Escape2Hollywood

12/02/2022

Newest Episode of Escape 2 Hollywood!!! Join Harris, Alex, and Chris as they welcome a new guest to the show, the Juice Monster who drops by to talk about his various abilities, uses for his juices, and other excretions. Then, we talk to two concerned citizens of Hollywood who discuss with us the various problems they have with Hollywood as natives of the city.

Join Harris, Alex and Chris as they welcome a new guest to the show, the Juice Monster who drops by to talk about his various abilities, uses for his juices and other excretions. Then, we talk to two concerned citizens of Hollywood who discuss with us the various problems they have with Hollywood as...

25/12/2021

Merry Christmas! Chris, Alex, and Harris talk a bit of Christmas-time jibber-jabber. Then, returning guests Tad Hotscotchy joins us to talk about his dog, freshly returned from the belly of a gator. Finally, we get a visit from a very special bearded holiday-time figure with some marital problems. Ho-Ho-Ho!

Merry Christmas! Chris, Alex, and Harris talk a bit of Christmas-time jibber-jabber. Then, returning guests Tad Hotscotchy joins us to talk about his dog, freshly returned from the belly of a gator. Finally, we get a visit from a very special bearded holiday-time figure with some marital problems. H...

24/11/2021

No! Don't hit delete again! We've been trying to put this episode out for 3 weeks but we keep 86'ing it! Vince Bacaladoo returns to talk about his new career as a stand up comedian. Alex prefers his music.

22/10/2021

All the Chris's that Alex'd upon our Harris. On this episode of the E2H, we talk to two actors, one of the screen and one of the stage.

28/09/2021

Kookaburra Jones returns to talk about his Australian animal employees and their unionization efforts. Then, rap sensation Supa-cabra joins us to explain whether his name is about soup, or a play on super. We don't really get a good answer.

14/09/2021

Chris, Harris, and Alex welcome you to Flee2thaCleave.com podcast, the number one Cleveland based podcas... no wait... Chris, Harris, and Alex chat about Tamura Morrison, the actor who played ALL the clone troopers in the star wars. Then, Gary the Ghost Hunter is looking for new exorcism customers, and Rob Boss, prolific actor, joins the gang to talk about his sordid past in the movie industry.

Chris, Harris, and Alex welcome you to Flee2thaCleave.com podcast, the number one Cleveland based podcas... no wait... Chris, Harris, and Alex chat about Tamura Morrison, the actor who played ALL the clone troopers in the star wars. Then, Gary the Ghost Hunter is looking for new exorcism customers,....

26/08/2021

Avast, listeners, we're being boarded by the pizza pirates! Then, mens fragrance maker Wes Dagger joins us looking for new perfume ideas.

04/08/2021

Chris, Harris and Alex are joined by the snakey lakester to talk about snakey lakes... wait that doesnt seem right. Lakester? Not leakster? Its what he said, huh? Also, the continuing adventures of Spite Man have some new developments.

27/07/2021

BEHOLD! THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT! THE HEIGHTS OF HUMAN CAPACITY! A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RUNNING IN CIRCLES AND THROWING HEAVY STUFF! Today on the E2H we interview Olympic Athletes and Coaches both, hoping to get a scoop on the events to watch! Now we just gotta wait for the fall olympics, my favorite events are darts, bowling, and the olympic bud light chug!

BEHOLD! THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT! THE HEIGHTS OF HUMAN CAPACITY! A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RUNNING IN CIRCLES AND THROWING HEAVY STUFF! Today on the E2H we interview Olympic Athletes and Coaches both, hoping to get a scoop on the events to watch! Now we just gotta wait for the fall olympics, my fav...

13/07/2021

E2H! On this episode we play a little bit of maury povich and reunite two people with the same father. The father being a crocodile who also seems to be a pirate?

29/06/2021

E2H!!! Chris's baby is old enough to get a job in the mail room, so we're back for more interviews. The ghost of Huell Howser is back with more stories from Hells Gold, then we talk to a confused 80's business man with a very large phone, even by 80's businessman standards. Deborah!

23/05/2021

Damn you Time magazine for not recognizing our amazing podcast.

From a deep dive into the life and career of Selena Quintanilla in 'Anything for Selena' to the stories behind Black Lives Matter protesters in 'Resistance'

11/05/2021

Chris, Alex, and Harris spend some time chatting about Seinfeld and video games, then interview a real estate broker who only sells houses that are a bit... spooky. Finally, someones senile grandpa calls in to wish Jeff a happy birthday.

https://anchor.fm/escape2hollywoodpodcast/episodes/Episode-77-Moving-Houses-e10n8et

Chris, Alex, and Harris spend some time chatting about Seinfeld and video games, then interview a real estate broker who only sells houses that are a bit... spooky. Finally, someones senile grandpa calls in to wish Jeff a happy birthday.

