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Dancing About Architecture presents a weekly podcast 'Every Number One Ever' where in celebration of the UK charts' 70th birthday every number one single will be rated and reviewed.

Episode 151‘Vladimir Lennon’Wild to think that with only 9 to go we’re still confronted by racial insensitivity.And that...
20/10/2025

Episode 151

‘Vladimir Lennon’

Wild to think that with only 9 to go we’re still confronted by racial insensitivity.
And that’s just Cheryl Cole!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re confronted by a slap down in song, some polarising wisdom which will ruin whatever remaining legacy Matt and Liam have, she turns up TWICE, and we end up showing our teeth!

Good ep this. Everyone’s quite fired up.

Enjoy and have a lovely week.



https://spotify.link/AV0e1ItbCXb

EPISODE 150‘The Hangover part IV’The crowd on their feet again applauding the last mile stone.The last one in person bar...
13/10/2025

EPISODE 150

‘The Hangover part IV’

The crowd on their feet again applauding the last mile stone.

The last one in person barring - um - that one.

Anyway, enough of future speak. This weeks unrelated thoughts:
*The ballads are out to get us - again. But surely there’s something for one of us to like?
*If 13 weeks at number one can’t get our attention then surely nothing can.
*Liam has negative memories of 2012

Have a lovely day.
See you next week



https://open.spotify.com/episode/0sVdfg5cDjLMH55KyLT969?si=h__lalR1SjS1lFY4G35AYQ&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A3AWY7JNmE43eSEALsNlgZ3

EPISODE 149‘J.D.D.D. (Jim Dale Deep Dive)’Morning all!How are you?Well, we’re all absolutely chipper thank you!Why hat o...
06/10/2025

EPISODE 149

‘J.D.D.D. (Jim Dale Deep Dive)’

Morning all!
How are you?

Well, we’re all absolutely chipper thank you!

Why hat on side of head?
We’re face to face.
Mano e Mano.
In.
The.
Room.

Still though, the song doth remain the same.
Nine of ‘em.
Mostly testing our patience.

What do we get?
A veritable mixed bag:
A post millennium pop track, a deadly duo, some school assembly Brill building pop, a dirty 90s pop classic, and a fist full of woodblocks.

Oh, fans of CLo Green might wanna give this episode a swerve.
Why?
Turns out your mans a fu***ng prick.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/2Kp0qm7FORJW26th44yMmz?si=stCqLhu2T-W-9JJBiGt8mA

Ooops!This one was a very slippery fish. Obviously! #149
05/10/2025

Ooops!
This one was a very slippery fish. Obviously!

#149

Episode 148‘Robonće’You know the score by now.Or do you?Familiar friends and foes.We say goodbye to years both good and ...
29/09/2025

Episode 148

‘Robonće’

You know the score by now.
Or do you?

Familiar friends and foes.
We say goodbye to years both good and bad as we slowly wrap this venture up.

Who knew what a grifter John Lennons dad was, eh?

There’s a bit of satire, some hot takes, and some really awful sounds.

Tenuous conversations about deaf artistes aside, this is good family friendly fun you can trust.

4.5 stars on Trustpilot, padlock in address bar stuff.

Have a lovely week.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/2IS7bGdrBgQylKgZcGLtlA?si=t3TqqbxwRSOOjzPHZ_G1NA

Episode 147‘The Hawaiian Touch’After a decade of podcast making you feel like you know someone - well, it seems like I’v...
22/09/2025

Episode 147

‘The Hawaiian Touch’

After a decade of podcast making you feel like you know someone - well, it seems like I’ve still got some work to do with DrLM.

Obviously emotions are on a high as this episode alone contains 1 go one and 2 go one twos!
Outrageous.

