Cachu News of Llangennech

05/09/2022

Liz Truss has vowed to ban (if she becomes PM) the use of solar farms…to save energy this winter!

26/07/2022

Fantastic news regarding Eurovision being held in the UK.
Personally I think we should aim and try for it to be held in the community hall.
A perfect size venue, ample car parking.
If it’s good enough for Mike Doyle it’s good enough for anyone.
Posters will be up around the village soon on how to campaign for this

02/07/2022

Swansea have their air show this weekend.
PAH I say! If we look to the skies at any point during the day we can see planes overhead and at such a distance that the noise doesn’t bother us!
Rumours are though that Red 6 will be taking his hawk jet down Maes Road at full throttle in the hope to find somewhere to park…eyes peeled

05/06/2022

Who are you local binfluencers? Hands up…bin night is my favourite night of the week

04/06/2022

WIFI DOWN!!! WIFI DOWN!!! Damn you TalkTalk (or any other provider) I now have to have a conversation

07/05/2022

Happy WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY!
Let’s celebrate together and share your pics

03/04/2022

A celebrity was seen walking into Co-op 8 minutes ago.
If you are lucky you may see them coming out with their multipack tins of beans, 5 pack of sausage rolls, kitchen spray and a Pepsi Max (I haven’t been stalking)

20/03/2022

Village notice:

There will be a carnival starting one day next week, to celebrate the arrival of our summer. It will leave from over there and finish there.

More details will follow once the event has taken place

12/01/2022

Breaking News.

Shania Twain has said that Boris Johnson’ party “apology” did not impress her much

That is all

26/12/2021

On this fine Boxing Day morning I’ve received an email suggesting that Derry Girls could be recruiting TV Stars here.
It is only a suggestion and something I’ve made up, so don’t get too excited.
The strong Derry accent that is naturally found in the village is something that the producers are looking for

26/12/2021

Merry Christmas all Llangennechites.
Hope you all had a wonderful day

20/12/2021

A fight broke out today outside Mr Maldwyn’ house between a giant elf and a giant Easter bunny.
The bunny hopped off in disgust after the elf won the battle.
Cars stopped to view the fracas which wasn’t a violent fight, but a battle that involved a joke off.
With Christmas days away the elf, named Sid, last winning joke was
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws
It was unclear whether the rabbit left as the jokes were so s**t or he couldn’t compete anymore
More to follow…

10/10/2021

A local whistleblower has blown his whistle and has found some highly sensitive information. It has come to light that the pirate ship ride from is going to be relocated on Bank Road in . One can only assume that the roadworks going on at the moment are to accommodate this.

09/10/2021

A lovely new slide to be installed in the park. Perfect length for sliding down and a nice stable base. Free for all to use, no need to be a member

01/10/2021

Bore da fellow citizens of Llangennech. A local announcement regarding the bin collection next week.
They will be collected on the same day as usual
Back to your business now

30/09/2021

*UPDATE* Mrs Jones has been seen getting antihistamine from the pharmacy. The cat seen tormenting customers coming out of Co-op.

30/09/2021

30/09/2021

A cat, described as catlike by Mr Evans, has been seen entering Mrs Jones’ garden.
Mrs Jones has an allergy to cats…more to come on this breaking story

30/09/2021

Good morning folks of Llangennech.
Welcome to the Cachu News of Llangennech.
Todays Cachu news is that it’s raining…a lot
That is all from todays Cachu News Desk