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Dancing About Architecture presents a weekly podcast 'Every Number One Ever' where in celebration of the UK charts' 70th birthday every number one single will be rated and reviewed.

ENOE: 1-25During this period of downtime we’d thought we’d put out a bluffers guide style compilation.Wouldn’t want you ...
24/03/2025

ENOE: 1-25

During this period of downtime we’d thought we’d put out a bluffers guide style compilation.
Wouldn’t want you to be empty eared on Monday morning.

The next hour and a half focuses on how the pieces of the podcast fell into place through the first quarter century of ENOE.

We’ll be back with you in a couple of weeks and that’s when the big push will start for sure.

Until then, let’s look back.

Have a great week.



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EPISODE 122What do you mean?You must remember them!Yeah! Course you do!Those incredible covers of ‘Oh What A Night’ and ...
10/03/2025

EPISODE 122

What do you mean?
You must remember them!
Yeah! Course you do!
Those incredible covers of ‘Oh What A Night’ and ‘U S*xy Thing’.
The epoch defining reading of ‘Alex F’.
The appointment viewing Top of The Pops performances.
See!
It’s all coming back now.

The biggest band of the 90s had five letters in their name.
No! Not them! Clock!
Yeah, Clock. Tick, tock.
And it’s time for their moment in the sun.



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EPISODE 121‘In Faint Praise Style’A different feeling. A positive outlook descends over the podcast.Perhaps it’s spring?...
03/03/2025

EPISODE 121

‘In Faint Praise Style’

A different feeling. A positive outlook descends over the podcast.

Perhaps it’s spring? Has spring sprung?

Maybe.

It could also be there we are all dancing!
Yes! Each of us three are straight of leg with shimmy and askance of shoulder.
Handbags on floor, surrounded by hundreds.

When it’s time to go to the bar:
We all check the time
Pop in a lolly stick
and head for the ██ of the ███

The last bus home is late, but no matter! We’re still drunk warm and achey limbed.
Music has done its job.



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Episode 120‘An Aubergine Is A Fruit’Hello! Welcome to Monday.Craig askes to be ploughed.All before breakfast.“Leathery C...
24/02/2025

Episode 120

‘An Aubergine Is A Fruit’

Hello! Welcome to Monday.

Craig askes to be ploughed.
All before breakfast.
“Leathery Cock” shows us his lawn.
Arthur Mullard gets a mention - its a good one.
“How do you feel about a bit of Grandad, Craig?”
We can only dream!
Whats a Faliraki Fi*****ng Jam ?
Also, why should we want to know?
“Like a wh**es drawers,” - that’ll do it.
and all the while Liam says
“I don’t like it but I think it’s good.”
Which just about sums it up, yes?
Quite.

Enjoy!



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EPISODE 119‘Bluey Rug Island’Another hour and 10 minutes of your favourite white blokes chattin’ bins about modern and ...
17/02/2025

EPISODE 119

‘Bluey Rug Island’

Another hour and 10 minutes of your favourite white blokes chattin’ bins about modern and less modern number one singles.

The world slowly tips into all out war, propaganda spread by cat reels, and we’re discuss whether or not it would be more hygienic if we kept our privates in a jar.

Its like we’ve given up on life isn’t it?
May as well open another chocolate puddin’.

Enjoy your Monday!



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EPISIODE 118‘Everyones Towers’You can always tell when I’m away coz I always forget to do this.So in way of apology I pr...
10/02/2025

EPISIODE 118

‘Everyones Towers’

You can always tell when I’m away coz I always forget to do this.

So in way of apology I present to you a solid episode.

Liam’s “refreshed” from holiday and Craigs in sparky form.

We wander from today to the 60s and back.
Quorum is met, decisions are made, agreement is almost met.

Warning: there is a lot of superfluous chat at the top of this episode.
Purists may want to start at 6mins 33sec.

Enjoy! Have a lovely week.



