01/12/2023
I’ve come up with a brilliant plan to solve the Rozelle Spaghetti Interchange debacle. Simply open up a couple of unused lanes at Drummoyne Swimming Pool and allow commuters to freestyle their way to the city.
Exercise benefits aside I think that the sight of thousands of colorful, latex capped heads, bobbing their way under Anzac Bridge would provide a welcome distraction for those motorists “parked” above. Future additions could include a dedicated “Barge Lane” for goods delivery and perhaps even a catapult ( a la Roman seige style ) for those in an urgent. Please feel free to add your suggestions as I’ve got an appointment with The Minns government … if I can find an obliging Hot Air Balloon pilot to drop me off.
Cheers Dears.
