For Forks Sake

23/05/2022

After the droll baseball rules chapter, we've finally made it to some vampire on vampire action!(probably not the kind you're looking for) We read Twilight Chapter 18 and Midnight Sun Chapter 22 and you'll be happy to know that we've finally reached a chapter that isn't just about Bella and Edward. FYI- there is (almost) always a Marvel style post credits scene after every episode, did you guys know that?

Link here 👇🏼
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3esQXnax7JOiUZg6uX9005?si=AV4eX5eVSkyheKOB2djR1Q

02/05/2022

We are once again coming to you late. Like months late. It's been a weird year.... and this week we thought we'd come back with a bang with everyone's favorite part of everyone's favorite vampire book/movie: the baseball game. If you feel so inclined, join us in our inevitable disappointment as we realize that the book isn't always better than the movie. We're reading Twilight Chapter 17 and Midnight Sun Chapter 21 so you don't have to.
Editor's Note: We experienced some technical difficulties this episode (shocking, I know), one of which caused the tail end of our discussion to be lost somewhere in timey whimey space. I know you're on the edge of your seat, but we'll cover what happens after Bella covers her stinky neck next episode.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5EJfkbSMRmbB9JdACd62je?si=BN9GiNI0QD2SQNaJQY4Huw

21/03/2022

Hey trash cats! We’re still here! Just like this dumpster here, life has been a busy mess for your hosts. But Misty, Misty and Kendall hope to jump back into the broody vampire trashing very soon! We will keep you updated. We appreciate your patience!

21/03/2022

Hey Trash Cats! Kendall was able to join The Elves of Tis The Podcast for their episode on Sabrina the Teenage Witch! It was super fun! Check it out! 🎄 🪄

The elves continue women's month with a very special guest, Kendall Farrae from For Fork's Sake Podcast to discuss the first 4 Chrsitmas episodes of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. After kicking off the episode in a mild uncomfortable way, catching up, chatting Disney's Red Panda, debriefed after...

07/02/2022

Bella finally meets the Cullens this week as we read Chapter 16 of Twilight and Chapter 17 of Midnight Sun. To our dismay, there is a distinct lack of Rosalie crushing glass.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5RdFL5SH5oUyjr6gwvAeuk?si=IiTzB_GOS562-anA1aT4kQ

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24/01/2022

We're back this week with our regularly scheduled nonsense in episode 20(or episode 22 if you count the bonus episodes but Misty K. almost had an aneurism trying to figure this out so please let's just all say it's episode 20.) With Twilight Chapter 15 and Midnight Sun Chapter 19, we join Bella and Edward as they act like weird teens and the Cullens meet Bella.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6HNML5srE6K4JgwAQDeEOi?si=2p9wxfTJScCtgsZ6DbYjIw

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10/01/2022

This week's FFS Shorts may run a little long, but in our biased opinion it's worth your precious time. We conclude this short interlude from our sporadically scheduled podcast to discuss the remaining four shorts in the Storytellers collection. Believe it or not, we actually miss Alice.

























https://open.spotify.com/episode/5zbnfoRrSrIrPVDlbjF1PJ?si=NmRWOOR2SUu6dX55R3e1gg

20/12/2021

Happy Holidays from For Forks Sake! As a gift to you, and ourselves, we're taking a couple of episodes break from reading. Instead, we're watching and talking about The Storytellers:New Voices in the Twilight Saga collection of short films. Enjoy this first installment of FFS Shorts.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/76rGdo8YOhZoZCsVWjneaN?si=qk6LCEJBSFyvWSTUjQrjcg

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22/11/2021

It's a chapter we've all been waiting for and in true FFS fashion, we're terribly disappointed. Join us this week as we discuss SMeyer's version of a bodice ripper, Twilight Chapter 13 and Midnight Sun Chapter 17. Spoiler: there are no st*****rs.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1KHdgyKwBaKx9lKZYpvxZH?si=XVHkrV86ScmN7KBDHjrBjg

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15/11/2021

NEW EPISODE!!!
Two and a half months.....we've been away longer than Bella and Edward date before they get married. We're back, and the audio is worse than ever! After a major hurricane, a couple of vacations and one cross country move, Misty, Misty and Kendall finally sit down to discuss what we may or may not have read many weeks ago: Twilight Chapter 12 and Midnight Sun Chapter 16.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7fqF6Jdpse2mGqHGIJWYpc?si=X2Rbj9BeSeOVDUuhreHPMg

11/11/2021

We are BACK! Misty, Misty and Kendall are recording our 17th episode tonight and we’re so excited to bring you even more rants and yelling and Edward bashing than before. So saddle up, spider monkey, a new episode drops next Monday!

04/09/2021

Dear sweet baby trash cats. We miss you guys. We're currently being forced to take a short hiatus (we hope) due to Hurricane Ida. Both Misty's were effected and we don't have power and who knows when we'll have reliable internet. (We're all safe!) So for now we'll try and share some sweet fan pics and talk s**t about how terrible Edward is and what a treasure Rob is. K-BYEEEE (xo Misty P.)

30/08/2021

After an extended absence and in the midst of a historic hurricane, we bring to you this week Chapters 14 and 15 of Midnight Sun. You read that right... two Midnight Sun chapters.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5e0z2NBtI0shy9OdPAvIqW?si=b7idPY5zSuWojqQjvZXiSA&dl_branch=1

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27/08/2021

Hey trash cats, don’t worry, we’re still here! We apologize for our absence. For Forks Sake will be returning with a new episode on Monday, August 30th.

Going forward, you can expect new episodes on Monday mornings!