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10/02/2025

Train wi-fi is total dog mess.
Episode 118 stub will land when the connections are finally made.

ENOE 116‘The Meat Bitch Is Revealed’Draw yourself a bath.You’ll need it after some of this weeks songs.Yep. There’s a CL...
27/01/2025

ENOE 116

‘The Meat Bitch Is Revealed’

Draw yourself a bath.
You’ll need it after some of this weeks songs.

Yep. There’s a CLo S*x Reading of some debatable 1970s lyrics.
But don’t be afraid, its not a one dimensional selection. You won’t need to scrub after every one. Oh no!
We also meet a genuine “modern classic” which Craig obviously describes as “piss water”.

Also on the menu:
A huge bang-up-to-date superstar,
Nasal Andre,
and there’s a uk number one single out there where the singer explains to us that he’s going to ma******te.
That’s probably spoiled your cornflakes right?

I’m sorry about that.



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Episode 115‘Sometimes a banana is just a banana’115 times round the block and we’re still a-probing and a-poking UK numb...
20/01/2025

Episode 115

‘Sometimes a banana is just a banana’

115 times round the block and we’re still a-probing and a-poking UK number ones.

And Liam is asking who’s a-probing and a-poking who on the UK cartoon scene.
Postman Pat fans may wanna look away now.

And betwixt and between we meet one of the biggest songs of the 70s, a song that has gone through quite a life all of its own, discuss whether or not Craig has ever been “Double Glynned”, and in turn Mr Lowe introduces us to his old friends M**get, Horse and Girl.

See ya!



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Episode 114‘Twattling’The lastest instalment of the podcast series where three people who should know better discuss UK ...
13/01/2025

Episode 114

‘Twattling’

The lastest instalment of the podcast series where three people who should know better discuss UK number one singles.

In the main we have known better, but not this episode.

The Gods of second place give us a good kicking.

Come laugh at our demise.

Also:
Torville and Dean,
More bad underwear
and more John Alford chat



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SLIGHT DELAY DUE TO CENSORSHIPEpisode 113‘Its all to do with legs’Alright?Good.So we're entering the last year of ENOE.N...
06/01/2025

SLIGHT DELAY DUE TO CENSORSHIP

Episode 113

‘Its all to do with legs’

Alright?
Good.

So we're entering the last year of ENOE.
No there's no bunting.
No balloons.
No celebration.

But you'd have it no other way, right?
Focussed on the prize.
The prize of: completing a once around all the UK number ones.

Today's menu -

Does EHarmony kills gay people?
Matt thinks something is sad.
Liam tries to punch somebody through his phone.
Craig gets h***y over an original mix.

That's all folks! Enjoy it!



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Episode 112‘Happy Good Day’We’re well into the hinterland betwixt Christmas and NY.Why am I saying this? Well its becaus...
30/12/2024

Episode 112

‘Happy Good Day’

We’re well into the hinterland betwixt Christmas and NY.

Why am I saying this? Well its because I slept in until noon, have no idea what day it is and thus have just remembered its Monday and I need to do the Episode stub on the socials.

Happy good day indeed.

Little to say other than there’s some good stuff contained within.

We learn Craigs radio listening habits.
Get introduced to chipmunk soul.
Matt says brown a lot.

Altogether now : OOOOOH OHHHHH ARRRRR-ARRRSE

See you over the year change x



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ENOE 111‘Our Prawn Ring’Everyone loves a Christmas special right?Well you’ll have to wait for Gavin and Stacey you festi...
23/12/2024

ENOE 111

‘Our Prawn Ring’

Everyone loves a Christmas special right?
Well you’ll have to wait for Gavin and Stacey you festive ponces.
We’re still grinding on, ignoring the carolers outside and flicking the v’s at the low hanging baubles, dedicating our lives to reviewing and deciding.

