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Dancing About Architecture presents a weekly podcast 'Every Number One Ever' where in celebration of the UK charts' 70th birthday every number one single will be rated and reviewed.

Episode 114‘Twattling’The lastest instalment of the podcast series where three people who should know better discuss UK ...
13/01/2025

Episode 114

‘Twattling’

The lastest instalment of the podcast series where three people who should know better discuss UK number one singles.

In the main we have known better, but not this episode.

The Gods of second place give us a good kicking.

Come laugh at our demise.

Also:
Torville and Dean,
More bad underwear
and more John Alford chat



https://open.spotify.com/episode/7iIY1WqsbgRUudCP7cl13f?si=BTpUZRo1QoCVR_lFqj2pYA

SLIGHT DELAY DUE TO CENSORSHIPEpisode 113‘Its all to do with legs’Alright?Good.So we're entering the last year of ENOE.N...
06/01/2025

SLIGHT DELAY DUE TO CENSORSHIP

Episode 113

‘Its all to do with legs’

Alright?
Good.

So we're entering the last year of ENOE.
No there's no bunting.
No balloons.
No celebration.

But you'd have it no other way, right?
Focussed on the prize.
The prize of: completing a once around all the UK number ones.

Today's menu -

Does EHarmony kills gay people?
Matt thinks something is sad.
Liam tries to punch somebody through his phone.
Craig gets h***y over an original mix.

That's all folks! Enjoy it!



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Episode 112‘Happy Good Day’We’re well into the hinterland betwixt Christmas and NY.Why am I saying this? Well its becaus...
30/12/2024

Episode 112

‘Happy Good Day’

We’re well into the hinterland betwixt Christmas and NY.

Why am I saying this? Well its because I slept in until noon, have no idea what day it is and thus have just remembered its Monday and I need to do the Episode stub on the socials.

Happy good day indeed.

Little to say other than there’s some good stuff contained within.

We learn Craigs radio listening habits.
Get introduced to chipmunk soul.
Matt says brown a lot.

Altogether now : OOOOOH OHHHHH ARRRRR-ARRRSE

See you over the year change x



https://open.spotify.com/episode/350Wy0TYdXGMz2KoZ3S5cY?si=iv8aw71OSlOT5bsQWCK0hQ

ENOE 111‘Our Prawn Ring’Everyone loves a Christmas special right?Well you’ll have to wait for Gavin and Stacey you festi...
23/12/2024

ENOE 111

‘Our Prawn Ring’

Everyone loves a Christmas special right?
Well you’ll have to wait for Gavin and Stacey you festive ponces.
We’re still grinding on, ignoring the carolers outside and flicking the v’s at the low hanging baubles, dedicating our lives to reviewing and deciding.

This is a good episode however its birth has been marred by various ghosts in the machine.
If you could download the file direct from Spotify you’d find it’s titled ‘Our Prawn Ring v.5’ as there was a period where I felt this sixty minutes of golden content wasn’t going to hit the “airwaves” due to me THROWING MY FU***NG LAPTOP THROUGH THE WINDOW.

Although, glory be: here it is.

And what a lineup -
The C word at number one!
Music makes the actual news (but its rubbish)!
And even though someone says “they can’t stop” we wish they could!
We get a whiff of a prawn ring!
A hero/villain returns!
And we all have to take anti-sickness tablets!
Matt prejudices the jury!
We all cop an eye full!
And top it all off with something that feels like a cardiac arrest!

Be well all!
Have a lovely festive break and we’ll see you just before NYE.



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Episode 110‘So It Goes’Theres usually a short time between recording and editing this revisionist history podcast review...
16/12/2024

Episode 110

‘So It Goes’

Theres usually a short time between recording and editing this revisionist history podcast reviewing every UK number one ever.
In that time the mood music can change and, some of the time, so has view.
With this tidbit in mind, I can only apologise for us not putting Liams second choice to death on immediate listen.
Either I have woken up in a cranky mood or this might be one of the most vacuous, annoying songs I’ve ever heard.
Anyways, other than that bit of house keeping:
Mad 50s music,
Great 80s pop,
Forgiven spousal abusers,
Modern pop classic
AND
Sean Paul.

