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Tragic news coming in from Space Hoax Command Center reporting that their has accidentally destroyed the in an atte...
22/11/2022

Tragic news coming in from Space Hoax Command Center reporting that their has accidentally destroyed the in an attempt to clear old space debris. We're getting the statement now from Space Commander John Headstrong.

"It's official, the Webb Telescope has been destroyed!"

Apparently the rocket was making its trajectory towards the moon in a race against NASA when it entered a dense field of space debris consisting of old satellites and space probes that have not been in operation for decades. They were using an advanced laser cutter to slice through the debris and accidentally destroyed the telescope.

📷Credit: Felix McDick

After a month, Will Smith's gardener could not hold it in any longer and has broken his silence on the slap that shocked...
24/04/2022

After a month, Will Smith's gardener could not hold it in any longer and has broken his silence on the slap that shocked him, his family and Hollywood. "I could not believe my eyes. This was the man who's home I've been working at for years. I was shocked."

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Super Nonbinary Person!"In the effort to combat gender norms, the former Man of Ste...
26/02/2021

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Super Nonbinary Person!"

In the effort to combat gender norms, the former Man of Steel will now be known as Super Nonbinary Person. In the new comics, Super Nonbinary Person will help the woke community to erradicate biological gender and destroy the nuclear family by collecting them in a net and throwing them into the sun.

Mr. Freeze will also be changed to "They Freeze". We'll also see the introduction of Batperson and Catperson plus the whole Social Justice League!

Shocking!
25/06/2020

Shocking!

BREAKING NEWS! With a heavy heart we are announcing the end of your grandmother's favorite cracker... I mean crunchy squ...
22/06/2020

BREAKING NEWS! With a heavy heart we are announcing the end of your grandmother's favorite cracker... I mean crunchy squareshaped snack. Nabisco CEO told us they will no longer be manufacturing the salty biscuits due to racial stereotypes and that they will be rebranding and giving it a more racially inclusive color.

Nabisco CEO went on to say "We stand against all forms of systemic racism and we're considering other words to use such as Saltine Crisps, Crunchies, and Biscuit Squares. We've also had a lengthy discussion about our OREO brand as well".

Please no, not OREOS!

In an effort to combat systemic racism, Crayola CEO announced Thursday that the company is removing black crayons from a...
18/06/2020

In an effort to combat systemic racism, Crayola CEO announced Thursday that the company is removing black crayons from all their products moving forward. He says that the black crayon will be replaced by a non offensive color that children can enjoy without the black stereotypes. Black markers and black paint are also being considered in the discussion.

City officials have decided to remove a historic stone statue of Martin Luther King because the stone it was carved from...
16/06/2020

City officials have decided to remove a historic stone statue of Martin Luther King because the stone it was carved from is "too white", and anything white or historical is bad right now.

Officials are saying it's something out of a bad B rated sci-fi movie as giant human-sized ants have emerged in large nu...
09/06/2020

Officials are saying it's something out of a bad B rated sci-fi movie as giant human-sized ants have emerged in large numbers from deep tunnels around Yellowstone National Park. They have been spotted attacking nearby towns and farms in search for food. 3 people have reported to have been attacked with only minor injuries.

A local Wyoming farmer said he killed several with his tractor when he found them devouring his crops. Another farmer said he killed a few with his shotgun that were attempting to drag his sheep away. The Wyoming governor has deployed the National Guard to patrol.

Geologists are exploring the cause and are saying the emergence of these prehistoric insects could be the result of recent volcanic activity in the Yellowstone Caldera. How these giant ants have remained hidden for so long is a mystery that scientists are looking into. More developments soon.

In what scientists are calling a phenomenon of this era, hundreds of blue whales ascend into the heavens in search for a...
04/06/2020

In what scientists are calling a phenomenon of this era, hundreds of blue whales ascend into the heavens in search for a new place to call home. Oceanographers are calling it, "A sad but remarkable display of protest from the oceanic community".

Update: Oceanographers also found a note attached to a buoy saying "So long and thanks for all the krill."

In a strange twist, it's now been discovered that Antifa provocateurs infiltrated the alt-right movement and disguised t...
03/06/2020

In a strange twist, it's now been discovered that Antifa provocateurs infiltrated the alt-right movement and disguised themselves as antifa only to blame it on the alt right in a war for "who has a better ideology?" Authorities don't know who is who now.

Dr. Fauci says "Covid-19 Pandemic may just be psychological, like wearing a mask".
03/06/2020

Dr. Fauci says "Covid-19 Pandemic may just be psychological, like wearing a mask".

As humans have been in hiding, mythological creatures including unicorns emerge from the forest.
09/05/2020

As humans have been in hiding, mythological creatures including unicorns emerge from the forest.

No one is immune.
08/04/2020

No one is immune.

It's a Brave New World in the war against viruses. DARPA military scientists release A.I. to erase the presence of Covid...
01/04/2020

It's a Brave New World in the war against viruses. DARPA military scientists release A.I. to erase the presence of Covid-19 from its biometric database.

The Jerusalem "Holy Mega Shield" was activated by Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu to stop the flood of immigrants looti...
29/03/2020

The Jerusalem "Holy Mega Shield" was activated by Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu to stop the flood of immigrants looting the city! All residents are on a full lockdown!

Hope from above?
27/03/2020

Hope from above?

Game changer! NATO declares medical victory over public safety threat of Covid-19 cases in Iran.
27/03/2020

Game changer! NATO declares medical victory over public safety threat of Covid-19 cases in Iran.

Historic Launch to Combat COVID-19 spread!"We will defeat the invisible enemy!" - Donald Trump
27/03/2020

Historic Launch to Combat COVID-19 spread!
"We will defeat the invisible enemy!" - Donald Trump

The Cabal of Megacorporations Strike Again!
27/03/2020

The Cabal of Megacorporations Strike Again!

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