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25/01/2024
More than 96,000 'known gotaways' at southern border since Oct. 1, CBP sources say.Hawley raises alarm after border gota...
24/01/2024

More than 96,000 'known gotaways' at southern border since Oct. 1, CBP sources say.

Hawley raises alarm after border gotaways exceed Kansas City, St Louis populations combined last fiscal year
The report said there were over 860,000 gotaways in FY23

You can bet on this: Demotards WILL NOT ask themselves how many rapists, child molestors, thugs and gangsters these numbers include. They will just go on with la, la, la, let's get ice cream Joe.

Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Mo., is asking DHS Secretary Mayorkas for confirmation of staggering new numbers of gotaways estimated in a CBO report recently published.

Sen. Blackburn Questions Veteran Funding Diverted to Illegal Aliens:"...money diverted from veterans to provide healthca...
24/01/2024

Sen. Blackburn Questions Veteran Funding Diverted to Illegal Aliens:
"...money diverted from veterans to provide healthcare services to recently arrived illegal aliens".

Sen. Marsha Blackburn is pressing President Joe Biden’s administration to disclose the amount of taxpayer money diverted from veterans to provide healthcare services to recently arrived illegal aliens. Blackburn’s letter to VA Secretary Denis McDonough seeks details on funding allocation and the...

American Postal Workers Union - APWUThe Social Security Fairness Act, H.R.82 and S.597 will repeal the Windfall Eliminat...
22/01/2024

American Postal Workers Union - APWU
The Social Security Fairness Act, H.R.82 and S.597 will repeal the Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP) and the Government Pension Offset (GPO).

The Social Security Fairness Act, H.R.82 and S.597 will repeal the Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP) and the Government Pension Offset (GPO).

National Association of Retired Federal EmployeesNARFE Advocacy Aims to Advance Repeal of WEP/GPO in 2024As we start 202...
22/01/2024

National Association of Retired Federal Employees
NARFE Advocacy Aims to Advance Repeal of WEP/GPO in 2024
As we start 2024, our grassroots efforts are gearing up with renewed energy. Members alike have taken the lead in advocating for federal employees’ and retirees’ rights and benefits. We continue to focus on the Social Security Fairness Act of 2023, H.R. 82, aimed at repealing the Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP) and Government Pension Offset (GPO).

As we start 2024, our grassroots efforts are gearing up with renewed energy. Members alike have taken the lead in advocating for federal employees’ and retirees’ rights and benefits. We continue to focus on the Social Security Fairness Act of 2023, H.R. 82, aimed at repealing the Windfall Elimin...

California Retired Teachers AssociationRepealing WEP/Social Security Fairness - Repeal the GPO/WEPTHANK YOU for all your...
22/01/2024

California Retired Teachers Association
Repealing WEP/Social Security Fairness - Repeal the GPO/WEP
THANK YOU for all your efforts to advance H.R. 82, the bill to repeal the Windfall Elimination Provision and Government Pension Offset! The first Field Hearing was held November 20 in Louisiana. The Ways and Means Committee has posted a summary of the hearing along with video clips. This is a great overview to watch and share.

repealing wep, repealing GPO

20/01/2024

Neither DeSantis nor Haley have clear pathways to victory. Staying in the race only hurts our chances to save America

You won't see this on LameStream Media.  They are in collusion with dems to ruin America."Sanctuary City Frees Illegal I...
19/01/2024

You won't see this on LameStream Media. They are in collusion with dems to ruin America.

"Sanctuary City Frees Illegal Immigrant R**e Suspect Against ICE Demands"

— News —Sanctuary City Frees Illegal Immigrant R**e Suspect Against ICE DemandsBy Spencer Lindquist•Jan 19, 2024 DailyWire.com•FacebookTwitterMailChanin Nont via Getty Images Boston, Massachusetts, freed a Haitian illegal alien suspected of ra**ng a disabled person even after Immigration an...

18/01/2024

‘There Is A Plan To Destroy America’:
TSA Sign Says Migrants Without ID Can Choose Not To Have Photo Taken When Entering U.S.

