Two Smokin' Guns

04/08/2024

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The Winter Show. Scotty & Ruttsy discussed fun facts about Winter, including coldest temperatures, people called Winter, Favorite winter-warmer meals, Winter Olympic sports & the best Winter songs. Stay warm!

07/04/2024

The Tassie Edition: This episode we focussed our attention on Tasmania. Top 10 places to visit, favourite Wineries & Gin Distilleries, and Famous Tasmanians. Footy players, cricketers, sportspeople, authors, royalty, woodchoppers and actors. Then Scotty explored the life & times of Errol Fly...

21/01/2024

Fresh from a round of golf, Scotty & Ruttsy took on the History of Golf. Racing tips early & then we moved through; Why 18 holes?, 13th century Dutch ‘Kolf’, Lots of dodgy Dutch pronunciation by Scotty, Golf/Drinking through the ages, the History of Par, Mulligan golf & a Golf joke t...

21/01/2024

It’s AO week in Melbourne, so Scotty & Ruttsy took on the History of Tennis. From Royal tennis, Henry VIII, French Monks, Jeu de Paume, Davis Cup, Cash & Carry Pyle, Tennis Scoring, Howard Head, Bob Slazenger & Great tennis deaths. Then we went through most tournaments, fastest serves & Tallest & Shortest players. We finished with a Roger Federer tribute song.

It’s AO week in Melbourne, so Scotty & Ruttsy took on the History of Tennis. From Royal tennis, Henry VIII, French Monks, Jeu de Paume, Davis Cup, Cash & Carry Pyle, Tennis Scoring, Howard Head, Bob Slazenger & Great tennis deaths. Then we went through most tournaments, fastest serves ...

27/06/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy bemoaned the loss of Fantales and discussed their favourite lollies, Submersible implosions & Chappelli versus Beefy. Ruttsy described his Pentridge Prison experience, which lead to some prison songs including Back on the Chain Gang by The Pretenders. We then took on Vlad’s...

26/06/2023

The SXSW festival debuts in Sydney from 15th to 22nd October 2023. Ruttsy sat down with Andrew Watt to discuss all things SXSW Austin & SXSW Sydney. What is SXSW? When did it start? How did it evolve? If you attend what will you experience? How can you get involved?

12/06/2023

Ruttsy left alone in the studio to play his fave Australian Indie bands – Bad Dreems epic song Jack, Beddy Rays great song Sobercoaster, The Pretty Things song Serve Yourself & Bad Dreems song By My Side. I’m acting like Lee Simon at this point! Ruttsy chatted with Kirstan Corben, Executive Dire...

06/06/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy on The Week That Was discussed Tina Turner, The Big Freeze slide, How to order in Chinese Restaurants & the Caulfield racecourse redevelopment (including knife sharpening techniques!). Then we discussed the most relaxing song in the world, Musk’s brain implant proposal, Strange Leu...

05/06/2023

Ruttsy spoke with Kirstan Corben, Executive Director of the Danny Frawley Centre. We covered what the Centre is, what it offers & how it is helping improve physical & mental health outcomes across the community. We discussed the features of the facility, Kirstan’s background & that of her team, th...

23/05/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed a silent Big Ben, Tik Tok in Montana & the new Indiana Jones premiere. We talked about Killer Whales, Aussie Slang, NYC’s heavyweight problem & Kurt Cobain’s guitar. Song of the week was 24 Frames by Jason Isbell. Scotty’s rant was about paranormal activity in country...

23/05/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed a silent Big Ben, Tik Tok in Montana & the new Indiana Jones premiere. We talked about Killer Whales, Aussie Slang, NYC’s heavyweight problem & Kurt Cobain’s guitar. Song of the week was 24 Frames by Jason Isbell. Scotty’s rant was about paranormal activity in country Victoria. Wine of the week was Carmenere. Food was lunchbox sangers, Nigerian soup & mobile Pizza. More random madness from the Two Smokin’ Guns.

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed a silent Big Ben, Tik Tok in Montana & the new Indiana Jones premiere. We talked about Killer Whales, Aussie Slang, NYC’s heavyweight problem & Kurt Cobain’s guitar. Song of the week was 24 Frames by Jason Isbell. Scotty’s rant was about paranormal activity in country...

16/05/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Mother’s day flower prices, Queueing, MND & who should go down the slide. What Caught My Eye included the US Writer’s Strike, Odd Spots, Kid’s biting back and some Jokes. Song of the week was My Father’s hands by Broderick Smith (RIP). Scotty’s Rant was about Car ...

