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Hau! Tena koe.I just got to Armadillo, need some feed for my hoiho and this place looked...quiet. After this mornings co...
17/12/2020

Hau! Tena koe.
I just got to Armadillo, need some feed for my hoiho and this place looked...quiet.
After this mornings coach mission, I ended up waking up on top of a snowy mountain to the north. Now I don’t know what was in that whiskey but I woke up in a little tent in spider gorge! Luckily the horse was nearby or else I would have frozen solid up there. This Māori fulla isn’t built for snow, give me the sea any day.
Anyway, so I trekked down the mountain to find warmth and came to a place called Valentine. There I met a man, name of Knossos. A dark skinned fulla; he saw the pelts on the back of hoiho and asked if I wanted to hunt together. Managed to take down a couple whitetail bucks with nice antlers; and Knossos stood by and appreciated. I chucked one buck over the back of hoiho and dumped the other on the ground. Knossos looked on, curious. I jumped on Hoiho and lassoed the one on the ground to drag along behind. Knossos yelled out “heeey partner what are you doing?!?” I told him I can’t chuck it on the back so I’ll drag the thing back to camp. He couldn’t believe it; “well I’ll be!” He shouted. “I never thought of doing that!!” Can’t beat the ol Hori knowhow eh. I asked where his catch was but he didn’t seem too interested in the deer. That’s when he said; “hunting deer is all fine and well.. but there’s nothing like hunting another human.” I went to reach for Patu but he quickly said “wait on partner I’m not going to hunt you; at least not yet anyway. I mean hunting bounties, have you done em? Can be lucrative and a good way to get a favor or two from someone with a bit of power.” I thought that sounded interesting; like hunting that escaped pawnee captive with the Lakota. “Dead or alive; either way you get paid.” Knossos continued. “Though I normally go for the ‘alive’ approach. More money that way. That doesn’t mean they have to be...in pristine condition when they are handed in. If a particularly nasty case comes by me I might wanna get me some justice all for myself with one of them big white boys.” Before I could ask he pulls his shirt up to show me all the scars across his back and shoulders; deep cuts scarred over like a thick puoro of suffering. “Virginia. I escaped across to the west just before slavery was done away with. Technically there’s still a price on my head for killing my master and escaping. Slavery might be over but murder sure ain’t.” I then told him about how I was put in jail for killing a fulla that I didn’t kill, and the pākeha lady that broke me out of jail to help find her tanes real killers. He let out a whistle and a look of surprise crossed his face.
We both agreed to not shoot each other, at least not until the bounty was done and we both took our share.
A sheriff had put a bounty on an outlaw just outside of Armadillo so we head there, dispatch the posse trying to protect him, hogtied the outlaw and put on the back of hoiho. Well s**t after that the bandits came like they were crawling out of the walls of the canyon. After 30-40 minutes of fighting through bandits and looting their bodies; we head off to meet the sheriff, drop the captive off to county and split the bounty. Before Knossos turned to ride away he said “hey Pyre, you watch yourself around here. Not many people like talking to black folk; would much rather turn us into strange fruit, hanging from the tree like.”
With that, he tipped his hat and rode away.
On the way back to Armarillo I was tracked by 2 wolves. Good timing as I was trying to find a butcher anyway. I’ll stay the night here and talk to some locals to see what’s happening around here.

Hau, tena koe.The day started off with a delivery to Thieves Landing; a man Hector wanted a wagon dropped off but no one...
16/12/2020

Hau, tena koe.
The day started off with a delivery to Thieves Landing; a man Hector wanted a wagon dropped off but no one around had mana enough to take on the job. Well I do and I need the money if I’m gonna get home someday so I told the fulla I’d do it.
He said to watch for bandits and thieves but where DONT you have to watch your back here. Trip went well, had to gun down 6 bandits that wanted a piece. I didn’t want to leave the wagon so I shot them while riding by with no issue. When I got there some of the locals welcomed me, thanked and paid me, gave me a couple shots of whiskey and sent me on my way.
I have a feeling I’ll be back here sometime soon.

14/12/2020

Eah so I was sitting at camp, cooking some meat I got from an apistacihkos I stalked last night when out of nowhere 4 pākeha fullas ride up and start giving me trouble. Starting talking about how I’m “the darkest man I’ve seen in these parts, like a walking shadow” he says to his friends. While they laughed I stood up; turns out they don’t like it when shadows are longer and taller than them. They started reaching for their holsters and the wahanui aimed his piece at me, but before they had time I introduced them to Patu. Now I have to move camp before the wolves get wind of what Patu has done and try it with us too.
It would be nicer for everyone if people just let me have a feed in peace.

A lot of these fullas don’t know how to look after their coaches; I’ve had some desperate people give me money and gold ...
14/12/2020

A lot of these fullas don’t know how to look after their coaches; I’ve had some desperate people give me money and gold to help them get theirs back. Kei te pai I could use the cash.
I hit a milestone today; since coming west a few days ago I’ve earned my first gold bar and first 100 bucks. Treated myself to one of those fancy camera pictures the butcher was talking about when I sold him wolf hearts. Aue! Matua won’t believe it when I show him when I get home!

14/12/2020

I have been in this crazy land for a while now.
I still remember the lies the colonials told me. "this is the adventure of a lifetime" they said. "a savage such as yourself should be greatful for this chance" they said. Reckoned I was going to see the queen to tell them about my home of Aotearoa.
What a crock of s**t.

I spent 10 moons in a cramped, stinking boat full of drunk sailors and rotting whale meat; all to go see this 'Queen' I was told was so great. At times it got so bad I wanted to throw myself overboard to get away from the smell, but I wanted to get home and see my beautiful Amotawa again. I think the only reason I made it to England was because the ships crew were scared I would put a mataku on them if they tried anything. These colonials are so scared of ghosts its too easy to scare them into leaving me alone.

I will write more another time, I can hear a pack of wolves approaching my camp and I may need the pelts to exchange for goods in town tomorrow.

Ok so this wahine pākaha reckons I got thrown in jail coz I was accused of killing her tane! I thought it was coz I show...
13/12/2020

Ok so this wahine pākaha reckons I got thrown in jail coz I was accused of killing her tane! I thought it was coz I showed Patu to a fulla trying to rob me but ok. Anyway she’s giving me some better clothes and a inu (I’ll show them the vorteke later if they want) and she wants me to go suss out who actually killed her man. And get this; she even had some boil up to share! Too much lady I’ll work for you all good 🤙🏼

Chur so I was just spending another day in prison when the guard reckoned to me ‘oi get in the carriage, you’re going to...
13/12/2020

Chur so I was just spending another day in prison when the guard reckoned to me ‘oi get in the carriage, you’re going to go work somewhere else’ so I did and on the way, some pākeha fullas hold up the carriage and let me go! This place is pōrangi.

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