24/02/2023
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Nine siblings share cocktails and expletive filled stories of growing up in a dysfunctional Mormon family, and other tales of deviance, debauchery, and overall questionable life choices that probably shouldn't be repeated in public.
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And a PATRIOT 🇺🇸
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Heyyyyyyy we are for real not trying to abandon you, but this flu is NOT FVCKING AROUND! We both barely have a voice at all. Next week I promise we’ll be back!!! In the meantime remember Lauren Boebert is a pile of s**t in human form.
As soon as we can stop coughing we promise to record some quality entertainment for you! Until then, pease enjoy memes hand selected and harvested by our Chief Offensive Marketing Director and Satanic Liaison
Being a woman in a Republican state means that a man can now choose which woman will be the mother of his child without her consent.
Enjoy the not-at-all-homosexually-curious Republican Party
Sorry we didn’t record an episode for you. It’s 7am and we’re drinking tequila, taking edibles and tasting mushroom chocolate in the Disneyland parking lot during a monsoon. See you next week!
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Happy Halloween Sinners! Remember to be gay, do crime, man’s FVKING VOTE Y’ALL!
Let the reign of terror begin
Thank you Jesus!
Better luck next time Jesus!
Getting the band back together
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*Someone* got the flu and lost their voice and is a snotty coughing disgusting mess. Sorry if we broke your hearts today 😷
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Jesus says Happy Halloween!
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Single and ready to take away your basic human rights
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Nailed it
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Yes Corey Feldman's song "Ascension Millennium" made such an impact they had to mention it on the hit TV show Glee. This is how you know Corey's music has im...
Tiffany, Charlotte, and Mandi discuss the relevance of modern medicine, we dive into our collective PTSD uncovered by the new Netflix series "Sins of our Mother" about a Mormon woman who is brainwashed into a cult and (SPOILER) a lot of people are murdered, and we make Tiff the most jealous she's ever been because we went to the Corey Feldman show without her.
In Loving Memory: ❤️Johnny Rainbow and Dr. Love Wisdom🌈
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Tiffany, Charlotte, and Mandi discuss the relevance of modern medicine, we dive into our collective PTSD uncovered by the new Netflix series "Sins of our Mother" about a Mormon woman who is brainwashed into a cult and (SPOILER) a lot of people are murdered, and we make Tiff the most jealous she's ever been because we went to the Corey Feldman show without her. In Loving Memory: ❤️Johnny Rainbow and Dr. Love Wisdom🌈
True Stories. Bad Choices. 😈 https://linktr.ee/fhebadmormons😈
Jump on in for this parable! Our friend Michael hosts us at the Tiki Bar where we speak nothing of politics and religion, and get straight into the LSD stories!!! Your favorite!
We recorded this episode at the hottest Tiki Bar west of the Mississippi! This was a super fun one as we play Mormon Corner catch-up with our long-time friend Michael. You are gonna want to hear about our movie recommendations, why Republicans and Democrats can both suck it, and you definitely don't want to miss this new perspective on an old favorite story
It's a major SUNDAY VIBE kinda show! If you enjoy mostly coherent champagne-fueled stories about Monkeypox, Mormon MomTok, romantic fantasies involving Paulie Walnuts, and the story of that time our sister sold weed to Snoop Dogg... you've found your new favorite podcast!
Life begins at conception…...and ends with an AR-15. We dive into the crimes against humanity enabled by the most corrupt supreme court in America's history. We share tips and tricks on staying safe during a protest and what to do if you're arrested. With the passing of a childhood friend, we reminisce on simple happy memories and try to remember that life is too short to waste your time and energy pleading reason onto deaf ears. Do good, be kind, and stand up for those who need help. If you're considering donating money, skip the politicians and check out: https://abortionfunds.org/ https://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org/rightfully-ours/bans-off-our-bodies
A parable: Covid has intruded on our Father's Day family reunion in the motherland. Charlotte finds sweet deals. Tiffany plays white trash for our entertainment. Mandi recalls an all-access pass to a show in Hawaii thanks to an old friend from Logan.
As the pioneers before us, we travel through Utah to the land of Zion. Unlike the pioneers, we encounter a horrifying little food stop that is not fit for human consumption. A group of racist militia is detained in the back of a Uhaul truck in Idaho on their way to a pride parade in Coeur d'Alene. Mandi teaches Charlotte about the Aryan Nations and we attend a Founders Day celebration in a tiny farm town
Ex-Born Again Christian and former Pro-Life abortion clinic protester Susan joins us to share her story of growth and transformation along the journey of life... where we realize nothing is absolute and every human has more than one facet that informs their story. We also talk sh*t on the new 'Top Gun Maverick' movie.
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This week in the darkest timeline, we learn about 'The God Makers', we are loving Under The Banner Of Heaven and Brené Brown's podcast 'Unlocking Us'. We're pretty underwhelmed by the new series of Stranger Things and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Question, why is it so easy to buy an AR-15 in America? Throwback to that time Charlotte got a sculpture of her face made on a trip to Vegas.
Edit: From Wikipedia: The God Makers is a book and film highlighting the inner workings and perceived negative aspects of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). Ed Decker and Dave Hunt co-authored the book and film. Jeremiah Films produced the film in 1982, expressing a highly critical view of the LDS Church, its practices, and its teachings. The film purports to be an exposé of the church's secrets, and has occasioned controversy among church members and non-members since its release, provoking passionate debates about its veracity and message. Two years after the release of the film, the book was published in 1984. No wonder I’m forever plagued to question whether I might be a racist deep down. Even just taking notice of someone’s skin color…there’s that little voice again. #cultrecovery Though this isn't from the church, they kinda nailed the story...no? Now I wonder where I saw it.
Everyone can relax because The Kids In The Hall are back with a new series on Amazon Prime! Arika joins us on our 100th episode as Mandi digs up some racist old Mormon children's videos we watched in church; We spend way too much time watching the Depp v Heard trial when we should be paying attention to the Supreme Court, and we reminisce on simpler times as teens in the early 90's.
It's been a fun week of Breakfast with the Beatles, a Mormon mansion, a Renaissance Faire, a Paul McCartney show, and Star Wars Nite at Disneyland! We are looking forward to voting against Todd Spitzer as the DA in Orange County, CA, and (while we are on the topic of excrement) giving you a review of the new emergency mini toilets we got in the mail today! Also, we figured this was a good time to tell you about the worst manager ever to hold the title.
Charlotte, Mandi, & Cortney record this exceptionally NSFW episode at the Disneyland Hotel as we prepare for the Star Wars nerd convention at Disneyland After Dark! Why does the family-friendly, happiest place on earth inspire us to talk in detail about the "World Famous Pen*s Chart" with contributions from groupies around the world? Because we are horrible people. If ### rated isn't your jam, maybe skip this one.
We had a ton of fun watching our friends make a movie, MTG causes #Satan to trend on twitter, the President lands some zingers at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and the New York Times investigates Tucker Carlson's show finding it "the most racist show in the history of cable news'. Our friend Matt gets pranked on Craigslist and Mandi's dream crush crashes his car straight into her heart
This week we offer our condolences to Mandi's wine hand, and a parable worthy of a bird sanctuary participation trophy.
Charlotte, Mandi, and special guest Mysterious Molly get silly and attempt to entertain after a long day of drinking in the sun. We introduce Molly to the Mormon Trail, learn more about evil in human form, Madison Cawthorn, and share a few memorable trips to Baja...inspired by many shots of tequila. 😈 https://linktr.ee/fhebadmormons😈
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