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Dancing About Architecture presents a weekly podcast 'Every Number One Ever' where in celebration of the UK charts' 70th birthday every number one single will be rated and reviewed.

04/08/2025

Today’s episode has got us all thinking, “Do you egg?”

Episode 140‘Huey, Jenny, Frankie’Good morning cheeky chops!Have you woken up early on holiday and disturbed everyone up ...
04/08/2025

Episode 140

‘Huey, Jenny, Frankie’

Good morning cheeky chops!
Have you woken up early on holiday and disturbed everyone up by getting a drink because the stairs are old and sound like they’re going to fall apart every time you even look at them?!
Me too!

Besides, the pod is up!
Play it loud. Be in the bad books of everyone!

There’s a Balladasaurus Rex on the horizon of this weeks pod. A real beaut too!
Other “highlights” include fallopian tube chat and Liam nearly ruining the entire proceeding by bombarding us with the same photo again and again and again and again.

Oh well!



https://open.spotify.com/episode/69F7WwlVrzXCPFbarABfp4?si=4uR8pWXHRkabpOWNWLx0aw

Episode 139‘hello’Sometimes life can be tough.Sometimes it can be fantasy.It appears we can’t agree on either though.Sti...
28/07/2025

Episode 139
‘hello’

Sometimes life can be tough.
Sometimes it can be fantasy.
It appears we can’t agree on either though.
Still. After all this time.

Rules of our own making. A straight jacket for our times. Us all looking glum.

Still, you wanna hear Craig’s Tennessee Ernie Ford impression.
And there’s the usual steady stream of c**k jokes.

hello!



https://open.spotify.com/episode/3V9zVtmXLCn2R86jxgZkEn?si=H6ZZ7_L5R3q3BDhd8uidwg

Episode 138‘A little bit of meat in a soup of veg’You know how marathon runners hit the fabled ‘wall’? Well we’re curren...
21/07/2025

Episode 138
‘A little bit of meat in a soup of veg’

You know how marathon runners hit the fabled ‘wall’? Well we’re currently scaling it.
Picks and ropes and special shoes. Clambering to the top unaware of what over the other side.

Perhaps a bushel of air-horns?

As we finger each brick we encounter some mad retro rag-jazz, a number two that makes Matt throw his headphones into a cup of tea, and find out what was Robbie Williams’s wet w***y.

Avoid the paella and enjoy your day.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/6y8OyNtXKKXQZ3KwpvdRwm?si=PPuYIYD-Q-Szl-9buNOrvQ

Episode 137‘A lot of people are from Oldham’Go on. Admit it. These are the best years of your life.It’s what Bryan Adam’...
14/07/2025

Episode 137

‘A lot of people are from Oldham’

Go on. Admit it. These are the best years of your life.
It’s what Bryan Adam’s was singing about.
What Miles Hunt was singing about.
It’s better than school.
It’s better than your wedding day.

And it’s just a summer Monday morning!

Imagine what you could do if you put your mind to it?
If you really tried.

Will you though?

While you decide, have a listen to another expertly crafted hour of piffle masquerading as a podcast about number one singles.

This one contains some hyperbole so profane it might cause one or two of you to explode.

It is a great song though. Best of the 70s? F**k it. Go on then.
Hahaha! Swivel.

On top of that:
Liam deep dives into some beef,
Someone photocopies ABBA badly,
Bernard Cribbins gets a mention (and that’s a nice thing isn’t it!)

Good luck!



https://open.spotify.com/episode/4fsPVNAFIzCM5bo9uQXPhG?si=4kMMpCgrRNemvN0x2NqyMw&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A3AWY7JNmE43eSEALsNlgZ3

Episode 136‘Pilchard in a Pickle’When I write these little stubs I listen to the episode to remember the mood.The first ...
07/07/2025

Episode 136

‘Pilchard in a Pickle’

When I write these little stubs I listen to the episode to remember the mood.

The first five mins is like some kind of sound collage.
Cans opening, bottles popping, phone alarms a ringin’.

Sometimes its like we’ve never met.
And these might be the better episodes.

Highlights from this weeks:
“The sound of Lynx Africa and premature ejaculation.”
I completely hate Dr Hook.
“Lets see if this lass can open your wedge”
More charity single Mandella effect involuntary memory.

Enjoy this. Its quite sunny here.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/692pZ1kBAzDCPnf8h3OjrY?si=hMLUbrZWSY28EeY4yz75yg

Episode 134‘Boo, Indood’Here’s your Monday morning boop on the snoop!And I will guarantee that track one will wake you u...
23/06/2025

Episode 134

‘Boo, Indood’

Here’s your Monday morning boop on the snoop!

And I will guarantee that track one will wake you up. A song so loud and grating it’ll wake up the dead.
Obviously Liam doesn’t actively hate it (!) and the whole hour goes downhill from that.
By the time we get to Matt, the sewerage is hitting so hard we lose all sense of dignity.
So far, so so.
But what song could make our intrepid three stare into the void?
What song creates broken window theory in audio?

On top of that, Midge Ure gets more needless shade.
We “enjoy” some phylth.
Take a flight back to Aya Napa.
And finally, face down the only triple ‘a’ side.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/4UVexpXdIUUvzmB5cyBEhN?si=y9pd61udSNmzTWqv2HS-3Q

Some spoilers from a future episode #1
17/06/2025

Some spoilers from a future episode #1

Episode 133‘You Missed A Thing’Will the internet end up containing self decapitation videos?Matt certainly thinks so.Whi...
16/06/2025

Episode 133

‘You Missed A Thing’

Will the internet end up containing self decapitation videos?
Matt certainly thinks so.

While we wait we wail hard for (redacted), the Queen of Pop apologises to us - Craig does not accept, non of us does that thing with our eyes, and it ends with the Hollies telling us to Stop.

Did Jimmy Nail deserve the slight he got?
Does Andrew Lloyd Webber “need ironing”?
Did Liam eat his own teeth?

Pressed d-ply to find out!



https://open.spotify.com/episode/3TJyB3xlbyjurQAYQeo395?si=1tbloX9TReO1DcHWQd5mLA

Episode 132‘It’s just books, man!’It’s fascinating to note Dr Liam calls this episode “exploratory”. I think of it as th...
09/06/2025

Episode 132
‘It’s just books, man!’

It’s fascinating to note Dr Liam calls this episode “exploratory”. I think of it as three lads letting it all hang out.
Damning the rules and listening to their hearts.

Under the radar and out of the edit was technical difficulty that has given this hour an end of year feel.

Joining us is Kevin Rowlands mate, a malaise about mental health, three balloons deflating, a blind man, and the Davids return.

Bonus: internet facts!



https://open.spotify.com/episode/5tjKYBCYzmtstrbNj8w8Xy?si=yMpXjbmgSIuwPEouG2BplQ

Episode 131‘We’re Not Exactly In Baudelaire Territory’Full fitness abounds at DAA towers. The heat rises and the tunes k...
02/06/2025

Episode 131

‘We’re Not Exactly In Baudelaire Territory’

Full fitness abounds at DAA towers.
The heat rises and the tunes keep rolling in.
Nine+ this week, flat batted and hit to cow corner.

Is any song containing a welcome greeting rubbish, we get a visit from both of 60s behemoths, Matt gets aggy about a song he hated from the 90s, and Craig is late!

Yet the sun still shines.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/0dSMQBasOQ8tPkBnfgtuDp?si=JzwiETVtSx6B-ibcH7bfBQ&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A3AWY7JNmE43eSEALsNlgZ3

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