Mursal Memon

01/07/2024

My 1 cent (inflation adjusted) on Ali shekhani buying K electric and Saad hashmani buying PIA.

PRACTICAL SOLUTION.

05/03/2024

Facebook and Insta ki asal story.

30/03/2023

ChatGPT and Pakistani Politicians :D

18/03/2023

Secret Recipe of Karachi Kings in Pakistan Super League 8 is leaked.
Share you views in comment section ::D

13/03/2023

5th march PSL Special Standup Openmic performance on OTeri platform.

Tshirt by guygearofficial (highly recommended)

11/03/2023

5th March PSL Special performance.

Leave your feedback in the comment section and stay in touch for more :D

08/03/2023

Ek baat to clear Karachi ka masla Babar Azam nahi tha..
Karachi ka masla .... Pakistan Peoples Party hai.

Enjoy PSL.

02/03/2023

Performed at a pet show in Karachi University.

You can clearly see how energetic this crowd was.

More videos coming.

28/02/2023

Inshallah will be performing.
Raftar

25/02/2023

Crazzzy audience is all you need for the motivation :D
The Jungle PK

21/02/2023

Glimpse of 14th Feb Valentine Special Standup Comedy Show by Raftar

Stay in touch for more ;)

20/02/2023

Date scenes in Pakistan
Courtesy: Raftar

20/02/2023

Ek din anand bhaaai uthega.. bus koi jadoo ki jhappi to de, I mean LOAN TO DAYY.

15/02/2023

Being savage is just part of us :D

13/02/2023

14th Feb, Valentine Special Open Mic standup comedy show.

Larki naa sahi, laughter zaroor milega :D

08:30 pm, Fortune towers, shahra e faisal on 14th Feb, 2023.

Raftar

07/02/2023

Caption this.

07/02/2023

For Karachi, bike par tripple sawari karlain.

30/01/2023

A little about my hometown, Larkana.

Share if you can relate something similar about your own city.

Thank you for this opportunity.

22/08/2022

Political rallies : LET'S BLOCK ROADS.
RabiulAwal : LET'S BLOCK ROADS.
Muharram: LET'S BLOCK ROADS.
Shaadi: LET'S BLOCK ROADS.
Any ahtejaaj: LET'S BLOCK ROADS.

Sazish bhale bahar hoti hai, jahalat ander hai mulk k.

Every single thing mentioned above must be practiced at a specific location.

For religious purpose: Out of city, deeen k lye takleef doosre ko nahi khud ko do.

For political: Should be banned at least in Karachi, jab kisi ko ikhtyaar hi nahi to rally kahe ki.

For Strikes: INSIDE RELEVANT AUTHORITY (NOT EVEN OUTSIDE)

Wasted around 50 minutes and IMPORTED FUEL yesterday due to JI Rally.

22/05/2022

Always remember these 3 Realities of Life:

Everyone’s reality is different for sure however there are some realities that are true for all of us.

1. Life is Difficult:
2. Life is Difficult for Everyone:
3. Life is More Difficult for Some than Others

People seem to believe life is easy, Naah, that’s because we expect it to be. We expect the government to solve our problems, provide jobs, build infrastructure but deep inside we all know and accept the fact that we do no play our part. We expect the prize without having to pay the price. That’s not reality, LIFE IS HARD, AND LET'S FACE IT.

Even if we are willing to concede that life is difficult for most people, deep down inside many of us secretly hope somehow that this truth doesn’t apply to us. Well, no one can escape life’s problems, losses and failures. But still we ask this question that how can my life be more difficult than my friend's? Why me? Read the third and final reality of life again…… let me help “Life is More Difficult for some than others – but attitude makes a difference” Instead of why me? Let’s say TRY ME.

Life is like a tunnel, your train might take some time to get to the other side, the brighter one. But it will get there for sure.

"Life is like a deck chair. On the cruise ship of life, some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been.Other people face their chairs forward; they want to see where they are going."

Which way is you deck chair facing?

You may have experienced more difficulties than me, life's playing field is not leveled at all, but always remember one thing

[Allah does not charge a soul except [with that within] its capacity] : Surah Al Baqarah 02:286

[Allah insan ko utnaa hi aazmaata hai jitna uski istetaat ho] : Surah Al Baqarah 02:286

If you’re not graduating on time, IT’S OKAY. If you’re not getting a good job, IT’S OKAY. I’ve seen my fellows getting jobs after months and several attempts even after graduating ON TIME and some of them getting jobs even before their late graduation.
If you're comparing your life with others then you're comparing oranges with apples.