06/08/2021

This week, we do something a little different: we talk a little bit about ourselves. And before you ask, no it's not really information anyone wants. But Bella had to tell Edward so we have to tell you! So relax with us, because this chapter is boring and we just want to know what your favorite Linkin Park song is.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1GapYjMpWzaMdccvBv5Chl?si=nlorM2mYRnCmI9KLVLu8tA&dl_branch=1

30/07/2021

Welcome to episode 14, where the character bios are made up and the plot doesn't matter. We're your middle aged hosts Misty, Misty and Kendall, and this week we try to tiptoe around SMeyer's weird attempts at describing teen sexual attention without gagging. *offers elbow* Shall we?

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/1IDVT5GAXOAfDmHO01Mhea?si=76jroXWQT7SCpI7fCrn8Tg&dl_branch=1

23/07/2021

We're back and we're oozing with trash energy after reading Twilight chapter 10 and Midnight Sun chapter 11, Interrogations! Join us as we talk about vampire reproduction(again), SIDDS and ask the age old question, "What does Edward smell like?". Funnily enough, there are no interrogations. Thanks SMeyer!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7rGfPbikO1Px22reLWOt1Y?si=HgkRMIbURaiX_rjYIuo65g&dl_branch=1

21/07/2021

Help us out, trash cats! On this upcoming episode of For Forks Sake, we discuss what Edward Cullen smells like. We want our listeners, friends and followers to answer this burning question we have.
Answers will be read on next weeks episode!

What does Edward Cullen Smell Like?

25/06/2021

Listen, we love playing 20 questions as much as the next vampire, but this is ridiculous. Join us as we experience the first real conversation between Edward and Bella, as Edward speed races back Forks after rescuing and force feeding Bella in Port Angeles. Episode 12, “Guardian Vampire” is now live!


https://open.spotify.com/episode/4rPNLfnuIQXDcNYFeBEvGF?si=W7ty7ydtQIm47rTraqibjg&dl_branch=1

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18/06/2021

If there was ever any doubt that we are middle aged, we thoroughly discuss hard seltzer for approximately 30 minutes this recording. Don't worry, you'll only get a taste of that conversation because we're back after a week break and we're ready to talk about the first exciting event in Twilight and Midnight Sun, the trip to Port Angeles! Episode 11, Private Noises, is up!

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/4L2YdszK476cT66Uicqnof?si=X7Vj0NBUSE-VN88IRmwCuQ&dl_branch=1

04/06/2021

We've made it to the double digits! Welcome to episode 10 of For Forks Sake! This week we read the Midnight Sun chapter, Ghost, that mirrors last week's Twilight chapter. It's like reading last week's chapter again, with more angst and creepiness. You'll hear desperate confusion from at least one FFS host whom we suggest see their doctor regarding their blood pressure.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/44bmvctzQttRPiWTJZMNqx?si=tA_32y7HRCG4a94ew9cwAQ

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29/05/2021

Unsure what our most recent episode title means? The following is a clip to the riveting and catchy Dream song sung by pre-wolf boy, Taylor Lautner in Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

Taylor Lautner in sharkboy and lava girl when he was young singing the dream song!! Please rate and comment!! I dont not own the clip!!!

28/05/2021

This week, we read Chapter 7 of Twilight and it's so boring, we ended up discussing religious trauma instead. Join us as we learn about dial up internet in Forks, Washington! P.S. The episode title is an ode to baby Taylor Lautner as his most irreverent movie role, Shark Boy.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1evfJP3F5ubpNhri4PJGir?si=jLDe3yzySrG3mqquvpgm_A

21/05/2021

Have you ever played The Sims 4 with the Vampires expansion pack, evicted the Goth family, taken over their old world mansion, moved in your creator content custom Cullen family and made them do stupid things for your own mortal entertainment? Of course you have, and so has SMeyer, as we see in about 2 paragraphs in Chapter 7 of Midnight Sun, "Melody". Join us as we suffer through what we're still convinced is fan fiction. Episode 8, “Hold on Tight, Grease Monkey” is up now!

























https://open.spotify.com/episode/35xEmXcRjr5NvF4zQ7gspg?si=QgDXyhSIQLSrmw_eXTjr8w

14/05/2021

It’s Forking Friday! Episode 7, “Scary Stories” is up! We're in a great mood this week! "Why?",you may ask. Well friend, we've got a single chapter episode, not a sniff of Edward and we finally meet the other member of the world's worst throuple, Jacob Black. Join us as we leisurely walk the 15 miles from Forks to La Push baby!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2ogke86hXDRJ5aQAGDjz2P?si=nM0Mt5iIQNCX20y295J_Vw

13/05/2021

Happy Birthday to Robert Pattinson!
We know you’re WAY better than Edward and would never grease a girl’s window without her permission.

11/05/2021

We are now on Google Podcasts!

We’re working on getting our show on more formats for our listeners, and will update when that happens!

✨Link below ⬇️

https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy80ZWQ2NTRmNC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==

07/05/2021

Episode 6, “The Bad Guy” is up! Just when we thought he couldn't get any worse... In the chapter following his casual home invasion, we find that our bar for Edward, which is already on the ground, isn't quite low enough. ✨
























https://open.spotify.com/episode/6UpMnFnqgC0SNqHerBwU3l?si=LjHJOcmETMKWxRUEi10g7Q

30/04/2021

Lemonheads! Mall Sharks! The Police! Spider Murder! You can have all this and more for the low price of $Free.99, all in Episode 5 of For Forks Sake: A Twilight Podcast. Listen to us try to understand SMeyer's justification for a 104 year old vampire sleep creepin a 17 year old girl.

























https://open.spotify.com/episode/3cyEK7qNNLPzIfCyDGgoY6?si=vjoaYDgvRgW3UcuBCyvOAA