Key quote: “See! Racists can still be sexy!”
Key actions: Ali Campbell impersonations.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/42SKph8VnqLfDeFSQfVYMj?si=JQHD0EtmTUac8TQyrxHKAA&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A3AWY7JNmE43eSEALsNlgZ3

Episode 146‘Drugs, Guns and Lisa Stansfield’Don’t shirk from the wind and the rain.Throw the covers off, go outside and ...
15/09/2025

Episode 146

‘Drugs, Guns and Lisa Stansfield’

Don’t shirk from the wind and the rain.
Throw the covers off, go outside and shout: “Give me another version of Unchained Melody! I dare you!!”

This world is yours for the taking.
As long as you have sturdy boots and a brolly.

Just ask Craig.
No messing. Guides the boys to a decision of his choosing and then gets his just desserts.

How does he celebrate? By trying to choke his fellow colleagues at a distance.
It’s radical stuff!

Also:
Do you buy Craig’s assertion that the pop charts got sad after 9/11? He’s at it again!
What song makes Matt frame his crotch this week?
And who does Liam describe as “not a good human? (It’s easier than you think)

All together now! Rock-a-billy, Rock-a-billy, Rock-a-billy, Rock, Rock-a-billy, Rock-a-billy, Rock-a-billy, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock-a-billy, Rock-a-billy, Rock-a-billy, Rock, Rock-a-billy, Rock-a-billy, Rock-a-billy, Rock, Rock, Rock!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5ne209PoPaT5VyLPGR6oX9?si=ez5a01EfQg6f_Yd_eVvbjg&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A3AWY7JNmE43eSEALsNlgZ3

ENOE 145‘Mary Whitehouses Love Egg Falls Straight In The Bin’On the final stretch one feels all the episodes have a grav...
08/09/2025

ENOE 145

‘Mary Whitehouses Love Egg Falls Straight In The Bin’

On the final stretch one feels all the episodes have a gravity that belies their content.

This week is an example that may well be held as the archetype of this latter day theme.

Foisted in our hands by the machine are some truly iconic* number ones.
Mother’s milk so late in the day!
But what’s this? More levity in decision?
What is wrong with our heroes?
Are they not men**?

Whatever the case, watch out for:
*One of the most disappointing mucky dips of all time (pound for pound)
*Matt actively binning a song he loves
*More John Alford chat

“Aaaaand now, then end is near!”, Frank Spencer

*honestly
**more meffs than men



https://open.spotify.com/episode/5bSJk7PKPrUpGypqubiJFz?si=JCZsLk2ASRqCQ3fZosw4Rg

ENOE 144‘Just Use My Mouth’In a late in the day grab for attention we dredge the bottom of the barrel for hot takes and ...
01/09/2025

ENOE 144

‘Just Use My Mouth’

In a late in the day grab for attention we dredge the bottom of the barrel for hot takes and come up with fists replete.

Matt brings the Black ‘n Decker out of the shed and waves it about.
A double shot from the most famous pop star of the 80s catches us all unawares.
We take a bus going to Me.
And a real (proper) wrong is righted.

It was worth it after all!



https://open.spotify.com/episode/665FuHcXZNR377c5bWdoaf?si=cI3PFEITRBO1ex_76BGSzQ&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A3AWY7JNmE43eSEALsNlgZ3

Do you get this love and respect from your other weekly listens?No.No you fu***ng don’t.
27/08/2025

Do you get this love and respect from your other weekly listens?
No.
No you fu***ng don’t.

Episode 143‘Who Is The Most Famous Cherry?’There’s no doubt about it, there’s big tunes out there still.Even though we t...
25/08/2025

Episode 143

‘Who Is The Most Famous Cherry?’

There’s no doubt about it, there’s big tunes out there still.
Even though we thought all the big fish had been fried, we hooked one or two doozies this week for your delectation.

But don’t worry, there’s still some bizz out there for our three warriors to hate on/disagree over/completely ignore.

What song does Matt describe as alike “live streaming a snot cry on instagram”?
Liam give a view on an air hammer in his face.
And we roll out another round of ‘One from the 60s, One from the 70s, One from the 80s’ - will anyone win the teapot!

Good luck.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/14ew8o4N5Fd7LcmjghCDky?si=m5OLWU0bTPqxhBHuBNBWsw

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