know who needs to hear this, but fix your blinds or get new ones😬
Or at least make them straight.

14/02/2022

Do yourself a favor.....Don't say Happy VD day. Because, if you're like me, you think Venereal Disease.
So, Happy Valentine's Day, Friends!!!

04/02/2022

Do yourself a few favors, buy a snowblower, or a plow for the front of your mower, or hire someone. OR you can be stubborn like myself, put your big girl panties on and do it yourself with your kids. 💪
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I'll probably hire someone.

03/02/2022

Tomato puree, paste and diced tomatoes, green peppers, onion, zucchini and carrots.
Ragu, thank you!
It's a spaghetti kind of night.
And then I forgot to cook the effin noodles!

01/02/2022

Tonight, I made a good dinner, but it was awful. Not the dinner, just the making it part. I need a chef.
Tonight, I asked how much homework, and it was awful too. AWFUL
Tomorrow, we are supposed to get a lot of snow, and this is definitely NOT AWFUL! I'm super excited! Like a kid is excited!
That's all I got. Do yourself a favor and have a good night.

31/01/2022

What is something that you smell that immediately takes you back in time? Mine is Lilacs. My grandma Marshall always had a lilac bush right next to her screened in porch on the farm. We were always there when we were kids. Still one of my favorite smells.
Do yourself a favor and take yourself back in time for a moment.

31/01/2022

Seriously? Is this too much to ask?

Sounds about right! (twitter.com/itspkav)

30/01/2022

Do yourself a favor and go grocery shopping tomorrow. Supposed to be a winter storm Tues-Thurs and we all know how crazy people are when snow is in the forecast. I'm hoping for 3 FEET!!!

28/01/2022

Athens and surrounding people...if you have not done so, Do yourself a favor and transfer your prescriptions to Athens Pharmacy!!! Nathan is literally the best pharmacist. Always so friendly and always on top of his game.

27/01/2022

This is me! 😂

27/01/2022

Do Yourself a Favor if you're a mom or dad! A FREAKING BIG FAVOR!
Ask your child how much homework they have as soon as they get home. Not at 9:45, like I just did!
So, instead of saying, "child, do you have homework?"
Say, "child, how much homework do you have?"

26/01/2022

I made this tonight. Believe me, the last thing I want to do is cook at the end of the day (and beginning and middle)
I wish I liked cooking! 🥱
I will say, I do feel a bit better when I make a real meal.
So, with that being said, Do yourself a favor and cook a real meal (no pressure)

24/01/2022

Tonight is not for yourself. Tonight is Do Our Police Officers a Favor, pray for them. If you're not the praying type, send them good vibes. If you don't support our police officer, THEN You can Do Yourself a Favor and NEVER ask our officers for help of any kind. This page supports that blue line!

24/01/2022

Do Yourself a Favor - CLEAN those ceiling fans!😳 OR....just make them go in the opposite direction and hope all the dust flies off. But then you have to dust the room. It's really a no win either way.🤷‍♀️

23/01/2022

Do Yourself a Favor....go without your phone for just ONE day! I forgot my phone at home today. I've been gone since 9am. I tell ya what, I did not miss it one bit!! I did some shopping and then spent the day at my best friends for a birthday party. It was AMAZING! If you think you will "miss" something. Just send a text to the kids and let them know where you're going and when you think you might be home! That is that! Believe me....It's one hell of a favor for yourself!!!!
I only had 20 missed messages and 2 missed calls. NONE were an emergency and it IS OK for them to wait for you to respond back!!

21/01/2022

Do Yourself a Favor - have yourself an alcoholic drink tonight. Unless you're an alcoholic or underage, then you get to have a soda.
But for real, what is everyone having for dinner? 🤔

21/01/2022

Valentine’s Day is coming up!! ❤️
Here’s our story
First Date?
somewhere in Peoria
Married?
negative
How long have you been together?
4 years?? 5 maybe
Age difference?
3.5 years
Who was interested first?
Him
Who is taller?
Him
Who said I love you first?
Him
Most impatient?
Him
Most sensitive?
Me
Loudest?
Both
Most stubborn?
Him
Falls asleep first?
Me
Cooks better?
Him
Better morning person?
Me
Better driver?
Me
Most competitive?
Both
Who is the funniest?
Him
Where do you eat out most as a couple?
Anything mexican
Who is more social?
Me
Who is the neat freak?
Me
Who plans date night?
Hmmmm....prob him
Who picks where you go to dinner?
UGH! I HATE picking even if it's just for myself!
Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
We are both never wrong
Who has more tattoos?
him
Who sings better?
Him
Spends the most?
Definitely me
Did you go to the same school?
nope

I have never loved another like I love him. He's the best! We are pretty private. In the years we have been together, we have never raised our voice at each other. I'd call that a damn near perfect relationship! Some of you know him, some of you don't. He also has a couple of amazing kids!
Don't be jealous - you too, can be as happy as I am when you aren't looking for that perfect someone.
Family and Friends - Don't tag him in this post.

OMG, my dog just puked. gotta go

21/01/2022

Random thoughts today as I listened to my boys play Fortnite with each other.
Pax: I've got a chug jug for you, Chase!
Me: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG woooohooooo (in a drunken slur)

Pax: This game is trash
Me: CHASE, TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Chase: Oh my gosh..I'm lagging
Me: Me too dude, me too!

21/01/2022

Do Yourself A Favor - go look in the dryer, you forgot there are clothes that need folded. DON'T just fluff them! AND put them away while you're at it! UGH! Yup, this is my life!

20/01/2022

If you guys don't share my page with friends, you are not getting a Do Yourself A favor T-Shirt!
JK.....they aren't available. I don't even have one!

20/01/2022

Do yourself a favor..take a nap like Nala today. Use a pillow though....unless you like a stiff neck.
More favors coming later. Really I just wanted you to see this mean girl.