This is a good episode however its birth has been marred by various ghosts in the machine.
If you could download the file direct from Spotify you’d find it’s titled ‘Our Prawn Ring v.5’ as there was a period where I felt this sixty minutes of golden content wasn’t going to hit the “airwaves” due to me THROWING MY FU***NG LAPTOP THROUGH THE WINDOW.

Although, glory be: here it is.

And what a lineup -
The C word at number one!
Music makes the actual news (but its rubbish)!
And even though someone says “they can’t stop” we wish they could!
We get a whiff of a prawn ring!
A hero/villain returns!
And we all have to take anti-sickness tablets!
Matt prejudices the jury!
We all cop an eye full!
And top it all off with something that feels like a cardiac arrest!

Be well all!
Have a lovely festive break and we’ll see you just before NYE.



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Episode 110‘So It Goes’Theres usually a short time between recording and editing this revisionist history podcast review...
16/12/2024

Episode 110

‘So It Goes’

Theres usually a short time between recording and editing this revisionist history podcast reviewing every UK number one ever.
In that time the mood music can change and, some of the time, so has view.
With this tidbit in mind, I can only apologise for us not putting Liams second choice to death on immediate listen.
Either I have woken up in a cranky mood or this might be one of the most vacuous, annoying songs I’ve ever heard.
Anyways, other than that bit of house keeping:
Mad 50s music,
Great 80s pop,
Forgiven spousal abusers,
Modern pop classic
AND
Sean Paul.

Now if that doesnt get you up in the morning I’m not sure what else will.

Have a lovely day.



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EPISODE 109‘Justice for Andrew Scrivens’Today there’s anger at bad admin, a full and uninterrupted toilet break, and an ...
09/12/2024

EPISODE 109

‘Justice for Andrew Scrivens’

Today there’s anger at bad admin, a full and uninterrupted toilet break, and an admission bringing hope of justice for *looks at notes* Andrew Scrivens.

Matt introduces everyone to his old friend Jim.
Craig can barely contain his excitement at a 90s “classic”.
Liam pours time and effort into the duck to bpm ratio.

We da best music.

Apparently.



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Episode 108‘Pato Tinted Lenses’Liam hands back his new years honours before they even get bestowed.Craig claims poor son...
02/12/2024

Episode 108

‘Pato Tinted Lenses’

Liam hands back his new years honours before they even get bestowed.

Craig claims poor songs again but appears to have it all wrong. Or does he?

Also, what the f**k is it with that Paul Daniels impersonation?! It really is the gift that keeps giving.

Does singing improve mental health? Liam says…..minimally.

And if that wasn’t enough, the door of the shop creaks open once again.



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Episode 107‘Stroking the Magnets’Usually I wouldn’t give tasting notes but I’d wait until later to crack this open.There...
25/11/2024

Episode 107

‘Stroking the Magnets’

Usually I wouldn’t give tasting notes but I’d wait until later to crack this open.

There’s just a couple of ribald bits that might not sit that well this early in the morning.

Just taster notes. Feel free to ignore.

We around the years as usual and meet some notable stars.
Pat Sharp, that guy who helped give Nesyamun’s voice back 3000 years hence, and Sting!

Yep, real STING! 100% non biological Sting.

File an ordily queue.



https://open.spotify.com/episode/1Xcfsk0KhOsNObo6ogGZ6Z?si=EAnIh9pEQvKP9m3qpNdEbQ

Episode 106‘Why do you have a hammer?’Pretty much our two year anniversary on the nose.We don’t like to dwell, mind.Not ...
18/11/2024

Episode 106

‘Why do you have a hammer?’

Pretty much our two year anniversary on the nose.
We don’t like to dwell, mind.
Not when theresmore music to display and dispatch.

As some form of celebration today’s ep is one of those classic mixed bag ones where it makes you wonder if there’s any sense in it all.
Although there is some gold there.
You just have to pan for it.

Matt has a hammer
Craig brings the controversy and
Liam makes a weird noise.

Two years in and very much so business as usual then.



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