FlashMilk

25/12/2022

It's about damn time this present arrived! Now, pour yourself some eggnog and settle in around the fire. Christmas is here and FlashMilk is back with a video that's ready to be loved. 🎅🏻🎄

WATCH HERE OR ON YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/5fHcvT9X2p0

01/12/2022

It's December 1, and that can only mean one thing—pack up your pumpkin spice lattes and cornucopias and bust out your eggnog and Michael Bublé because it's officially Christmas! 🎄🎅

30/11/2022

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the milkiest of them all? 🥛

24/11/2022

Happy Thanksgiving from your friends and family at FlashMilk! May your day be filled with love, joy, and rivers of gravy. 🦃🧡

Watch our Thanksgiving video here: https://youtu.be/02-sTyluP9A

18/11/2022

With less than a week left before Thanksgiving, elevate your holiday experience with the sounds of FlashMilk by watching our Thanksgiving and Christmas videos here:

➡️ THANKSGIVING: https://youtu.be/02-sTyluP9A
➡️ WAPPY HOLIDAYS: https://youtu.be/gR_eUVUWi7o

And while you're at it, enjoy the taste of FlashMilk with our signature cocktail. It's sure to put you in the perfect holiday spirit!

02/11/2022

Halloween isn’t over until FlashMilk says it’s over. Re-stock your candy, turn on your porch light, and get ready for the night of your life. 🎃 Our Halloween video is coming to your house VERY soon!

Watch the teaser trailer here: https://youtu.be/upgP41N-8Ag

31/10/2022

What's the scariest thing that can happen on Halloween? Hearing that our next FlashMilk video release has to be pushed back because someone (cough, Mikey Vov) had to go and get COVID! As any ghost would say, "BOOOO!" 👻

So, while you're waiting for the full video to drop, check out this trailer and get yourself ready for a Halloween-y good time (sometime later this week)!! Get pump(kin)ed up!! 🎃

23/06/2022

Nothing says summer like drinking a cold beer and getting swept away by a giant milk wave! 🥛🌊

16/12/2021

Step into Christmas with FlashMilk and Friends! Join us as we spread holiday cheer in our very first episode of our impromptu 8oz Carton Concert Series featuring Dane, John, and Doug. Enjoy!

02/12/2021

Hop aboard the FlashMilk Express as we chugga-chugga choo-choo our way into the holiday season!

29/11/2021

Things here at FlashMilk Productions are heating up as we head full steam into the holiday season. 🔥

22/11/2021

I wanna chuck you like an Animal.

20/11/2021

We’re cooking up something special for Thanksgiving this year! 🧑🏼‍🍳

17/11/2021

This holiday season, there's only one way to go. The FlashMilky Way. New videos coming soon!

15/11/2021

Now accepting bookings through 2022 for our brand new professional party crashing package. All bookings come with one free glass of milk.🥛

21/06/2021

Have you been wondering why we’ve been so quiet lately? Well, it’s because the entire FlashMilk crew decided to work on a LIVE show! Something Rotten opens this July.

30/04/2021

Last year, we were asked to film an opening number for the 2020 Virtual NEPTA Awards. And, if you ask us, we didn't disappoint. Relive all the glitz and glamor of last year's performance because...

Apparently they liked us enough to ask us back again this year! In typical FlashMilk fashion, we've stepped up our game and you won't want to miss it. Watch the 2021 Virtual NEPTA Awards tomorrow night, May 1, 2021 at 7:00PM EST to see a BRAND NEW FlashMilk video!!

More info on the awards here: https://tinyurl.com/9943669y

04/04/2021

Happy Easter from your friends at FlashMilk! 🐣

31/03/2021

My, what a year it has been!

One year ago today, we shared a poorly made video of ourselves in bad wigs and good shawls, singing a lovely duet from the musical Jekyll & Hyde. We did this as a one-off joke to try and make the people in our lives smile during the early stages of what turned out to be (and continues to be) one of the most trying times in our collective lives. As luck would have it, that sort of stupid humor seemed to be just what the doctor ordered, and the positive response from friends and family led us to make another video, and then another, and then another. As we grew, the quality of our videos grew with us, and so did the number of people watching them. It wasn’t until nine months later that we had decided it was time to take all these videos we were making and create something bigger, and thus, FlashMilk Productions was born.

