Dweeb Squad

22/09/2021

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NEW EPISODE ALERT, bb’s. And this one not only features the song Doom from BONGRIPPER, but it features THEM as shadow demons playing to a seething crowd of bloodthirsty monsters!

GET WET

15/08/2021

hey bi***es, come have a seat at our table. it’s time for brunch at Grillithid's. that brain slurping sound? don’t worry about it! eat your eggs 🥓🥞🧇🍳☕️🥣🥚🍩 bit.ly/69dollartip

Listen to this episode from Dweeb Squad on Spotify. We put the pancake batter to the griddle to discover that... these idiots are the worst dang customers a waiter could ask for during a Sunday Brunch rush. Come on in and see what's on the menu! (Hint: It's Wet Slop and Iced Tea Jägerbombs.) Cast: ...

13/07/2021

Here at Dweeb Squad Corporate HQ, we are very excited to announce our biggest hiring of the fiscal year. We’ve brought in the hottest, tightest young gun in old money to handle the restructuring of our incredibly large and top heavy company. Please give a warm welcome to Tex Big Oil, the new CFO of Dweeb Squad, in our latest episode, Tex Big Oil‘s Big Day Out.

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31/05/2021

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE AND BABY WE GOT ONE HELLUVA SHOW AS THE BIG BAD B***Y DADDY, THE DJINNETIC FREAK, IS HEAR TO GRANT YOUR WISHES AND SHOW ALL THE HOOCHIE MAMAS THE HIDDEN TECHNIQUES OF THE YELLOW ROSE

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Listen to this episode from Dweeb Squad on Spotify. HOO-WEE MAMA! A lot going on in this bad boy! Magozar meets a magnificently muscled mystic mentor who gets all the hoochie mamas. Alonya learns about her brother from a fellow countryman. Bucky and Tiberius swap wardrobes with some ravers to try an...

19/05/2021

NEW EPISODE IS UP ALL OVER WE SERVIN' VIGILANTE JUSTICE PHILLY STYLE BABY!!!!! http://bit.ly/juicyjustice

Listen to this episode from Dweeb Squad on Spotify. It's about time to get on up out of them Snail Trails! Back into Chydark these dweebs go. But first, a rave and some vigilante justice, served Philly style, baby! Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernand...

07/05/2021

*knock knock* have you gotten your free lesson in nonlethal head removal today???

03/05/2021

we’ve almost broke another 100 downloads! Gettin closer to the first 1000🤞and what’s that???? Episode 14, Puzzle Prison Phantoms, just came out today on all platformz???? Damn dude gimme your phone lemme download that bad boy for you 🔮👁⚔️

05/04/2021

🔮⛓⚔️ BACK IN THE SADDLE ⚔️⛓🔮

Now that Level Eater’s donezo these fools are trippin’ in the Snail Trails! Bucky learns the meaning of fatherhood when he gives birth to America’s favorite ball and hoop combo, Fluff and Net! WHY! F**K!

22/02/2021

🔮⛓⚔️ I HOPE YOU’RE READY FOR THE THIRD COURSE IN THE FEAST OF LEVELS ⚔️⛓🔮

You can run all you like but we’ll still be breaking into your home with hot new episodes every other Monday! This week our 3rd quest in the saga of Level Eater XI takes us into the depths of the Hall of Blades!

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Listen to this episode from Dweeb Squad on Spotify. Ah yes, we come to our third course of the annual Level Eater event. The Salad course, if you will. If salad were a podcast where the tomatoes were fireballs and the croutons were pieces of chainmail. After making the warlock we set out to kill int...

08/02/2021

🔮⛓⚔️ The saga of Portsbridge rumbles on! ⚔️⛓🔮

Join us for Part 2 of our series of episodes playing Level Eater XI as we tackle the second course in our questing feast... and experience the miracle of melon-headed construct birth?!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7KnaVIj92tPyegMfZOcowm?si=ik311VkISFSp_VGmVGXA7g

Oofa doofa, this one's a dooza! After corralling a battalion of ghosts into eternal rest for an appeteaser, we set our sights on the second course in the 11th installment of the annual Level Eater event as we hunt down the warlock responsible for their demise... and witness the miracle of melon-head...