04/05/2021

Summers coming up fast, and its time for some sports! Chris, Alex and Harris interview a rowdy boxer and a mysterious pitcher in this athletic episode of the E2H podcast.

https://anchor.fm/escape2hollywoodpodcast/episodes/Episode-76-Sports-e108cdb

Summers coming up fast, and its time for some sports! Chris, Alex and Harris interview a rowdy boxer and a mysterious pitcher in this athletic episode of the E2H podcast.

28/04/2021

Fantasy Cats~~~~! Chris, Harris and Alex discuss whether to measure Derek Jeter in liters or meters, then get drafted to fill in for our fantasy universe doppelcast (Escape 2 Wizardwood) and interview some quite rude fantasy type peoples. Fantasy Cats!

https://anchor.fm/escape2hollywoodpodcast/episodes/Episode-75-FANTASY-CATS-evs41n

Fantasy Cats~~~~! Chris, Harris and Alex discuss whether to measure Derek Jeter in liters or meters, then get drafted to fill in for our fantasy universe doppelcast (Escape 2 Wizardwood) and interview some quite rude fantasy type peoples. Fantasy Cats!

16/04/2021

Chris, Alex, and Harris discuss the first drinks we'll have once bars reopen, then get kidnapped by some mob toughs and their boss, who we then interview!

https://anchor.fm/escape2hollywoodpodcast/episodes/Episode-74-Kidnapped-ev2g5j

Chris, Alex, and Harris discuss the first drinks we'll have once bars reopen, then get kidnapped by some mob toughs and their boss, who we then interview!

06/04/2021

Chris, Harris and Alex discuss which sense would be the hardest to describe to someone without eyes, ears, nose, etc. Then, two very burly but very child friendly guests join us to discuss their lives.

03/04/2021

Harris, Chris, and Alex get a surprising visit from Tom Brokaw Junior Jr who is reporting on a manhunt currently happening in the Hollywood Hills. Two guests join them that may not be who they seem at first... but maybe they are? Find out what goes down in this week's episode of Escape2Hollywood!

16/03/2021

Chris, Harris, and Alex spend a bit discussing the stranger questions about Star Wars, then reluctantly welcome back guest Jameson T. Piccadilly. Finally, a new guest joins our hosts to discuss his life as a water park afficionado.

09/03/2021

Chris, Harris and Alex welcome back Tallahassee-based poet Tad Hotscotchy to talk about his new book of poems to his dog, and the person he hired to find said dog.

16/02/2021

After 69 episodes of the Escape 2 Hollywood podcast, we finally do in fact say .cum! The randiest, tandiest episode of E2H yet, we've got a whole cast of sexy new characters to introduce, so strap in, strap on, and pucker up for the CUM! 2! HOLLYWOOOOOOOD! podcast.com (that time it wasnt .cum)

02/02/2021

Chris, Harris, and Alex chat about crazy dreams, run a commercial for Baby Toupees, then interview old friends Sid Arthur Katana and Flam Burlington about the state of their respective Sword and Drum businesses.

https://anchor.fm/escape2hollywoodpodcast/episodes/Episode-68-You-didnt-understand-Mon-Oncle--Harris-eprk1l

Chris, Harris, and Alex chat about crazy dreams, run a commercial for Baby Toupees, then interview old friends Sid Arthur Katana and Flam Burlington about the state of their respective Sword and Drum businesses.

26/01/2021

Episode 67 of the Escape 2 Hollywood Podcast! dot com. Chris, Harris, and Alex spend a few minutes talking about their SECOND favorite Tarantino movies (thats one original premise, I know!) then interview returning guest Mr. Monopoly, whos board game business is going under in a post "Catan" world, and finally we have a chat with William Dachshund, a famous dog food critic with his own youtube review channel.

Episode 67 of the Escape 2 Hollywood Podcast! dot com. Chris, Harris, and Alex spend a few minutes talking about their SECOND favorite Tarantino movies (thats one original premise, I know!) then interview returning guest Mr. Monopoly, whos board game business is going under in a post "Catan" world,....

19/01/2021

EXECUTE EPISODE 66!! A couple of days ago in a studio nearby, Harris, Chris, and Alex discuss all things Star Wars and talk to some guests from all over the galaxy, mostly in the music business. We have not one, but TWO Space country Stars and one of the biggest band managers in the galaxy. TUNE IN FOR THE RADDEST PODCAST EPISODE IN THE GALAXY!

EXECUTE EPISODE 66!! A couple of days ago in a studio nearby, Harris, Chris, and Alex discuss all things Star Wars and talk to some guests from all over the galaxy, mostly in the music business. We have not one, but TWO Space country Stars and one of the biggest band managers in the galaxy. TUNE IN....