Now if that doesnt get you up in the morning I’m not sure what else will.

Have a lovely day.



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EPISODE 109‘Justice for Andrew Scrivens’Today there’s anger at bad admin, a full and uninterrupted toilet break, and an ...
09/12/2024

EPISODE 109

‘Justice for Andrew Scrivens’

Today there’s anger at bad admin, a full and uninterrupted toilet break, and an admission bringing hope of justice for *looks at notes* Andrew Scrivens.

Matt introduces everyone to his old friend Jim.
Craig can barely contain his excitement at a 90s “classic”.
Liam pours time and effort into the duck to bpm ratio.

We da best music.

Apparently.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/4lfmXfSOitpu8Lzj2KxnMU?si=Ny5QLAa8QfOP9xdooVCsJQ

Episode 108‘Pato Tinted Lenses’Liam hands back his new years honours before they even get bestowed.Craig claims poor son...
02/12/2024

Episode 108

‘Pato Tinted Lenses’

Liam hands back his new years honours before they even get bestowed.

Craig claims poor songs again but appears to have it all wrong. Or does he?

Also, what the f**k is it with that Paul Daniels impersonation?! It really is the gift that keeps giving.

Does singing improve mental health? Liam says…..minimally.

And if that wasn’t enough, the door of the shop creaks open once again.



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Episode 107‘Stroking the Magnets’Usually I wouldn’t give tasting notes but I’d wait until later to crack this open.There...
25/11/2024

Episode 107

‘Stroking the Magnets’

Usually I wouldn’t give tasting notes but I’d wait until later to crack this open.

There’s just a couple of ribald bits that might not sit that well this early in the morning.

Just taster notes. Feel free to ignore.

We around the years as usual and meet some notable stars.
Pat Sharp, that guy who helped give Nesyamun’s voice back 3000 years hence, and Sting!

Yep, real STING! 100% non biological Sting.

File an ordily queue.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/1Xcfsk0KhOsNObo6ogGZ6Z?si=EAnIh9pEQvKP9m3qpNdEbQ

Episode 106‘Why do you have a hammer?’Pretty much our two year anniversary on the nose.We don’t like to dwell, mind.Not ...
18/11/2024

Episode 106

‘Why do you have a hammer?’

Pretty much our two year anniversary on the nose.
We don’t like to dwell, mind.
Not when theresmore music to display and dispatch.

As some form of celebration today’s ep is one of those classic mixed bag ones where it makes you wonder if there’s any sense in it all.
Although there is some gold there.
You just have to pan for it.

Matt has a hammer
Craig brings the controversy and
Liam makes a weird noise.

Two years in and very much so business as usual then.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/6IlVJKbiYSZwNBAlciNM9m?si=j38GStweQBGor0p_PM7AAQ

Episode 105‘There’s a spider’To keep on top of these short Monday morning text stubs I write shorthand notes when editin...
11/11/2024

Episode 105

‘There’s a spider’

To keep on top of these short Monday morning text stubs I write shorthand notes when editing the episode.
Condensed down, these truncated sentences and near formed thoughts come together in a smoothed paragraph or two to tweak your interest for the weeks episode.

In keeping with the ramshackle nature of this weeks episode I shall “print” the shorthand notes in full (redacted of spoilers).

——————
——————

Ep 105 - There’s a Spider
██ - ████ ██████
ITS ACE - Liam HATES it
Matt says its from the theatre
Craig says ‘harpy’
████ ██████ - ???
We talk about the Green Cross Code (good bit this)
The last ████
We don’t even listen to it
(Decision)
████ ██████
████ / ██████ - ████ █ ██
French Handbag
Craig implores ██ not to get the meat dress out again
████ - ████
Craig goes on a misplaced rant
ML disagrees
Everyones mispronouces things
Liam “stamps on it like a c**kroach”
████ - ████
“featuring notable anti-semite” (might edit)
Her middle name is Fanta and we all go to pieces
“There’s a spider”
Craig introduces us to the Northern Boys
(Decision)
████ - ████ ██ ██
Matt sings little donkey
████ ██ - ████
Liam says Hip Hop is redundant
Beard chat - ████ is in his Loggins era
████ - ████
Yawn
Craig likes
████ - ████
We play his version of come on eileen
Wheels are off OFFICIAL
(Decision) MAD C***S
The Craig firework



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EPISODE 104‘Bookend Geordie’We’ve still not come down from Cliffmas.Marked by my relentless volume during this episode. ...
04/11/2024

EPISODE 104

‘Bookend Geordie’

We’ve still not come down from Cliffmas.
Marked by my relentless volume during this episode. Apologies.