Thank you to everyone who liked, shared, and commented on our videos this past year. The love you have shown us has led us on so many creative adventures. We’ve gone Into the Woods, Loved Actually, seen some Strange Things, and rapped our holiday present. We’ve been able to show support for our loved ones in the LGBTQ+ community, kick off a theatrical awards celebration, help raise funds for the Scranton Cultural Center, speak out about the insanity of an election gone wild, and gathered together (virtually) with friends to celebrate the legacy of a childhood hero. We’ve gone Irish, and sailed the seven seas of West Wyoming. We truly have had some amazing experiences these past 12 months, and so many of you were with us every step of the way. We can’t thank you enough, but we’ll try.

Here’s to the future of FlashMilk, the friends and family who have encouraged our nonsense, and all the projects yet to come!

See you soon(ish).

Love,
Mike and Dane

22/03/2021

Hanging out with our boy Yorick and dreaming of the day we’ll all be able to watch live theatre again.

19/03/2021

Impending hangovers imminent. Drink responsibly. Or, do what we did and replace most of the booze with apple juice. 👀

See this booze in action and watch both epic parts of ST. PATTY'S SHANTY now!

PART 1: https://tinyurl.com/yhfyosm9
PART 2: https://tinyurl.com/yf2amfxk

17/03/2021

Top o' the mornin' to ya from FlashMilk! You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. Happy St. Patrick's Day! ☘️

WATCH PART 2: https://tinyurl.com/yf2amfxk

10/03/2021

TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY! We’re so excited to be a part of Bright Side: A Virtual Variety raising funds for the magnificent Scranton Cultural Center at the Masonic Temple. You can help too!

Join us on Thursday, March 11 from the comfort of your own home for an evening of musical entertainment. Grab your tickets today at ScrantonBrightSide.com!

08/03/2021

Our next video has Mike so excited that he’s weak in the knees!! Either that or his age is starting to show. 👀 @ Scranton, Pennsylvania

06/03/2021

Hard at work on a new Flashmilk video with some special guests, or forming the world's least convincing hip-hop group? Find the answer AND help support the Scranton Cultural Center at the Masonic Temple by tuning in to Bright Side on March 11th!

And, for this weekend only, get your tickets at ScrantonBrightSide.com use promo code BRIGHT40 to receive a 40% off general admission!

02/03/2021

Three CHEERS for Monday!

26/02/2021

Check out a BRAND NEW video from your pals at FlashMilk and videos from a ton of other talented performers as we help support the Scranton Cultural Center at the Masonic Temple! Tickets are ON SALE NOW!

Tickets are ON SALE NOW for Bright Side: A Virtual Variety Show! Presented by Montage Mountain, Bright Side features performances by our friends at the Scranton Cultural Center Youth Theatre Program, Scranton Fringe Festival, New Vintage Ensemble, Newave Studios, Scranton Shakespeare Festival, FlashMilk and so many more! We've got lots of tricks up our sleeves so be sure an grab a ticket to tune in on March 11 at 7:00 PM! ➡️ ScrantonBrightSide.com 🎭☀️🎶

26/02/2021

: Jay and Silent Bob go to film school, aka Mike and Dane unintentionally cosplay.

23/02/2021

Give your eyes a break, shove your AirPods in your ear sockets, and listen to Mike as he joins Connor and Luke of No Highway Option to chat about the direct-to-video classic “A TALKING CAT!?!” Does this film have what it takes to overtake Vin Diesel’s “The Pacifier” or will it get left behind in the litter box? Tune in wherever you get your podcasts to find out!

Also, give No Highway Option a follow because those guys are GREAT!

*NEW EPISODE*
This week the boys are joined by longtime friend and college dad Mike Wawrzynek as they talk about a low-budget family comedy shot in the same house as an old p***o.
Check out
A TALKING CAT!?!: "Put Some Respect On That Name" wherever you get your podcasts.
https://anchor.fm/no-highway-option/episodes/A-TALKING-CAT----Put-Some-Respect-On-That-Name-with-Mike-Wawrzynek-eqrr8e
Https://app.singlelink.co/u/NoHighwayPod