13/01/2021

Chris, Alex, and Harris get a free set of big bear ski tickets and want to have some winter fun, but sometimes you just gotta have a ski-off to save the rec center!

12/01/2021

In memory of Jarod Lee Nandin. One of Harris's oldest friends passed away this past week, and so we, in however small a way, do our part to memorialize him. This episode is more emotional and serious than our usual podcasts, though we try to maintain humor in bleak times.

https://anchor.fm/escape2hollywoodpodcast/episodes/Episode-64-Infinitely-Excellent-eosnpk

In memory of Jarod Lee Nandin. One of Harris's oldest friends passed away this past week, and so we, in however small a way, do our part to memorialize him. This episode is more emotional and serious than our usual podcasts, though we try to maintain humor in bleak times.

29/12/2020

Happy new year! Sick of 2020 and with 7 hours until the end, Chris, Harris and Alex take a time machine to 2021 and end up overshooting all the way to 2121! Anythings better than this year.

22/12/2020

Merry Christmas from E2H! Chris, Alex, and Harris host a debate for union rep of the north pole, then a certain big red elf comes to take our present requests and talk about his most naughty list.

16/12/2020

EYYYYYYY NEW EPISODE! IT'S OUT! LISTEN TO IT!

Harris, Alex, and of course Chris MC talk about their holiday wishes, they talk to BARRY BANANA, and then wind things down by talking to Mark Hamill's BRO SHARK Hamill.

08/12/2020

Chris, Harris and Alex discuss their favorite Christmas songs, then interview a pair of Wisconsin trash reclaimers.

02/12/2020

Alex, Chris, and Harris talk to a New Zealander "Bird Wizard" and start off December with some hilarious antics.

24/11/2020

THANKSGIVING EPISODE!!! Harris, Alex, and Chris have a fantastic Thanksgiving feast they're preparing and a few of this year's favorite guests stop by to participate in the feast-ivities. Spiteman brings a host of his sponsors' Thanksgiving favorites, Tad Hotchiskotchy stops in to read us some of his new poems and give us some life updates, The Leakster shows up to divine us some Thanksgiving secrets, and last but CERTAINLY not least, everybody's favorite Christmas guy stops by to chow down. Tune in to find out more!

Harris, Alex, and Chris have a fantastic Thanksgiving feast they're preparing and a few of this year's favorite guests stop by to participate. Spiteman brings a host of his sponsors' Thanksgiving favorites, Tad Hotchiskotchy stops in to read us some of his new poems and give us some life updates, Th...

17/11/2020

Chris, Harris, and Alex talk about the future tech we're looking forward to, and why Alex LOVES MICHAEL BAY, WHAT A NONCE! Then, former FightChampion and current Fightlord, Doug Fightlord, joins us to explain what exactly a Fightlord is!

09/11/2020

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIND! We go back a little bit as we release episode 55! Why? Don't ask! We won't tell you! This is just how it's happening. Dealsies brah. Alex, Chris, and Harris talk about video games and other such pleasantries as they talk to an old buddy, Jimmy Bob Koy, so you gotta check it out!

Alex, Chris, and Harris talk about video games and other such pleasantries as they talk to an old buddy, Jimmy Bob Koy.

01/11/2020

The trial of the century! Chris, Harris, and Alex court-report the prosecution of the Time Wizard. Is he guilty? Is he innocent? Is he a nice plate of pesto pasta? Find out now!

12/10/2020

Chris, Alex and Harris chat about our favorite twilight zone episodes and our favorite open-faced sandwiches, then interview the natural born heir of the French Monarchy, Louis the 124th. Then Vince Bacaladoo drops by to tell us about his new TV show.

05/10/2020

E2H! Chris, Harris and Alex chat with the inventor of a new language, then we get our jocks thoroughly shocked by a local radio DJ!

25/09/2020

SHH! Alex is practicing for his flute recital! Chris, Harris and Alex get carried away chatting nonsense as usual, topics include our desert island sandwiches, Xavier: Renegade Angel, and the most recent earthquake.

11/09/2020

Enacting measures of safety, Chris, Alex, and Harris get together to record in person for the first time since COVID started, and the topics come at an ever more breakneck speed! Topics include short actors, Nikki 1 through 5, and applying to work at disneyland. Then, an Italian fashion designer joins us to discuss his newest clothing lines!

Enacting measures of safety, Chris, Alex, and Harris get together to record in person for the first time since COVID started, and the topics come at an ever more breakneck speed! Topics include short actors, Nikki 1 through 5, and applying to work at disneyland. Then, an Italian fashion designer joi...