01/07/2023
Laugh jhoor 😂
1. A keke driver was carrying me in the keke and he started shouting that nobody can tell him what to do
I just told him turn left 👈
I hate 😡 rubbish 😕😕😒😒
2.Red lipstick 💄 is for white teeth 😬
Airtel does not have anything to do with Mtn 😒😒
😂😂😂😂
3. Me: am having this feeling that exams is going to be simple
Exam 📝 : is orange 🍊 a fruit or color???
Me: 🙄🙄😕😕
4. You guys should stop the habit of adding me to groups without my permission
Last time I nearly join cult 😒😒
5. Mosquitoes 🐝 this days ehhh..
I light 🏮 mosquito coil they smoke 🚭 it and sing watin you gain ohh😂😂😂😂
6. If someone tells you that money 💷 is one of the ingredients that makes a woman happy, delete their number twice✌ 😒😒😒😒😒
7. 1 minute passport 1 minute passport but dey will use ten minute to set ur head wat nonsense 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
8. *Advantage of dating me is that you will never be involved in car accidents because i don't have a car* 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
9. Its only in Nigeria that some guys boast with poverty. 😌😌😌😌
Some guys will be like " I've been wearing this belt for 7yrs and its still strong 😅😅😅😅😅
10. *If you are having a hard time finding a woman of your life,My brother just wear a ring nowadays single ladies loves married men* 😎😎😎😎😎😎
11. I've never seen someone who lies more than a pregnant woman, she will be like: *sweetheart ur baby want to eat chicken and small Stout* 🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️😅😅😅😅
12.Africa is not moving forward because we still have some people who smëlls their armpit to decide if they will bath or not 😹 hope u are not the one am talking to 😏
13.The prøblem we have in Africa is after they've finished reading ur jokes and laugh, they hārdly like or comment nor even appreciate the person😁🤣
Lemme be going 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
My name is Ɗävïç am best at what i do