Funny Fact: You’re something new in this world. Never before, since the beginning of time, has there ever been anybody exactly like you. The science of genetics inform us that chances of someone being exactly like you is 1 over 300,000 billion. In other words, if you parents mated for 300,000 billion times, there is only one chance that the person who is specifically you, would be born. – Yeh naa hopaayega.

Sources:
- You and Inheridity, by Amram Scheinfeld
- Sometimes you win sometimes you learn, by John C. Maxwell
- How to enjoy your life and your job, by Dale Carnegie

11/05/2022

Never look at things in Isolation, try other perspectives as well.

25/04/2022

A fourteen-year-old Dua Zehra Kazmi went missing on April 16 from her residence in Karachi.

Speaking to the media, Dua’s parents said that a mosque in Karachi refused to make an announcement seeking information to find the missing girl because they were Shias, and mosques do not make announcements for Shia names in Pakistan.

This statement is being continuously circulated on Social Media as a Shia Sunni Conflict, which intentionally or unintentionally was endorsed by Media and Mr. Zafar Abbas on a Ramazan transmission.

Various individuals, groups and pages are sharing the mentioned below video clip with a similar caption staring 'mosque refuses to make an announcement to trace missing girl Dua Zehra as she has a ‘Shia name’'.

This is not the right moment for such conflicts and hate speech, these are our sisters and daughters. Avoid sharing such posts.

We request media, police and specially Mr. Zafar Abbas to mention the name and location of Masjid/imaam for appropriate action and not to use / provide an opportunity to extremists to use this mishap for igniting Shia Sunni conflict.

Let's pray for our daughters Dua Zehra and Nimra Kazmi.

16/04/2022

Two wrongs don't make a right.

If Imran khan is actually trying to change something, change the public stance first. Enlighten us with actual conspiracy and conspirators. An average Pakistani citizen doesn't even know what voting is.

Let's change the stance, expose every institution, business community and bureaucratic system which keeps on feeding their infinite greed.

Note: I do not support any political party at all.

Gallup Pakistan report:http://gallup.com.pk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/General-Election-2018-Who-Voted-for-Whom-and-Why-1.pdf

28/12/2021

Universe is listening to you.

Short story: Every business has a goal, mostly financial and growth wise. Around 6 months back, we were introduced with another dimension, RELIGIOUS GOAL IN A BUSINESS, which was obviously surprising because it wasn't part of our Business program(s).

Heard about a local company, (GHANI GLASS) had a religious goal to motivate employees to offer SALAH (Namaaz) during office timing, it's another story how this goal was accomplished but the goal itself was kind of inspiring for us. Decided to implement it someday if we ever hire our own team.

We (Signature & Co) started hiring few months back and last team member we hired, started the same culture we wanted to do.

This is the routine on and off we try to follow:
- Namaz break.
- 10 minutes Taleem after Zohar namaz before lunch.

Sole purpose of the post is to pass on something worthy we got for free.

Mursal Memon

02/10/2021

Another hero left us today. A hero who reshaped the comedy standards and inspired millions.

May Allah grant him higher ranks.

Inna lillahe wainna elahi rajiyuun.

20/09/2021

This small talk is about how some myths regarding starting a business (regardless of scale) is becoming a hurdle in actual ex*****on.

Looking for creative or unique idea and raising investment have been glorified to much extent that the basic purpose is forgotten.

Youtube link: https://youtu.be/Zkhx1IyedsQ
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mursal.memon

14/09/2021

These are the words of a very successful karobari.

The concept of Learning in desi terminology:

If you Learn, you able to remove the first letter of the word i.e. 'L' and you will be left with 'earning'.

If you don't spend time learning, 'earning' part will be removed and you will left with ' L '.

Ab jo chayie lelo aap naujawan log.

13/09/2021

What do you see in this picture?

13/09/2021

Media plays a vital role in shaping our society.

Reality check #1: This is the level of content/news they share and yet, are brave enough to questions cultural norms.

Reality check #2: This is the result of supply and demand, in short, they produce these because we watch/click on them.

Ps: These suggestions are not based on my personal likes and dislikes.

08/09/2021

He is forever grateful for your love, loyalty, and service. HE ACTUALLY wouldn’t have made it this far if not for each and every single one of you.

Happy anniversary to my QI, QNET, The V family all over the world! I am forever grateful for your love, loyalty, and service. We wouldn’t have made it this far if not for each and every single one of you. I can’t wait for the next 23 more years!

See you in a bit for our grandest 23rd anniversary celebration ever!