22/01/2021

🔮⛓⚔️ Once a year, the portal to Portsbridge opens... only this time, the reality is virtual! ⚔️⛓🔮

This Monday and through the month of February, join us as we play through Eater XI, the latest installment of Lumpen Radio’s annual Dungeons and Dragons event!

You can get in on the action too! A Dungeon Master and a group of 3-5 players can quest through Portsbridge and help determine its fate online and in the comfort of their own homes. There are also slots available for your group to play with one of Level Eater’s expert DMs!

Play before the 29th and submit your group’s results to Level Eater, and you can affect the collective outcome announced live on Twitch!

👁 https://hi-buddy.org/products/level-eater-xi-adventure-package 👁

FOR DM’s and Game Masters only! Donating for this item gives you access to all you need to run this year's adventure on your own. Any DM with a gaming group of 3-5 players can use this digital package to participate in Level Eater XI. Your group’s outcomes affect the collective outcome when we a...

18/01/2021

I hope you brought some extra diapers, because Tiberius is about to be adopt a mushroom baby!

11/01/2021

Episode 11 of Dweeb Squad is out now! After a nice little tea party in a cavern hundreds of feet beneath the surface, it’s time to take a trip. 🍄👁🔮

Available on all podcast platforms, and stream able on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3wocOr3PLKZvKNU7u69sDH?si=dh6yqSviQiynLIktDPCRQw

30/11/2020

🔮⛓⚔️ COME WIT IT NOW ⚔️⛓🔮

With 4 hungry black puddings on the prowl, these puddingheads are in for a treat!

Episode 8 now streamable on Spotify and available where all podcasts are served.

Ring ring, buddy! You've got a toll-free call from 1-800-TOLL-THE-DEAD. Toe to tip, this one's all combat. In their desire for a foot race down four separate tunnels, the dweebs uncovered pits full of black puddings! Now they fight for their lives as gooey doom shlumps down upon them. COME WIT IT NO...

16/11/2020

Another Monday, another Dweeb Squad! The intrepid zeroes are joined by 1000 cubic feet of pure LOVE JELLY as Cubert helps them navigate the undercity tunnels that are slowly filling with water. Streamable on Spotify and available where all podcasts are served.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0pJtcKJk0vL3Oz74IBnzB7?si=WPi0CVC1T_ulataDA0Sfsw

A new best friend has wiggled and jiggled their way into hearts and homes around the world! Is it the Election Hag? No! It's Cubert, the Gelatinous Cube that's 1000 cubic feet of pure love. Do you feel that? That tingly feeling on your inside meats? Well, you should, because he melted away your outs...

06/10/2020

Time for Episode 4 y’all! The Dweebs crack open a couple of cold ones as they cool their jets in a hideout of Chydark’s biggest guild of thieves. A new friend makes themselves known... You can smell ‘em before you see ‘em!

Ya gotta have faith!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1maIrMXNh67RLyimQRYs6G?si=y-5f5pY0QP6rVn27-F_zqw

The dweebs have reached Colin's Mockery and earned themselves a brief respite from the hustle and bustle. They knock back a couple brews before discussing potential job opportunities in this unstable job market. Bucky gets a visit from an old "friend". A new dweeb sprouts their adventurin' wings and...

08/09/2020

Hey! Woah! What??? A second episode??? If you say so! Join our intrepid zeroes as they flee their demonic pursuers and celebrate their newfound freedom with a little haggling spree!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3NsCol3wiqzNcUS1blmJYf?si=IcyshZy5RuKdTbePDzGU8A

A pack of slobbering demons are hot on the trails of the dweebs! They continue their daring escape through the Undercity towards Drew’s Ferry in the hopes that the Golden Girls will help them get to Colin’s Mockery. Cast:Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon WalkerSarah Hern...

26/08/2020

Like podcasts? Love Dungeons and Dragons? Check out our first episode! We're a brand new D&D podcast set in the world of Chydark, an alternate reality Chicago that has collided with the world of the Forgotten Realms!

We're rolling bones on all podcast platforms! WOW!!!!

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-ga47t-e790a1

The very first episode of Dweeb Squad, an actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast set in the world of Chydark, an alternate fantasy version of Chicago set 50 years after the events of Y2K. Meet the characters as they escape ex*****on and take their first steps in the city. Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torre...

26/08/2020