01/05/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy showcased their new stings. The Week That Was featured the Melbourne Chilli-Eating Championship results & Jetstar punch-ups, What Caught My Eye featured Arab’s in Space, Jupiter rockets, Pentridge hotel rooms, Seagull Screeching Championships, Rosco’s n**e pledge & a joke. Song o...

25/04/2023

In a remarkable demonstration of structure & organisation, the Two Smokin’ Guns have decided to do “segments”. Most radio shows caught onto this concept 40 years ago, so yes, we are late to the party! Segment 1 was Magic Moments of the week past which was all about Barry Humphries & Father Bob...

17/04/2023

Scotty almost died from asphyxiation during the show but we still managed to discuss Ruttsy’s Hot Cross Bun tasting competition, Bears killing joggers (BTW Ruttsy has been scared of Bears since the movie Grizzly), S*x Dolls being used as passengers, Ruttsy’s chat with Jordan Belfort & Paolo Nuti...

11/04/2023

Ruttsy sat down with Harry Hill, Senior Captain of Old Brighton, to discuss last season’s successes, the pre-season under new coach Dan Donati, his leadership group, the strong connection between the school, U19’s & the Senior team, the importance of the women’s football program to the Club’...

09/04/2023

Ahead of the 2023 VAFA Football season, Ruttsy spoke with the President of Old Brighton Grammarians Football Club, Tom Clarke, about the changes since last season, the ambitions for 2023, the new coaching groups at the Club & the great spirit of the OBGFC community. Go Tonners!

06/04/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Footy, Transistors, Coronation dinner menus from bygone eras, the new Australian province of Jimland, old mate Donald Trump, Camel beauty contests & cloning, Gwyneth’s day in court, AC/DC’s comeback, Mick Gatto’s charity lunch & Fish in deep water. We outro’d with H...

28/03/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the world of Electric Bikes, What’s on in Melbourne, Lewd names on Boats, Funny boat names, the many flavours of Hot Cross Buns, Dougie Hawkins lightning strike, more Harry/Sparkle gifts, the new Elvis chapel of love in Abbotsford & a confusing tale of ChatGPT, Bots, Onli...

20/03/2023

On this weeks episode, Ruttsy spoke with Dave Wassell to understand all about the phenomenon that is Pickleball, and also spoke with Sally Hillman to learn more about the wonderful world of Champagne. Cheers.

13/03/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Spag Bol, Dinners in Flats, Powdered Beer, Karens 2.0, Aussie Cardboard Drones in Ukraine, Overdue library books, Elle McFeast’s Chopper Read interview, Orca’s killing sharks, Narco-tourism, Garages for sale, Magician’s abused on ships & Poor Harry who now wants an apo...

20/02/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy chatted cricket, Titus O’Reilly tipping guidelines, the Chappelli versus Beefy feud, Harry & Megan on South Park, the banning of Delilah at Welsh rugby games, Wedding facts & Drug sniffing Squirrels. We also interviewed local identity, David Wassell, on the Pickleball phenomenon.

20/02/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy chatted cricket, Titus O’Reilly tipping guidelines, the Chappelli versus Beefy feud, Harry & Megan on South Park, the banning of Delilah at Welsh rugby games, Wedding facts & Drug sniffing Squirrels. We also interviewed local identity, David Wassell, on the Pickleball phenomenon.

13/02/2023

Scotty interviewed Ruttsy about his big road trip which took in Canberra, Bateman’s Bay, Sydney, Walcha, Mudgee, Bowral, Mollymook & Lakes Entrance. Ruttsy walked through Walcha Cup race weekend and all fun, frivolity & colourful characters involved. We also covered country Greyhound tracks, famou...

13/02/2023

Scotty interviewed Ruttsy about his big road trip which took in Canberra, Bateman’s Bay, Sydney, Walcha, Mudgee, Bowral, Mollymook & Lakes Entrance.
Ruttsy walked through Walcha Cup race weekend and all fun, frivolity & colourful characters involved. We also covered country Greyhound tracks, famous greyhounds and the most Apt/Appropriate names in sport. We finished with the song Barely Losing by Richmond Fontaine.

Scotty interviewed Ruttsy about his big road trip which took in Canberra, Bateman’s Bay, Sydney, Walcha, Mudgee, Bowral, Mollymook & Lakes Entrance. Ruttsy walked through Walcha Cup race weekend and all fun, frivolity & colourful characters involved. We also covered country Greyhound tracks, famou...

25/01/2023

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Melbourne summers, Vegemite Pizza’s, Low alcohol beer, the phenomena of Chat GPT and the Two Smokin’ Guns song that it produced, Some of Ruttsy’s favourite Oxymorons, plus Scotty read out his Letter to the Editor rant about Pup’s public spat. We played Helplessly Ho...