Alex Ramsay Comedy

29/08/2024

They wanted to pursue legal action but their lawyers told them "Don't go wasting US elections"

The Swedish superstars object after hits like The Winner Takes it All were played at a campaign rally.

10/09/2022

In an unexpected turn of events, I have found myself a tribute in the wild to review.

Much like the cast of Ru Paul's Drag Race UK season 3, the minute's silence held before a show of voguing, death dropping, and mimed fe****io was beautiful and somber.

Very much Yass Queen (Elizabeth 2nd)

9/10

10/09/2022

The Emperor of Man sits atop his Golden throne, a co**se King sustained through the sacrifice of thousands daily to his glory.

The similarities between Warhammer 40k and real life really hit home today. And as we all know, Queen Elizabeth loved a skirmish, and her children look like Orks. Vet touching tribute

8/10. 10/10 once painted.

08/09/2022

Leo from Airline UK with a heartfelt and sincereessage of condolence. The colourful profile picture betray the implication that Queen Elizabeth has gone to the "upper world" where there is enough leg room on every flight and they still let you have a look at the cockpit if you're a kid.

7/10.

08/09/2022

Whilst Queen Elizabeth has Sashayed away with all the dignity of Vanessa Vanjie Matteo, leaving a mark on our hearts forever, unfortunately we must review our first true blunder of these trying times.

I understand that no offence was intended, however the implication that Queen Elizabeth was vacating the Drag Race Canada Season 2 crown after losing a lip sync of Dua Lipa's levitating against a death dropping death himself is somewhat tone deaf.

1/10.

08/09/2022

On first reading, I thought this was an amazing post. The simple change in logo is as effective at conveying condolences as Heinz tomato sauce is at covering up the bland culinary experiences we as Queen loving Brits indulge in.

However, I looked closer at the second paragraph. "...so grateful". I have never heard anyone use the word so in a non sarcastic sense in my life. This is 57 varieties of shade the crown will not forget. Say Goodbye to your Royal Warrant, Prince Charles prefers Baxter's anyway.

1/10.

08/09/2022

Whilst Prince Phillip bemoaned the introduction of the self scans at Poundland, stating that he'd sooner be back not fighting in wars than let a machine tell him when it was okay to bag an item, Poundland stayed a loyal friend to the crown.

Not changing the logo is a bold choice, but the simple message, and the inclusion of "Rest in Peace" instead of the acronym RIP, show a level of commendation rarely seen in these corporate posts.

8/10, we know where Prince George will be getting his weird German sweets from now on. All hail the Haribo Balla Stix.

08/09/2022

Queen Elizabeth's ties to Germany were strong, which is why it's so disappointing to see Lidl drop the ball on this one.

Much like their centre aisle, this change in design appears cobbled together, and lacking cohesion. The prominence of white space makes this seem less like a mournful post, and more like the printer for their payslips was running out of ink.

Hopefully German month can claw them back some dignity soon in the fresh section.

3/10. A Lidl shame.

08/09/2022

Next up in our review of Virtue signals so blatant they can be seen from space, we have the famously royal Domino's.

As we all know, Queen Liz loved a double decadence meateor with chicken kickers and cookies, and she'd always pay full price. As such the colour being removed from the logo of Domino's is a fitting tribute, and strangely and unexpectedly, more reminiscent of an actual domino than their previous logo

8/10, 9/10 on the lunch time deal.

08/09/2022

Time to review how sincere each company's tribute to Queen Elizabeth 2nd is. First off with a rather disappointing effort is Amazon. They may claim that the colours have been changed to reflect the somber nature of today's events, however the smirk appears to laugh in the face of the monarchy, calling silently for socialist revolution.

2/10

19/09/2021

TLDR: Please come see me perform at Rotunda Comedy Club on Thursday 21st October. Link to book tickets https://www.rotundacomedy.club/listings

I have been fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to perform at the Scottish Comedian of the Year competition hosted by Rotunda Comedy Club on Thursday 21st October.

This has been a hard time to be a new comedian in the industry, and I would love if my family and friends could make it to see me perform there. Even if I do not move forward in the competition, I would love to see you all there and have you be part of my journey back into comedy.

Just need to find somewhere to practice now. And some time. And some material. But it’ll all be fine.

After a massive sell out run at EdFringe Big Gary Little is joinged by Liam Farrelly ("the next Kevin Bridges") and host Viv Gee

25/06/2021

Follow me on Twitter, I am incredibly funny.

08/06/2021

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08/05/2021

The US remake of ballot counting was better.

18/04/2021

Id certainly hope it was never before seen considering he was never dead before.

Part of the lowering of Prince Philip's was shown live on the BBC in a historic first for Britain's Royal Family, as the Queen and other royals looked on inside St George's Chapel

10/03/2021

Upon hearing about how much England’s broken Test and Trace system has cost the taxpayer

26/02/2021

Tesla’s are just sh*te robosapiens.

04/02/2021

They grow up so fast.