There’s some great songs today.
3 Phil’s, 2 c**k hands, and an Ivor Nawillin.

One of the 80s big hitters have their third reviewed, we discuss what set off Guetta, and Carly Simon has another swing at Warren Beatty in the guise of 1990s Euro dance.

It’s all go!



https://open.spotify.com/episode/1Ta9w4aa0cQGDNYYQyZm5y?si=XgTQD71eQi2ilx1S_CAQhA&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A3AWY7JNmE43eSEALsNlgZ3&t=2623

Episode 103‘Cliffmas ‘24’No flowery language, impenetrable lexis, rambling musing.This episode is f**ked.A verbal sigil ...
28/10/2024

Episode 103

‘Cliffmas ‘24’

No flowery language, impenetrable lexis, rambling musing.

This episode is f**ked.

A verbal sigil is created and works in front of your very ears. We all become intrigued/terrified. And when you think it’s over, it’s not!

From this day forth we will not be messing with the powers again.

We are sorry.

Please, please leave us alone.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/4lBMVod7bCEiQTWIGiHpYA?si=866zJ-ESQUisYeIxcpzD5A

Episode 101‘Herpes’ Come see our shiny burgers!Come be bewitched by a Spanish lothario!Come and see one of us meet one o...
14/10/2024

Episode 101

‘Herpes’

Come see our shiny burgers!
Come be bewitched by a Spanish lothario!
Come and see one of us meet one of our “List Songs”!

And while you’re coming, like World In Action we’re investigating whether or not it was too many shoes or too much coke! Or both!!

!!!

On top of this we get some children’s TV facts from Liam, we meet a DJ with the cold dead eyes of a killer, everyone goes Womp, and Liam puts Bjork and Lou Bega into a MagiMix.

Enjoyyyyyyyy



https://open.spotify.com/episode/1muYwa8bVncSugJ3Si6S54?si=L_gaNtwrSJyvCZKYdBYpbg&t=3

Episode 100‘Who was the owl?’Sitting on the cusp of history staring at a fresh page of leathery parchment quill taught i...
07/10/2024

Episode 100

‘Who was the owl?’

Sitting on the cusp of history staring at a fresh page of leathery parchment quill taught in claw.

We are now a centurion.

Does an hour of reflection beckon?
An audio cuddle at the end of memory lane?

Does. It. Chuff.

The milestone is noted and then immediately ignored as we get on with THE JOB IN HAND.

There’s no place for sentiment in big business (and revisionist history).

A moment of clarity: Thank you very much for following our pod for 100 episodes, supporting via the means of patreon and throwing rotten fruit at us when we get it wrong.
It can get lonely out here but we’ve not felt that once.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/1nEW5n56ehLX7U2e6xp2nL?si=8wIkv8Y4R8-gw20SSIFdfA

Episode 98‘Blue caused NineEleven’The only real thing of note I want to put out there today is just to reaffirm the apol...
23/09/2024

Episode 98

‘Blue caused NineEleven’

The only real thing of note I want to put out there today is just to reaffirm the apology on the pod to one of our randomly chosen artists.
But everyone should remember that fi*****ng is indeed safe and nothing to be ashamed of.

Other than that, I make no apology to Blue.
Non whatsoever.

I’m concentrating on the whales.
I’m thinking about the elephants.
I’m going to sleep dreaming of Lee Ryan.

*balloon deflates*



https://open.spotify.com/episode/1E0eoFshmmty9vm8EBMez1?si=kGDzJ3cVRl-FNmqhBaqTEw

23/09/2024

Where is 98?!

We’re looking for it.

Set to share.

MISSING PODS GROUP

Mums net is aflame.

Please come home 98!

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