Every Number One Ever

06/04/2026

ENOE Aftermath C - STAT ATTACK!!!

“Oh dear, what can the matter be?
ENOE stuck on the lavertry,
Wiping their bum with minimal sanitary,
Stats from their mouth foisted by Dr Noah Henry.”

Picking over the bones from 161 podcasts with special guest Dr Noah Henry.

Noahs presentation contains a heavy visual element so we’ve made today’s a ‘video special’:
https://youtu.be/kSE8ardy7jw?si=PwciZe4xx07HLcAC

Or you can go audio only here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4suXS3euOmNOfcH3e4NbGr?si=ikR2sn7HQuCM6jM3eTfkCw

Til we meet again, Vera Lynn

30/03/2026

‘Ask Us Anything’

As the loose ends continue to get tied, we find the time to answer listeners questions.
Hundreds of thousands.
Millions of billions of letters.
Huge fat sacks of them.

Enjoy! And we have one more dance around the sun next week!

In the meantime, here’s a picture of a frozen Liam winner of the 2025/26 Best Frozen Pose award.

Go well!



https://open.spotify.com/episode/39pwEoiWldr1RmMiYGMhWJ?si=LevuXqd4RZaMxHz9mMtFlQ

23/03/2026

Aftermath A - Mistakes and Regrets

Hello. You.

How's is 2026 going for you?
No!
Don’t actually answer the question!

About three weeks ago we three met again to pick over the bones of the last three years.

Here’s the fruits of our first meetup.

Taster notes:
*Edit on these episodes isn't as tight as series.
*Craig disappears for 7mins of the early part of the pod due to technical issue
*All the things we say about Greggs are filed under allegedly

https://open.spotify.com/episode/57F8hbaUliTP4wwQQS###a?si=ML_p1261Sk-wftxQsOZpWw

22/03/2026

ACHTUNG!

Every Number One Ever debrief starts tomorrow!
Form an orderly queue outside the door of your chosen podcast provider and get a scoop full when it lands in the morning.

It’s been too long!

22/03/2026

SAVE THE DATE

The date: Tomorrow

We start to discuss the fallout.

Head for your podcast sluice of choice just before breakfast.

We can't wait to get back deep into your ears.

25/02/2026

Lovely to be back with the lads

Good set of lads

Lads

15/01/2026

Hello!
Remember us?
No. Neither do we.

In a good few weeks we three will reconvieve to record some follow up episodes to find out “what we have learned”.

One of these episodes is to be an AMA type one. So, if there’s ever anything anyone has ever wondered or wanted to ask about what happened/what was behind/ or just anything else they wanted to know about the podcast that was ENOE, then now is your chance.

Message on the Facebook or insta pages, email at [email protected] (and ill ask Liam to check it when he gets back of holiday), or message/talk to/write a letter to myself, Craig or Liam.

Literally Ask Me (Us) Anything.

Cheers!

Matt x

29/12/2025

Episode 161 - ‘The Last’

Set out the traps!
Its time to snare the last.
The few remaining songs out there still need catching and - obviously - reviewing.
See them scurry helter skelter, avoiding the bags, swerving the nets.
But we’ll get them.
And we did.

The Last was recording in front of a live and cheering audience at DOA Studios and turned out to be as unpredictable and silly as the rest of the 160 episodes.
So, all good there.

A huge thank you to you all for supporting this silly pod over the last three and a half years, do keep an eye out on the feed for some de-brief episodes.
First, though - lets celebrate ‘The Last’.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/4L7iQHqFd52laJzIqWasqL?si=f0cH_s3iTP6q5yFfc-zbbw&t=20&ct=20

24/12/2025

https://youtu.be/pQmNmopXOCY?si=MRXV6UVPfDO77wI_

For all you maths pervs!

A real low from the ENOE live recording was question seven from the quiz.

Here he is, in all his bad-boy glory: Johnny Maths!

And as a "special" Easter Egg bonus type suprise thing.Here's Johnny Maths from the after-Podcast Quiz.Once again - sorry.-----The last night of the semi-suc...

22/12/2025

Episode 160

‘Jelly In Arse, Meat Dress On, Eggs On Carpet’

So here we are.
The penultimate.

Still fighting with Zoom three years on, our intrepid travellers are faced down by nine more number ones!

*earpiece*

Sorry - seven new number ones.

Yes, Taylor Swift did for us.
Its fine.
We can all share our opinion today can’t we?

Have a wonderful Christmas and we’ll see you next week for the last one.



EPISODE 160 - https://open.spotify.com/episode/0yK3hwyool9lfNB8vLnkGy?si=Hmw0C6MoQOCAOPBCllxOow

21/12/2025

More from Friday.

It was possibly one of the loudest podcast recordings of all time. Apologies if anyone's ears are still ringing.

Episode 160 is out tomorrow, and the final episode (161!) on Monday December 29th.

The last night of the semi-successful podcast at DOA Studios saw a gathering, much merriment and plenty of imbibing.The last podcast itself is released on Mo...

20/12/2025

https://youtu.be/9GnExzsA4lI?si=PKHZ4tJQKEU5DdaJ

Some visuals from a brilliant night x

The last night of the semi-successful podcast at DOA Studios saw a gathering, much merriment and plenty of imbibing.The last podcast itself is released on Mo...