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Special Counsel Rips Hunter Biden Attempt To Dismiss Gun Charges: We ‘Found Drugs’ On His Gun Pouch
17/01/2024

Special Counsel Rips Hunter Biden Attempt To Dismiss Gun Charges: We ‘Found Drugs’ On His Gun Pouch

— News —Special Counsel Rips Hunter Biden Attempt To Dismiss Gun Charges: We ‘Found Drugs’ On His Gun PouchBy Ryan Saavedra•Jan 16, 2024 DailyWire.com•FacebookTwitterMailTom Williams / CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images Special Counsel David Weiss’ office shredded President Joe Biden....

Chicago-area Tesla charging stations lined with dead cars in freezing cold: 'A bunch of dead robots out here'
16/01/2024

Chicago-area Tesla charging stations lined with dead cars in freezing cold: 'A bunch of dead robots out here'

Many Chicago-area Tesla owners were visibly frustrated on Monday after their electric vehicles failed to charge amid freezing temperatures.

14/01/2024

New York moving deeper into being a "Totalitarian State". Travel ban due to weather is unprecedented outside lib governor dictatorship.

14/01/2024

To ALL of you dems as well as your surrogates thinking your continued persecution of Trump is a good idea:

Deprivation Of Rights Under Color Of Law

TITLE 18, U.S.C., SECTION 242

Section 242 of Title 18 makes it a crime for a person acting under color of any law to willfully deprive a person of a right or privilege protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States.

For the purpose of Section 242, acts under "color of law" include acts not only done by federal, state, or local officials within their lawful authority, but also acts done beyond the bounds of that official's lawful authority, if the acts are done while the official is purporting to or pretending to act in the performance of his/her official duties. Persons acting under color of law within the meaning of this statute include police officers, prisons guards and other law enforcement officials, as well as judges, care providers in public health facilities, and others who are acting as public officials. It is not necessary that the crime be motivated by animus toward the race, color, religion, s*x, handicap, familial status or national origin of the victim.

The offense is punishable by a range of imprisonment up to a life term, or the death penalty, depending upon the circumstances of the crime, and the resulting injury, if any.

Jordan Starts Investigation Into Trump Prosecutor Accused Of Misconduct
13/01/2024

Jordan Starts Investigation Into Trump Prosecutor Accused Of Misconduct

— News —Jordan Starts Investigation Into Trump Prosecutor Accused Of MisconductBy Leif Le Mahieu•Jan 13, 2024 DailyWire.com•FacebookTwitterMailCredit: Photo by Elijah Nouvelage-Pool/Getty Images. House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan (R-OH) is investigating special prosecutor Nathan Wade, the la...

Senators Introduce Bill To Bar States From Using Federal Dollars To Subsidize Health Care For Illegal Aliens
11/01/2024

Senators Introduce Bill To Bar States From Using Federal Dollars To Subsidize Health Care For Illegal Aliens

— News —Senators Introduce Bill To Bar States From Using Federal Dollars To Subsidize Health Care For Illegal ImmigrantsBy Leif Le Mahieu•Jan 11, 2024 DailyWire.com•FacebookTwitterMailCredit: Photo by Jose Torres/Anadolu via Getty Images. Senator Bill Cassidy (R-LA) introduced a bill on Thu...

NYC School Closed as Migrants Move In
10/01/2024

NYC School Closed as Migrants Move In

A New York City high school was closed to students Tuesday so that nearly 2,000 migrants could be sheltered there.

‘More Proof That The People Who Hate Israel, Also Hate America’: Pro-Palestinian Demonstrators Deface Historic U.S. Vete...
08/01/2024

‘More Proof That The People Who Hate Israel, Also Hate America’: Pro-Palestinian Demonstrators Deface Historic U.S. Veterans Cemetery

— News —‘More Proof That The People Who Hate Israel, Also Hate America’: Pro-Palestinian Demonstrators Deface Historic U.S. Veterans Cemetery85,000 veterans and their family members are buried there; also fourteen recipients of the Medal of Honor.By Hank Berrien•Jan 8, 2024 DailyWire.com....

