These guys were hilarious and they were not ready for my comeback.
Synopsis of Warzone Urzikstan Release
Pros:
Map looks great.
FPS is up over 140.
Breacher drone is a blast.
Cons:
No spotter scope!?
Heartbeat instead? Nah, it's now a field upgrade!
Footstep audio: only for you!
Zipline audio: only for you!
Parachute audio: only for you!
Vehicle audio: 1/4mi behind vehicles, fades, way off
TTK: Too fast
1 shot snipers: only one, and barely.
SBMM: Garbage. Hot. Garbage. Lobby FULL of sweats.
Crossplay: Broken, ALL day.
Battlenet: Busted
Updates: constantly. 4 forced reboots in 2 hours.
Zombies Aether Blade: nobody knows, useless.
Lobby totals: no full games, due to busted BNet/Cross
Translation? Whoever sees who first, wins. And that's if you see anyone. In plunder, multiple games, 90+ players, I came across a total of 7 people over three 20min+ matches. Yes, 7 people in one hours time. In a mode you respawn endlessly in.
Thanks to the absolute trash audio, if you are spotted by anyone and they come to attack you, they can SPRINT right to you and you won't hear them till are pushing your stool in with no dinner first.
Overall, 8/10 in theory, 4/10 in execution,
And 10/10 in typical COD unfinished, broken, unplayable, copy paste, jack up everything that works and add more than doesn't, 100% garbage release fashion.
Yet I'll still try playing. Only to get PISSED I can't even play the basic modes I want with the people I want in somewhat the fashion I want.
I spent the night playing 1v3 bots in multiplayer customs and had more fun alone in 1 ten minute round than I did in over an hour attempting to play the trash that has become plunder, getting a free proctology exam every 5 minutes from some movement king doing 720s with his stupid ass modded controller.
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Needed to take out a few more armored tier 2 for a daily challenge. Went in solo so I don't screw other people's games up again and just go get it done.
Ended up sniping some mercs, no contracts but had 6500 aether just from looting and selling. Then went for exfil in tier 2.
This! This is what I'm sayin!
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COD THEMSELVES said this! That they weren't going to make a new full release game.
Nobody is happy with the campaign.
Nobody is getting a new game.
$70 for a $20-30 DLC! Because y'all insist on paying up, spending 20 bucks a pop for awful rapper skins.
Hey, the LTV turning radius isn't what you'd hope.
Dougy with the snipe, tag team with the down, Warren with the finish.
Tonight's highlights, besides being voice banned.
Crossbow is kingggg.
211 meter Hail Mary shot, too.
People SERIOUSLY dislike getting smoked by an explosive crossbow. Now I am adding insult running it in gold hahaha
Accidentally got the crossbow gold tonight hahaha
Plunderin like Jack Sparrow
I have explosive tipped crossbow bolts and double drill charges, that's "how" lol
Monday night fights with "The Boys"
Pun intended...
Getting some plunder in before they take it away again next week.
Still garbage FPS issues since the reloaded update.
Went from 120-130fps with the overlclocked gpu to 45-65.
Total trash. But got some good rounds in tonight.
One match we had 45 total kills I think.
Camping? No, well, next weekend yes. But not today.
Day... 4? Or is it 5? It's all blending together at this point 🤣
Welcome to the state of COD.
OOF. Tons of plunder content. That may be my longest group of clips yet, and that was a LOT of fun.
Nasty snipes, hail mary drill charge tosses and toxic behavior haha
Always be aware of your surroundings, especially when the elevator goes DING. hahahaha
Well there's a new record haha! 560 meters!
That's over 1/3 of a mile 🤣
Thanks to the excellent ping I got a triple kill lol (I think the drill finished a downed guy then I got the two kills after)