A California Law Banning the Carrying of Fi****ms in Most Public Places Is Blocked again
07/01/2024

A California Law Banning the Carrying of Fi****ms in Most Public Places Is Blocked again

A new California law that bans people from carrying fi****ms in most public places was once again blocked from taking effect Saturday as a court case challenging it continues.A 9th Circuit Court of Appeals panel dissolved a temporary hold on a lower court injunction...

You remember the kid at school the bullies focused on because it was weak?  PredatorByeDone has made America into that k...
06/01/2024

You remember the kid at school the bullies focused on because it was weak? PredatorByeDone has made America into that kid in the eyes of the world. Even Mexico, one of the weakest countries out there.

Mexico Wants Biden to Pay $20 Billion to Stop Migrants

Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador wants the U.S. to throw more money at the immigration problem.

15/06/2023

ADAM SCHIFF MIGHT BE THE MOST NARCISSISTIC LIAR ON THE PLANET. Adam Schiff Constantly Insisting Evidence Exists About Trump Collusion With Russia Was A Big Lie Over And Over.

15/04/2023

Nima Momeni, the Bay Area man accused of killing Cash App founder Bob Lee in San Francisco, made his first court appearance Friday but did not enter a plea.

New York teacher 'forced' and 'manipulated' 5th-grader to become transgender, causing suicidal ideation: suit'Manipulate...
28/02/2023

New York teacher 'forced' and 'manipulated' 5th-grader to become transgender, causing suicidal ideation: suit
'Manipulated a pre-teen female into changing her gender identity when the child did not feel any inclination to do so'

Should the teacher and any co-culpables (whether conspirators, or not) be criminally charged similarly as a murder, with a sentencing outcome?

A New York teacher in the Brookhaven-Comsewogue School District, Debra Rosenquist, is accused in a lawsuit of having "forced" a 5th-grade girl to change her gender.

Come on folks.  Do we REALLY need to be an easy target for socialist libs?Absurd trucker convoy jamming up the Capital B...
08/03/2022

Come on folks. Do we REALLY need to be an easy target for socialist libs?

Absurd trucker convoy jamming up the Capital Beltway has me rooting for higher gas prices.

OK, let me get this straight: A truckload of U.S. truckers has assembled outside Washington, D.C., to protest something, but nobody quite knows what. Is it the mask and vaccine mandates that most cities and states have already dropped? Who knows.

On Sunday, they formed a convoy and did two loops around the Capital Beltway. What did they accomplish? Who knows.

They’re threatening to repeat the driving-around-in-a-big-circle thing Monday, but to show they really mean business, they’re adding a third Beltway lap, and organizers say they’ll add an extra lap each day until their demands are met. What are their demands? Again, who knows.

Plan is to be a 'huge pain'
According to The Washington Post: “Organizers said their goal is to be a ‘huge pain.’ ”

Congratulations, brave members of the “People’s Convoy.” You and your 6-mile-pergallon diesel 18-wheelers have managed to make me root for higher fuel prices.

If you’re wondering why I’m so annoyed with this assemblage of people who have too much time on their hands, it’s simple: I write satire for a living, and they’re making my job really difficult.

How exactly am I supposed to satirize something that’s already zanier than any absurd hypothetical I could cook up?

Imagine my column pitch to an editor.
Me: “OK, I want to parody the lengths some are going to in protesting basic public health measures during the pandemic. So I’m going to come up with this wildly over-exaggerated scenario where a bunch of truckers drive to Washington, D.C., in protest and then just start driving in circles around the city in inefficient vehicles during a time when fuel prices are nearing record highs!”

Editor: “I know you need to make it zany so readers know you’re kidding around, but that seems like a bit much.”

Me: “Did I mention that Russia has invaded Ukraine and the Ukrainian people are bravely defending their homeland, making the truck protesters look even more tone deaf and whiny?”

Editor: “Stop it.”

Me: “Oh, no, I’m just getting started. In the weeks before the truck protest, most of the mask and vaccine mandates get dropped because COVID-19 numbers are trending down, so the very thing they’re protesting is no longer really a thing!”

Editor: “Well that’s just ridiculous. Try dialing it back a little.”

Real life more absurd than fiction
Nobody in their right mind would buy that, even as parody. But it’s EXACTLY what’s happening in real life.

I desperately want to – and professionally need to – make fun of the People’s Convoy, but people in the convoy are making it impossible by being astonishingly ridiculous.

It’s like they’ve made themselves immune to satire by achieving self-satirization. And that immunity, in and of itself, is satirizing vaccines.

It’s brilliant, and I wish I had come up with it. But these folks? They just … did it. HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THAT?!?

Consider this actual quote from an actual human member of the convoy who says his name is Stan. This was on a podcast run by Steve Bannon, who, speaking of self-satirization, is a former White House strategist. The podcast is called “War Room,” because of course it is, and on a recent episode Stan is asked what people in the convoy really want:

“We want to go back to the way it was before the COVID stuff. Personally, me, I’d like to go back before 9/11, the Patriot Act. Things like that. It’s just very tyrannical type stuff. It’s government overreach. And that’s what we’re all about. Sure, the mask things and the shots and all this, they’re the … easy thing to talk about, but it’s all the other things behind the scenes. … We have freedom. They’re trying to take it away, and we’re gonna stop ’em. We’re gonna take our freedom back to where it was before.”

If someone said, “Rex, please write a made-up quote that perfectly encapsulates the babbling, aggrieved nonsense modern-day conservatives go on about, but make it really over the top,” I couldn’t have dreamed of crafting something as good as what my friend Stan actually said. Out loud.
And after he said it – and again, the question was basically, “What are you protesting?” – people around him began randomly shouting, “FREEDOM!!!”

The satire business is getting impossible.

QAnon has entered the chat
Making matters worse, some in the convoy, likely in an effort to better tailor their protest to the news of the day, have glommed on to a QAnon-linked conspiracy that says Russia, with the help of former President Donald Trump, invaded Ukraine to stop secret bioweapon laboratories set up by President Joe Biden's top medical adviser, Anthony Fauci.

Sara Aniano, an extremism researcher, told NBC News: “In their fantasy, Trump comes back and the military tribunals commence over COVID tests. But I don’t think they know what they want. They are just mad, and they want a reason to express that.”

Look, if you trucker convoy people are mad and want to vent your anger, I get it. Just the other day I stopped to get a vanilla cone at McDonald’s and the soft-serve machine wasn’t working. I was furious. But I didn’t respond by making it damn near impossible for America’s hardworking satirists to write silly things that expose other people’s silliness.

So to defend my profession, I hope rising fuel prices make it fiscally impossible for you all to keep trucking the 64-mile loop around Washington, trying to persuade who-knows-who to stop doing lord-knows-what.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2022/03/07/trucker-convoy-capital-beltway-freedom/9407428002/

The truckers who make up the People's Convoy driving in circles around Washington, D.C., are making it hard for people who write satire.

It seems Fox News narrowly missed being named Fuchs News.  Born Wilhelm Fuchs then changing his name, William Fox founde...
07/03/2022

It seems Fox News narrowly missed being named Fuchs News. Born Wilhelm Fuchs then changing his name, William Fox founded what would become 20th Century Fox in 1915, building the firm into a major movie studio, but his fortunes went south after he bought a stake in rival studio Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, angering its boss Louis B Mayer, who used his high-level connections to persuade the Justice Department to sue Fox for breaking antitrust laws. The antitrust case dented his fortune, which was further depleted by the Wall Street Crash and a car accident injury that rendered him unable to work. The Hollywood mogul lost control of the Fox Film Corporation in 1930 following a hostile takeover and filed for bankruptcy in 1936 with debts of $9.5 million. Fox was imprisoned in 1942 for attempting to bribe a judge during his bankruptcy proceedings and faded into obscurity thereafter.

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